Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens - Choose Your Own Adventure

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Bob Tuskins: Jul 27, 2007; I couldn't imagine life without the beautiful sight of the green horde

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Mr. Nemo: Feb 4, 2016; I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy

Bob Tuskins posted:

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Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 21:09

Theglavwen: Jun 10, 2006; Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Bob Tuskins posted:

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SerSpook: Feb 13, 2012

Bob Tuskins posted:

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Crazycryodude: Aug 15, 2015; Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?

# ? Dec 11, 2017 21:17

urf: Jul 12, 2009

# ? Dec 11, 2017 21:32

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Magnusth posted:

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Boonoo: Nov 4, 2009; ASHRAKAN!
Take your Thralls and dive back into the depths! Give us the meat and GO!; Grimey Drawer

# ? Dec 11, 2017 21:57

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Waci posted:

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AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

In order.

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Blasphemaster: Jul 10, 2008

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the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Bob Tuskins posted:

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pumpinglemma: Apr 28, 2009; DD: Fondly regard abomination.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 22:31

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

I know that this wasn't an option, but braying has never gone wrong before

# ? Dec 11, 2017 22:43

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Next update probably tomorrow.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 23:17

vorebane: Feb 2, 2009; "I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters

Aw man, and I was planning on doing a couple reps on the ol f5, too.

# ? Dec 11, 2017 23:21

Imperialist Dog: Oct 21, 2008; "I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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Jesbaam: minotaur edition

:black101:

# ? Dec 11, 2017 23:47

vorebane: Feb 2, 2009; "I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters

# ? Dec 12, 2017 00:15

Aades: Nov 28, 2005; Guns Up!

Many thanks to my Secret Santa for the El-mas gift!

I've been on the road for a few weeks, so when an oddly shaped package arrived at the house my wife and kids got to open it and found ...

SNARLS!

The Snuls rides began immediately

Thanks Secret Santa!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:05

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

Aades posted:

Many thanks to my Secret Santa for the El-mas gift!

I've been on the road for a few weeks, so when an oddly shaped package arrived at the house my wife and kids got to open it and found ...

SNARLS!

The Snuls rides began immediately

Thanks Secret Santa!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:11

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Was it home made? If not where can I buy one of those?

# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:22

Toughy: Nov 29, 2004; KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

Aades posted:

Many thanks to my Secret Santa for the El-mas gift!

I've been on the road for a few weeks, so when an oddly shaped package arrived at the house my wife and kids got to open it and found ...

SNARLS!

The Snuls rides began immediately

Thanks Secret Santa!

All the feels!! Bravo to your secret Santa!!!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:39

FoxTerrier: Feb 15, 2012; Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Aades posted:

Many thanks to my Secret Santa for the El-mas gift!

I've been on the road for a few weeks, so when an oddly shaped package arrived at the house my wife and kids got to open it and found ...

SNARLS!

The Snuls rides began immediately

Thanks Secret Santa!

So. Amazingly. Adorable!!!!!!!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:42

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Aades posted:

Many thanks to my Secret Santa for the El-mas gift!

I've been on the road for a few weeks, so when an oddly shaped package arrived at the house my wife and kids got to open it and found ...

SNARLS!

The Snuls rides began immediately

Thanks Secret Santa!

The best kind of Right post. :3:

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dyzzy: Dec 22, 2009; argh

Well done

# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:56

Faerunner: Dec 31, 2007

Hoorah for Snuls rides!

That secret Santa did a Good Thing.

Also, voting :nono:

# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:01

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

I vote that if anyone asks, we name jumping with Mercy 'Pole Dancing'.

If only because the story of Enkidel Pole dancing to save Acco will make me giggle relentlessly during updates. Not unlike the Balls and Shafts.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:38

SerSpook: Feb 13, 2012

we should just call it "not flight"

# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:40

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

Ishamal: "Enkidel, what did you do in Acco?"

Enkidel: "Not fuckin' fly, old man. LOOPHOLES! PEACE!" then we just jump off to nowhere in particular.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:42

WhiteOutMouse: Jul 29, 2010; will blow your mind.

Zodiac5000 posted:

I vote that if anyone asks, we name jumping with Mercy 'Pole Dancing'.

If only because the story of Enkidel Pole dancing to save Acco will make me giggle relentlessly during updates. Not unlike the Balls and Shafts.

Tripdad and the traditional culture of Zepath tried so hard to keep us off the pole.

They must be so disappointed.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:11

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Santa Snarls came to me too!

This is Zepa's monument...in puzzle form. The lack of color will make it an interesting challenge for me and cat_herder.

Some herbal balms. Two are Wound Charm and one is Joint and Muscle Charm; they all look awesome because we've had a cold snap and my hands hurt more than usual. From ~~Iceland~~ Seir.

I'm a Judaism conversion student

Thank you very much, dyzzy!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:46

dyzzy: Dec 22, 2009; argh

Just as well, I'm a godless heathen :v:

Glad you liked it!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 06:51

Olothreutes: Mar 31, 2007

I wish Bone Monkey would come back.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 07:11

Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Olothreutes posted:

I wish Bone Monkey would come back.

Don't worry little Olo, if you wish on a star at night, maybe your wish will come true? It's almost ~~Christ~~Snarlsmas, after all.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 07:58

Imperialist Dog: Oct 21, 2008; "I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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We should just add him next year and give him gifts regardless.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 10:05

FoxTerrier: Feb 15, 2012; Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

Santa Snarls came to me too!

This is Zepa's monument...in puzzle form. The lack of color will make it an interesting challenge for me and cat_herder.

Some herbal balms. Two are Wound Charm and one is Joint and Muscle Charm; they all look awesome because we've had a cold snap and my hands hurt more than usual. From ~~Iceland~~ Seir.

I'm a Judaism conversion student

Thank you very much, dyzzy!

Ooo...I'm not sure if I'm more jealous of the Bone Monkey puzzle or the potions from 'Seir'!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 16:02

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

Diogines posted:

People are salivating over what loot they may get if Gebek is killed...

Has Enkidel forgotten what what happened to the human slaves and... everything else when First and Second died?

Now we *know* to go for the throat and destroy their soul charms. I'm confident we can kill Gebek only losing like... 50% of Acco, tops! Plus, depending on how it happens, Nahari could end up even more scarred!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 16:28

Soylent Pudding: Jun 22, 2007; We've got people!

I have to wonder how mindbendingly heroic Enkidel looks to the common folk of Acco just casually carrying a telephone pole around with him.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 16:44

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Cornuto: Jun 26, 2012; For the pack!

All I want for El-Mas is for Tudiya to not get killed off.

Vote: :nono:

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