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Season 5? loving hell, I need a life. It's once again time to face fantasy hell with the 20-team fantasy league! Enjoy the struggles of having to select between the Raiders and the Redskins defense in your epic battle against a guy who has to start Mark Sanchez. Silently weep yourself to sleep over the fact that if only you had selected a kicker in a round other than last. The 20-team fantasy league enters its FIFTH season this year, and as any of the vets can tell you, it is a BLAST. To the vets (and former members), please make sure you claim your spot soon. This waiting list is starting to become longer than Green Bay's. READ ALL THIS BULLSHIT, EVEN IF YOU'VE PLAYED BEFORE DRAFT IS CURRENTLY SET FOR SUNDAY, Aug. 25 at 8:30 PM EASTERN TIME (although this is negotiable) Members It's now the end of the month. If you've not posted by now, and thus have forfeited your chance to return. The 48 hour window has passed. At this point, your "old" wait list status has been revoked if you had it. WAIT LIST IS CLOSED. TRY AGAIN NEXT YEAR Scoring This can be debated, but I think we've settled on the scoring. Return yards have worked very well for the league's depth, particularly for the D/STs. For quick reference, here it is: BREAKDOWN The draft *does* take time, but really the roster is smaller than most. Most people seemed happy with the way the rosters were last year, but we are always up for debate to expand it (contracting is out of the question). Last year, we voted to expand the rosters to: QB, RB, WR, RB/WR/TE, RB/WR/TE, TE, D/ST, K, 5 BE, 2 IR DRAFT We will be doing a live draft again, and the less said about the literally day-long offline draft we did during season 1 the better (so don't loving ask to do an offline one). I'm amenable to changing the draft date *a little*, but I really want to keep it as is unless too many of us miss it. Please plan your schedules accordingly. Set your rankings, and get a friend to draft for you if need be (better option). Draft order will be randomized after the league is officially filled. IF YOU TRADE DRAFT PICKS BEFORE THE DRAFT ORDER IS DETERMINED, THESE WILL BE RESET. League Logistics I have yet to set up the schedules. As the vets know, your schedule will look like this: -8 division games -3 conference games -2 OoC games We keep the same divisions, as always. If a division wants to change their name (I'm looking at you, Bart Starr division). The AFC and NFC conferences will be placed on other ends of the real playoffs when the time comes. If you can't understand which is which, . SEASON 5 LOONEY TUNES: code:
(^ed guys HAVE posted in the league forum, but haven't recently posted here) Either mark means their place is not yet concrete. OFFICIAL WAITING LIST (CLOSED FOR THE YEAR) code:
http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=524484&seasonId=2013 HALL OF HONOR: Season 4 - Bounty Programs Aint Crazy Y'all Season 3 - Season 2 - Season 1 - Let's Go Nuts JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Aug 26, 2013 |
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This post is reserved for stuff. ALL RISE, FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1KPQmdddY The Dan Oath JuicedSixFo posted:Dear Daniel Constantine "Dan" Marino, Jr., The Starr-y Future seventeen posted:In the not too distant future, when the championships of Montana and Marino have faded into a distant memory, when auction draft has become the one true format for NFL Fantasy Football brought to you by Pepsi Co©, there will be an era of great darkness swallowing the world as we know it. Forever, darkness. In the distance, millions upon millions of miles away, a lone beacon of light will twinkle like championship bling resting on a black blanket. A ball of gas and space waste, once alive, is dead and yet still caressing our dark planet with a touch of light, a beacon of hope. The Dan's Prayer JetsGuy posted:Hail Dan, who Art in Canton, JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Sep 20, 2013 |
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LEAGUE WAIT LIST PROCEDURES, IN DETAIL This is to be explicit about the entry procedures, in case it isn't clear enough from above. I have (slightly) updated the policy from last year. The biggest difference being I didn't send out the PM notices to the old wait list guys a day early. The reason being is that it ultimately serves no purpose as they are just competing with each other anyway (and ultimately get preference over new wait list people). POLICIES ARE BELOW POLICY 1) All active members get until the end of the month to re-claim their spot. IF THEY DO NOT **ALSO** POST IN THE LEAGUE FORUM TO LET ME KNOW THEY CAN ACCESS IT, THEY WILL BE BOOTED, REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH THEY'VE INDICATED INTEREST OTHERWISE POLICY 2) All members of last year's wait list get 48 HOURS to re-claim their spot. POLICY 2A) Last year's waiting list members are in a competition with each other. That is, their old position no longer matters. I realize this is a little unfair to people who can post from work. I am sorry about that, but the way I look at it, the more active a poster is, the better the league thread is. A poster who used to be very active may not be as active anymore. POLICY 2B) Last year's waiting list members, so long as they post in this thread within 48 hours of it going up, will get preferred placement over guys who are entering (or re-entering) the fray. POLICY 3) Everyone else gets put in the order they respond to the thread. POLICY 4) If you are called up from the wait list, you have 24 hours to respond. AGAIN, the wait list has gotten so that some people have been waiting *years* to get into the league. That is why the "old" wait list guys get preferred treatment, because they keep re-upping. No system is perfect, but I really try my best to be as fair to as many people as possible. JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Jul 30, 2013 |
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I still want in/on the waiting list.
