Frostwerks posted:90 percent of people in these forums will never need to know about a purity ring. Uh, excuse me, I'm saving myself for a woman who doesn't trigger my novio phobia vvv I don't want to derail down the Christian Chandler rabbit hole, but I guess this thread is a good place to provide a starting point for anyone interested in reading about a super hosed up and hilarious life. Sonichu.com article on "Noviophobia" theres a will theres moe has a new favorite as of 06:24 on Oct 28, 2013 |
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I Am Crake posted:drat. This is the first I've read about e cigs in a while and I thought they might have gotten better. The last page had me wondering if they were a good way to quit. You could try a lighting a cigar or finding a hookah next time you're in this drunken craving state. Satisfies the immediate need without re-hooking you. Worked for me at least, your mileage may vary.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 11:12 |
canyoneer posted:The awkward is coming from inside the thread! Almost clever but for the parallelism error.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 23:41 |
AlmightyBob posted:He grabs adult diapers from the dumpster, microwaves them, then wears them. What do you think? He also gives legal advice on acquiring the diaps
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 02:30 |
Inspector Zenigata posted:Compared to virtually everybody else in this thread, she is. Her makeup is gross (glitter? seriously?) but she has good skin, grooms herself, and isn't a trollish monster. She's not gorgeous, but she certainly isn't ugly. Why does she belong in this thread? Maybe it's the garbage in the background.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2013 03:03 |
PaganGoatPants posted:Someone linked me a video of an expat in Japan showing off his apartment? I didn't get very far through it. There is nothing about this guy that doesn't suck. He's like a Paul Blart / Guy Fieri hybrid.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2013 03:00 |
fool_of_sound posted:You can cook bacon in the oven but it's rubbery and gross. Yeah I thought it was hilarious until I saw the bread crust in his collar
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2013 03:22 |
nononsense posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NihmwMWEdPc Guy doesn't even seem to get his own hair washing joke. Also looks like Mac in blackface from Always Sunny / Lethal Weapons 5 and 6
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2013 22:54 |
Show up to whatever 'con these rococofolk attend with a kitchen sink strapped to your back
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2013 04:01 |
bubbles depo posted:A local museum recently had a "What is Steampunk" presentation to go along with a new exhibit showing very early examples of projectors, cameras and other things. The people who made the exhibit thought "This looks kinda steampunk based on what I've seen on the internet, let's get a group of local people to talk about it." Seeing as I had a free pass to go see it, I went. It was the single most nerdy and awkward presentation I've ever seen. I imagine a couple of brass-bedazzled parolees trying to 'simplify' the concept of a valve so that the museum attendees can understand the aesthetic appeal.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2013 04:51 |
Always ask your pizza tattooist beforehand whether he's ever seen a real pizza
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 04:09 |
If you really want to rile a moron like this one up, leave a comment telling him to wash his dirty goddamn face. He can't help the acne, probably, and he knows his face looks like poo poo deep down, but nobody in his normal pseudo-pedo audience has ever called him on it and now he is deluded. His bubble is waiting
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 04:57 |
John Goodman is melting
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 13:31 |
I can't decide whether I would like to punch a person like this in the face. Maybe I'm supposed to feel pity, not anger, I don't know. Maybe pity is supposed to be more common than it is.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2013 06:06 |
The picture advertising the shirt in the skymall catalog features a guy whose gut has been Photoshopped to look smaller, or he's wearing a girdle. https://pic.twitter.com/xg1Ynw7m theres a will theres moe has a new favorite as of 02:07 on Dec 9, 2013 |
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 02:05 |
I Am Crake posted:A true badass teaches us how to smoke a cigarette. If you like that, you might like kingcobrajfs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOZofShz0I
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 05:29 |
The first 30 seconds of this video are perfect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R99NPbatabw 'pommodore'
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 05:38 |
Those black (green?)heads look so big you could pull them out with salad tongs
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2013 23:05 |
Jerry Cotton posted:I'm pretty sure his/her household doesn't have salad tongs or other salad accessories. Well, we found the problem.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2013 23:06 |
Stultus Maximus posted:So shoenice isn't the only pathetic 3rd grade outcast in a man's body on youtube. Didnt know that vice interviewed shoenice until googling him just now http://motherboard.vice.com/read/shoenice-will-eat-anything-video
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 04:11 |
Do you suppose he's standing up and looking upward, and the camera is tilted, or is there a special harness holding his body at a 45 degree angle? The latter would be cool.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 21:30 |
LorrdErnie posted:Have you ever heard of "leaning" Mmm, pretty sure it's one of my ideas.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 21:53 |
brain.centipedes posted:Was reading about the history of math, and specifically about the foundational crisis and Hilbert's Program. The Wiki entry for Hilbert is headed with the following photo: looks like Neil Patrick Harris
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:26 |
about_face posted:This is really horrible I'm only to "mango juice and everclear" and I already hate him.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2014 01:57 |