Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens - Choose Your Own Adventure

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Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

1. Sleep. I just caught up to where the thread is, could use sleep.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 00:39

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 04:51

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Poop.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 01:48

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Jael: Do YOU poop?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 01:58

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Can we use our thespian skills to look extremely constipated, even if we leave the question unsaid?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 02:11

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

FoxTerrier, you've passed 270 millidiogs. This is far above the recommended safe dosage.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 02:30

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

hollylolly posted:

They're cool dudes, just misunderstood. Well, ok, Slaan isn't misunderstood, I'm pretty sure he really wants to eat everything and be a hunger demon but you have to respect his commitment.

Your reaction to being stuck between two wannabe hunger demons is to draw attention to how much you have in common with a sandwich?

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 02:54

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

1:GHK
2:R
3:Z

# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 15:01

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Affi posted:

I'd do it with Jalitha. I think she knows a lot and is not as good as Ishamal at being stonefaced.

Either that, or she's better at acting.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 18:08

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Cornuto posted:

"So what do you think of Paebro calling out our name as a battle prayer?"

+1 to asking about that.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 04:52

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

The monument is clearly a lever Zepa pulls to open a trapdoor to his underground lair.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 20:41

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

The most honourable way to fight is victoriously. Get dirty.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 20:31

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

I. Paging Tomn to the thread.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 23:02

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Mercy is never displaced.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 21:02

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

F politely, we may want to attempt trade and/or diplomacy with the giants.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 01:01

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Deadmeat5150 posted:

Take Everfang with us, but make sure to ask him if it's alright if WE get to eat some too-bigs ourselves!

Do not ignore Snarl's advice.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 06:46

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

How the gently caress do we ask permission to enter someone? Just yell "KNOCK KNOCK, I Enkidel ask permission to pass through your land."

Changing my vote to yelling to ask for permission to enter land.

+1. We come in peace.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 06:16

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Schwza posted:

Convey our intent of peace through interpretive dance.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 20:31

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

CONTINUE DANCING!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 22:46

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Who's the danciest Melachim of all?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 23:07

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Oh man, if we were a heretic we would totally devote ourself to being Xuriel's herald.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 23:10

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Disargeria posted:

Cannons seem like an odd choice against a solo, mobile (and agile) target.

They probably didn't bring it for us and just had it with them. Maybe they're travelling cannon salesmen and want to show us their cannon.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 23:26

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Sit on the ground. Don't cower, but sit down like we just got home after a long day.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 02:53

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Voted again later to reflect change in options.

Waci fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Jun 14, 2015

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 21:55

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

N. The only real option.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:05

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

a cat irl posted:

Hurr hurr let's dance at the friendly monsters. Let's throw away every tactical advantage Enki has, this has never gone wrong before.

Number of times we've been shot while doing things that aren't dancing: many.
Number of times we've been shot while dancing: zero.

You know what to do. :colbert:

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 22:17

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Human cities are led by big humans with magic powers. Stands to reason that snakepeople cities are led by big snakes with magic powers.

A. Drink the thing that is probably a medicine of some sort. If they wanted us dead, we would be.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 17:22

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

FI.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 23:42

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

A. Wait for now.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 20:46

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

No shape that we can recognize doesn't mean no shape.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 20:55

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

F. Praise El!

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 01:56

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Devouring everything, alive or dead, that they throw at us might be a bad idea as far as not looking like a daemonic servant of Asherah goes.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:19

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

A. Praise El.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 12:27

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

P. Dance the interpretive dance of I want to speak to a manager.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 18:55

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

A. Sacrifices have to be washed, but so do visitors. Regardless of what they have planned for us, we should wait and see. We can escape once we know more, if we need to.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 05:42

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

SerSpook posted:

A

They probably wouldn't bathe a sacrifice in such an opulent pool. Or be tending to our wounds so well.

Soon our secret healing will be revealed. I wonder if they will think it was due to the pool and their god?

Plus, there are lizardpeople bathing in the same pool. I don't think this is the sacrifice pool.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 05:48

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Look at the jerk and memorise his face. Also, if there are any rocks that look like the less jerky lizardpeople wouldn't mind us eating it, eat it.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 15:13

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Tomn posted:

I'm not sure if there IS anything around here we could grab and eat without getting shot, though - don't think they'd have that many loose rocks in a bathhouse.

They had reeds, why not rocks?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 15:33

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

Changing my vote to inconspicuously levitate a decorative rock to us and eat it while maintaining eye contact with the jerk.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 15:59

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

C. Don't talk yet. Let snake-el introduce itself first.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 05:21

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 04:51

Waci: May 30, 2011; A boy and his dog.

E. For both.

Waci fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jun 19, 2015

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 15:26

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