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Have you heard? The Cannibal King of Kavodel ran half-way across the world, only to give his shoes to a horse!
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Jul 16, 2019 20:32
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Crazycryodude posted:Yes but she looked at Igal first, which obviously means he's an Even Better Smeller than the Horse-Friend. Before you ask, no, there is no way this could be a coincidence or other minor oddity, it's definitely because Igal is a secret melachim and Yafa is tipping us off. QUICK, SCRUTINIZE EVERYTHING IGAL HAS EVER SAID FOR DIVINE COMMANDMENTS quote:Igal: "I think I agree Magistrate? I mean you aren't seriously going to start a war in the streets of Kazdack, are you?" quote:Igal helpfully chimes in "Yitzchak, we are here to see Yitzchak", Igal then turns to you and says "He is one of the sons of their Patriarch and runs things for them in Kazdack." quote:At this Igal says "Magistrate, we can't fight our way out! I mean you can, of course but uh... the men from the other Great Houses may join in and even the Bencaleb, we are foreigners, are you sure that is a good idea?" The young man pulls his helmet off his back and places it on, hastily tying the strap and then hastily starts checking the straps on his armor, looking up to you for a moment to add "I won't let you down if we are going to fight uh, everyone I guess? If kicking their asses means I get to come though I totally vote yes. Do I get a vote, even though I'm not a Ball yet?" quote:"Isn't that what we are supposed to do?" the impressionable youth says "Erbuke seems like a nice guy and he was wronged, we should set it to rights!" adds the possibly overly idealistic and impressionable youth. TO THE DEATH TheCog fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Jul 16, 2019 |
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Jul 16, 2019 20:33
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Hellsau posted:gently caress Erbuke, we need to save this goddamn horse. If someone took Snarls from us and tried to lock him in a dungeon, away from any potential spot-rubs and snulsrides... yeah change me from YZ to this Zc
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Jul 16, 2019 20:37
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Please at least consider the following: 1. It looked at his eyes first because he spoke a language spoken around the horse more? 2. There are not melachim hiding in your sock drawer. 3. You are literally crazy.
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Jul 16, 2019 20:37
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Diogines posted:Please at least consider the following: This is part of the test. We will live our lives by the Commandments of Igal now.
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Jul 16, 2019 20:38
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Jul 16, 2019 20:40
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We.have a Melcahim on our team, that's basically an extra life, we should definitely kill this monster now
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Jul 16, 2019 20:43
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Hellsau posted:1. C. They can have the heart, we want the horn. Yeah, this looks like a good vote
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Jul 16, 2019 20:59
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Changing my vote from CT to BT and adding on YZ
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Jul 16, 2019 21:05
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Not sure why we're prepared to take this gangster's word about the "monster" at face value. For all we know it's the defender of some tribe the crime lords want eliminated to expand their own goals in the region. That's not even considering what the family patriarch might do with the monster parts they want brought in as evidence. poo poo, the reward even seems too lavish for taking out a beast that's interrupting trade routes 1.5 months Enkidel travel time away from this place. There's more to this offer than meets the eye. We've already been tricked once on this trip. tl,dr: Always be skeptical of the guy that's running a casino that murders slaves for the crowd's entertainment.
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Jul 16, 2019 21:05
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AbysmalPeptoBismol posted:Not sure why we're prepared to take this gangster's word about the "monster" at face value. For all we know it's the defender of some tribe the crime lords want eliminated to expand their own goals in the region. That's not even considering what the family patriarch might do with the monster parts they want brought in as evidence. poo poo, the reward even seems too lavish for taking out a beast that's interrupting trade routes 1.5 months Enkidel travel time away from this place. There's more to this offer than meets the eye. We've already been tricked once on this trip. we have zero (0) good ways to free Yafa, though, it's just a choice which one is least bad and imo that's probably taking the job now and evaluating whether it's a bad idea later That said, if we can get back to Ganaive Question Time, we do have a Blooded Lie Detector. Diog, question for the Ganaive local boss: Does the elephant-beast have ties to / is it worshipped by any of the Kadmonim?
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Jul 16, 2019 21:13
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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:A. Just to clarify, House Ganaive are one of the ruling houses of Carine, albeit the "least prestigious". Ur folk. The Bencaleb are the most powerful Kadmonim tribe in the area. There is not actually any single ruler in Kazdack itself though it is nominally in Carine's dominion.m and therefore a subject of the High Patriarch, if only loosely held. So it can't be a House Ganaive "tribal monster" because they are Ur men.
