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FlyWhiteBoy
Jul 13, 2004
I'm in it to win it this year.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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FlyWhiteBoy posted:

I'm in it to win it this year.

Eh, I'm in it for the glamour and free steaks.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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FlyWhiteBoy posted:

I'm in it to win it this year.

and you've updated your team name from

"Hypo Gonadism" to "Bust A Kaep"

:siren: As a reminder, PLEASE tell me if you change your team name. I'm doing an ok job keeping up with them, but it would certainly help a lot.

Check the OP if you're unsure.

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

The Virginia Vultures are in yet again.


Also quack.

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007
Doesn't the champ get an automatic in?

Either way, I'm in.

Zoltan Mesko Dan Marino #1

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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darkwolf220 posted:

The Virginia Vultures are in yet again.


Also quack.

gotcha

JuicedSixFo posted:

Doesn't the champ get an automatic in?

Either way, I'm in.

Zoltan Mesko Dan Marino #1

I hold our division to the HIGHEST possible standard.

bbf2
Nov 22, 2007

"The White Shadow"
I think we all know which player is going to get the Hand Gun Emporium named after them this year!

Power of Pecota posted:

League history lesson for any newcomers: The Dan Marino division leads the league in two things historically - championships and forum bans for writing fake reviews for their incest-themed erotica on Amazon.

I'm going to need some elaboration on this.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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bbf2 posted:

I think we all know which player is going to get the Hand Gun Emporium named after them this year!


I'm going to need some elaboration on this.

Remember Wartime Consigliere? He was banned between S3 and S4... for advocating people write fake reviews for their amazon products..... because after all, he did!

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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It is the end of the month. Wait list being tapped now.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


I'm in. PMing you now.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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With Jabro taking over the (hopefully soon-to-be-renamed) "Dirty Sanchize", we are now full for another year.

As such,

:NO MORE PEOPLE WILL BE ADDED TO THE WAIT LIST FOR THIS YEAR

Sorry again to all you Packers fans who keep coming back. :(

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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JetsGuy posted:

:siren:READ ALL THIS BULLSHIT, EVEN IF YOU'VE PLAYED BEFORE:siren:
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If you've actually read this far, and you're a returning member, make a post with the word "quack" to get a prize.

Prize time.

tuckfard
Silly Burrito
darkwolf220

Your prize is as follows: When I get the draft order later today, you are able to move up (or down) 1 spot from wherever you get placed.

Thank you for actually reading the OP. :)

EDIT:
HERE'S THE INITIAL DRAFT ORDER


YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

JetsGuy fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jul 31, 2013

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Haha that's such bullshit, I'd actively think less of anyone reads the full OP of a league they've been in for four full seasons.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
Preemptively claiming their prize in case they do, in which case with the #1 pick please give me all of your Drew Breeses.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Power of Pecota posted:

Haha that's such bullshit, I'd actively think less of anyone reads the full OP of a league they've been in for four full seasons.

hahah as if the draft order matters in this league. ;)

halonx
May 4, 2005

I'd like to be moved up one spot if any bastard tries to move above me.

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Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

Prize time.

tuckfard
Silly Burrito
darkwolf220

Your prize is as follows: When I get the draft order later today, you are able to move up (or down) 1 spot from wherever you get placed.

Thank you for actually reading the OP. :)

EDIT:
HERE'S THE INITIAL DRAFT ORDER


YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

Moving on up....to the 14th side. We've finally got a piece of some halfway decent RB or QB that hasn't been taken by all the rest of you savages.

MOVING ON UPPPPP.

And drat you RNG for giving Annie's Boobs the second pick. :argh:

Power of Pecota posted:

Haha that's such bullshit, I'd actively think less of anyone reads the full OP of a league they've been in for four full seasons.

Just think of it as finding a hidden drafting idol. Just because YOU didn't look for it.... :smug:

Now watch you take the player that I want right before I do.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Aug 1, 2013

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I'm not listed and Wisconsin Cows are listed twice :(

halonx
May 4, 2005

Eltoasto posted:

I'm not listed and Wisconsin Cows are listed twice :(

Double the picks!