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Stevie Lee posted:I still want in/on the waiting list. Well, you're in luck, since Skokie has bowed out of our illustrous group, so there is already a definite spot open. I am PM'ing you with more info.
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Back on waiting list, please.
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jabro posted:Back on waiting list, please. done.
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Last year I managed to have a winning percentage over .500 for the first time. I plan on winning this year. My time has come.
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I like falling flat on my face with an audience so I'm definitely in.
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I'm in for sure.
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I'd still like to be on the waiting list.
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I am still interested.
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Jerome Agricola posted:I'd still like to be on the waiting list. Done. I also just got a PM time stamped ~1:02 from The Gobbledygooker, so he's back on also. EDIT: ^^^
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 20:04 |
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Breesus Christ is back but I don't have access to the league page until later today when I will post to confirm that I will try to improve this season from the UK of the Dan Marino division to the Mississippi State of the Dan Marino division.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 20:07 |
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As long as no quack from the Dan Marino division is successful then this league is a success. Still calling dibs on Geno Smith.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 20:23 |
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I'm back on the waiting list.
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I'm back in if for no other reason than TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH!!! WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING THE QUESTION ABOUT DAN MARINO PUNCHING HARMLESS INNOCENT DOLPHINS? HOW FAR UP DOES THIS VAST CONSPIRACY GO???? Edit: QUACK QUACK GIVE ME TWO PRIZES
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 20:40 |
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Put me on that waiting list!
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 20:41 |
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I'll reclaim my year reserve.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 21:01 |
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I'm back, I care, and I'm still terrible.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 21:36 |
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Strongly considering drafting Hernandez this year.
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commish posted:Strongly considering drafting Hernandez this year. Probably will still be a top-20 TE.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 22:31 |
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I am back. I am pretty sure my team last year had more points than my team in some 12 team leagues. I will still lose in the playoffs
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 01:12 |
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Sesame Berts back for more
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 01:54 |
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This sounds like a fun league. Can I get onto a new waiting list that I might still be waiting on like five years from now?
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 04:28 |
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I propose the Bart Starr division be renamed to Marino Gehenna
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 06:34 |
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I'll post on the league page when I get home. I'll be on vacation during the current draft date so I'm ready to have the worst autodraft of my life
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-worst-punishments-losing-in-fantasy-league/ I had no idea Matthew Berry wrote for Cracked.
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 14:48 |
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The Freeneys are back, gently caress the Dan Marino Division
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Ok, I think I'm up to date thus far. 4 people have yet to reclaim their spot, including one guy who only posted twice all of last season. So don't give up hope yet, wait listers. Here they are; code:
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(^ed guys HAVE posted in the league forum, but haven't recently posted here) Either mark means their place is not yet concrete. EDIT: I have also just explicitly added policy 4, which we've always had, to the wait list. That is: If you are called up from the wait list, you have 24 hours to respond. EDIT2: Damnit Eltoasto! JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jul 20, 2013 |
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Posted in the league thread. Tried to post a poll. Executed it as effectively as my drafting the last 4 seasons
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seventeen posted:Posted in the league thread. Tried to post a poll. Executed it as effectively as my drafting the last 4 seasons voted "needs salt".
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# ? Jul 20, 2013 23:03 |
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Could I get on the waiting list for this?
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# ? Jul 21, 2013 01:53 |
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At this point, the 48 hour window has passed, and so all prior year wait-list statuses have been revoked if you have not yet claimed them. Dogo posted:Could I get on the waiting list for this? Yes. EDIT: Silly Burrito posted:I'm back in if for no other reason than TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH!!! Dan, in his later years, realized that the Dolphins were an organization of pure evil. JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Jul 21, 2013 |
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Dolphins are the rapists of the sea.
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Braksgirl posted:Dolphins are the rapists of the sea.
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Hand gun emporium back for more Dan Marino owning-ness. Posted in league thread.
bbf2 fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Jul 23, 2013 |
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bbf2 posted:Hand gun emporium back for more Dan Marino owning-ness. Posted in league thread. Done. So glad to have the Dan Marino cru back again. Also, I updated the list of guys who've posted in the league forum. We're waiting on Juiced to post in the league forum and we're still waiting on three people to claim their spot. You got about a week left otherwise I'm going straight to the wait list. EDIT: VVVVVV That ban was hilarious. Also, at least he trash talked a shitton. JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jul 23, 2013 |
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JetsGuy posted:Done. So glad to have the Dan Marino cru back again. League history lesson for any newcomers: The Dan Marino division leads the league in two things historically - championships and forum bans for writing fake reviews for their incest-themed erotica on Amazon.
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Power of Pecota posted:League history lesson for any newcomers: The Dan Marino division leads the league in two things historically - championships and forum bans for writing fake reviews for their incest-themed erotica on Amazon. I have accomplished neither so I better get on it lest the rest of the division think I'm holding them back.
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