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Jul 16, 2019 21:20
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Adding on YZ. Hey Diog, how fast is a fast horse compared to the running speed of two giant men? Would Igal keep up with us on Yafa's back?
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Jul 16, 2019 21:24
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>>Did we ever ask Igal if he knows any powers? You have now. Igal said "No Magistrate, but I'm good with my spear and a crack shot with my bow. I mean uh, not like you of course but I'm pretty good with it." >>Diogines, in the past where have we found blue stones inside of monsters? Particularly were they in place of an organ or integrated into an organ? I do apologize, but every one you've ever touched was "on screen", you never found one in the background. Please refer to those posts. >> If it's the grass that's poisonous, can horses eat anything other than grass? From what you've been told, and Yitzchak is not the first one to say it is the grass to you, they eat many kinds of plants. With the very sad horse beside you, you look through a small window in the top of the cell door and try to haggle Yitzchak down to take the heart OR horn of the great beasts, but not both. Yitzchak says in a slightly apologetic tone "I fear to disappoint but word from my father was most clear on that point, without both how can he know for certainty that it is slain? And we can and of course will take you at your word, but others would not and without them both it will not be possible to convince traders to go through the place again, or merchants who invest upon them here that it is safe. Surely you may discuss it with him directly if you wish and perhaps he may change his mind, he would be most pleased to host a great slayer of evil such as yourself in our home." That would require you going back to Carine.
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Jul 16, 2019 21:31
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Albino Squirrel posted:Adding on YZ. Yirzcht claims that "It can run like the wind itself, long miles without rest." GreyjoyBastard posted:we have zero (0) good ways to free Yafa, though, it's just a choice which one is least bad
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Jul 16, 2019 21:34
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Diog, How long ago was the Horsefriend Party? Was it literally yesterday? If so, how did he get instructions from the bossman on Yafa so fast? 
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Jul 16, 2019 22:37
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GreyjoyBastard posted:Diog, How long ago was the Horsefriend Party? Was it literally yesterday? It was yesterday. Perhaps the instructions were not about Yafa specifically, but, if Enkidel comes this way hire him to go kill that demon if you can?
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Jul 16, 2019 22:46
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We're kind of a rare resource, so that would make sense? "Real honest-to-El Monster Hunter" does not appear to exist outside of the GZMA, from what we've seen from our trips. They probably have no real recourse to 90% of the monsters they encounter in the grasslands beyond 'appease it or avoid it', so when a guy shows up who looks like he can actually back up his claim that he is a professional monster hunter, you probably grab that ball and run it into the ground, offering just about anything to solve what was previously an unsolvable problem.
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Jul 16, 2019 22:52
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Diogines posted:With the very sad horse beside you, you look through a small window in the top of the cell door and try to haggle Yitzchak down to take the heart OR horn of the great beasts, but not both. Yitzchak says in a slightly apologetic tone "I fear to disappoint but word from my father was most clear on that point, without both how can he know for certainty that it is slain? Well that's bullshit, if we give him the heart it's rather obviously dead, no need for horn. Something's up, do they need both together to make a lightning gun or something? If he just wants proof that it's dead, the many eyewitnesses we'll produce and the end of reports of it rampaging around are proof enough.
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Jul 16, 2019 22:55
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Ask if we'll be able to keep any Gems inside the beast.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:02
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Crazycryodude posted:Well that's bullshit, if we give him the heart it's rather obviously dead, no need for horn. Something's up, do they need both together to make a lightning gun or something? If he just wants proof that it's dead, the many eyewitnesses we'll produce and the end of reports of it rampaging around are proof enough. i absolutely 100% guarantee House Ganaive trucks in witchcraft possibly with the lady who lives in a tree although we wouldn't be harvesting the goods professionally Magnusth posted:Ask if we'll be able to keep any Gems inside the beast. +1 to this except phrase it as a "well if we can't get the horn" sort of thing, it's well known that beasties frequently have gems in 'em. Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jul 16, 2019 |
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Jul 16, 2019 23:03
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When possible, ask ish: r ll pwrs s bd? s rh hrdnng s bd s pwr wrds?