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Eltoasto posted:

I'm not listed and Wisconsin Cows are listed twice :(

Yikes. Sorry Freenys.

I literally just flipped a coin (seriously). You're the lower of the two "Cows".

:(

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



It's cool, my first round picks are traditionally on IR by week 3 anyway.

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Oh fun. I guess I will move up one spot. So my 5th overall pick can blow out his knee in Game 1

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

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I read the whole OP but I thought the quack thing was a joke. Can't complain about being second.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Braksgirl posted:

I read the whole OP but I thought the quack thing was a joke. Can't complain about being second.

Your husband went so far as to post a youtube video of ducks quacking, soooo...

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

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Yeah but he's kind of a doofus so...

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

Your husband went so far as to post a youtube video of ducks quacking, soooo...

And yet she picks second and I move up to 14. Fate is cruel sometimes.

Braksgirl posted:

Yeah but he's kind of a doofus so...

Now you're just mocking me, fate.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

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Its not fate. Just me.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
Ugh, first pick?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Yeah I am perfectly happy around pick 10. I was pick #1 once, having your 2nd rounder be the 40th player off the board is rough.

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Nov 27, 2007

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Stevie Lee posted:

Ugh, first pick?

Gladly trade you for 14.

tuckfard
Dec 9, 2003

Just chillin
I like picking super close together almost as much as I enjoy making wrong decisions so I will move DOWN.

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.
I'm only picking ex-Oregon Duck players now

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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OK, I got a game tonight. WHen I get back, I'll edit the draft order to be official.

After that, feel free to trade picks. I don't think we've ever had people DO that, but feel free once I set the draft order tonight.

Eltoasto posted:

Yeah I am perfectly happy around pick 10. I was pick #1 once, having your 2nd rounder be the 40th player off the board is rough.

Were you the guy who drafted AP 1st overall, only to have him break his leg?

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007
I'm somewhat interested in swapping back towards the end of the draft.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Draft order officially set. Feel free to trade picks now.

Keep in mind Emporium and DOLPHIN moved UP one and RATED R decided to move down one.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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also, I'd ALMOST rather draft towards the end, really

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

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JetsGuy posted:

also, I'd ALMOST rather draft towards the end, really

I looked at some ADP's this afternoon after you posted the draft list and there quite a few excellent players in my pick ranges. And honestly 20 and 21 looks a lot better than 1 and 40 on paper.

bbf2
Nov 22, 2007

"The White Shadow"

JetsGuy posted:

Draft order officially set. Feel free to trade picks now.

Keep in mind Emporium and DOLPHIN moved UP one and RATED R decided to move down one.

Wait, I moved UP one? I thought I moved down one. I was 14th, Dolphin was 15th and decided to move up to 14th, wouldn't that mean I'm now 15th? But you're saying I moved up one as well and now I'm 13th somehow? In that case who above us was moved down that was above us previously? Rated R was the only person you said moved down, but he's a few spots below before any of us and his moving down would have no effect.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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bbf2 posted:

Wait, I moved UP one? I thought I moved down one. I was 14th, Dolphin was 15th and decided to move up to 14th, wouldn't that mean I'm now 15th? But you're saying I moved up one as well and now I'm 13th somehow? In that case who above us was moved down that was above us previously? Rated R was the only person you said moved down, but he's a few spots below before any of us and his moving down would have no effect.

You're correct, that's what I get for trying to fix it when drunk.

It is now as it should be. Thanks for catching that! :D

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commish
Sep 17, 2009

jabro posted:

I looked at some ADP's this afternoon after you posted the draft list and there quite a few excellent players in my pick ranges. And honestly 20 and 21 looks a lot better than 1 and 40 on paper.

In a large draft this is usually the case. 3 of the top 41 players is pretty good though. The main problem with a top pick is that QBs tend to go pretty early, so by pick 40, there might be crappy QBs left. Then again, QB is pretty deep this year.

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