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Jul 16, 2019 23:07
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How could they deny us anything we found in the beasr? If they only ask for heart and horn, they only get heart and horn. Gems are ours by default, right? Asking is just giving them ideas, in my mind.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:08
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Zodiac5000 posted:How could they deny us anything we found in the beasr? If they only ask for heart and horn, they only get heart and horn. Gems are ours by default, right? The trick is that if we get an explicit promise that we can keep the gems, then, if we sense a bluestone in the heart, we can cut it out and take it.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:09
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GreyjoyBastard posted:we have zero (0) good ways to free Yafa, though, it's just a choice which one is least bad You are assuming. Freeing Yafa is the correct course of action, which is extremely debatable.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:11
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Magnusth posted:The trick is that if we get an explicit promise that we can keep the gems, then, if we sense a bluestone in the heart, we can cut it out and take it. Why can't we do that already?
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Jul 16, 2019 23:12
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Magnusth posted:Ask if we'll be able to keep any Gems inside the beast. "Do as you will with the rest of it. Burn it on an altar or... uh, what does one do with a dead demon, tun it into a weapon? That uh, club you have, is it...?" Igal exuberantly chimes in "It is from a mountain demon! All know the fearsome Behemoth Bane!" You never actually named it...? Or any of your gear actually. That is not really a Zepathan thing in modern tkmes. It is not seen as some decadent foreign vice, your people just don't do it, but you are aware foreigners do. Diogines fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jul 16, 2019 |
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Jul 16, 2019 23:12
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Diogines posted:"Do as you will with the rest of it. Burn it on an altar or... uh, what does one do with a dead demon, tun it into a weapon? That uh, club you have, is it...?" Igal exuberantly chimes in "It is from a mountain demon!" Boisterously regale all present with an embellished retelling of how we came to be in possession of our club using the full extent of our oratory prowess.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:21
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Diogines posted:"Do as you will with the rest of it. Burn it on an altar or... uh, what does one do with a dead demon, tun it into a weapon? That uh, club you have, is it...?" Igal exuberantly chimes in "It is from a mountain demon! All know the fearsome Behemoth Bane!" ... are you sure of that? because i think we've named a fairly important Club that we never misplace.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:32
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If we were to have Uriah Chazaq us and we kicked the door open, do we expect it would explode into shrapnel or just fly off the hinges and do grave harm to anyone on the other side of it? Asking for a horsefriend.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:35
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Diogines posted:Please at least consider the following: We wouldn't have to worry about melachim hiding there if we had never gone all-in to the heretical demon science of socks! the demons would have left Ur alone, except for insane sock lust Send a snarls gram immediately & order all socks in kavodel destroyed! They're against the way of our fathers!
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Jul 16, 2019 23:42
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ArbitraryTA posted:Boisterously regale all present with an embellished retelling of how we came to be in possession of our club using the full extent of our oratory prowess. 
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Jul 16, 2019 23:43
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Magnusth posted:... are you sure of that? because i think we've named a fairly important Club that we never misplace. Besides Mercy, obviously, which is less of a weapon and more a geographic feature.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:44
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Olothreutes posted:If we were to have Uriah Chazaq us and we kicked the door open, do we expect it would explode into shrapnel or just fly off the hinges and do grave harm to anyone on the other side of it? Asking for a horsefriend. You are confident you can smash it off its hinges or just smash through the literal walls yourself.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:47
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Diogines posted:Igal exuberantly chimes in "It is from a mountain demon! All know the fearsome Behemoth Bane!" well, now that it's been named by a Melachim,
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Jul 17, 2019 00:04
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Jul 17, 2019 00:35
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Magnusth posted:... are you sure of that? because i think we've named a fairly important Club that we never misplace. Yet another Kavodelian innovation. Though we're still Zepathans, so we don't name things because they're cool, but because we like stupid jokes.
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Jul 17, 2019 00:35
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Hellsau posted:Yet another Kavodelian innovation. Though we're still Zepathans, so we don't name things because they're cool, but because we like stupid jokes. The Trio must have facepalmed so hard when we came up with that one.
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Jul 17, 2019 00:44
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Ask Igal to ask the horse 'what's five plus five?'
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Jul 17, 2019 00:50
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Z the IVth posted:The Trio must have facepalmed so hard when we came up with that one. At this point I’m positive they all have hand shaped imprints in the faces of their corporeal forms.
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