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The Network broadcast is the first I've been able to see of Total Divas. Right now, Vinnie and Ariane are fighting because his penis is too big and having sex hurts her. This. This is what large parts of Raw are being focused on. (At least Trinity is p.cool)
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I'm more disturbed by the how frequently they're on their phones while driving, and within that how rare it is they are using hands-free sets.
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Oct 7, 2014 22:28
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I can't see them upholding the no-Total-Divas-get-the-title rule with Paige involved. That would limit how many women could hold the title to basically just AJ, Emma and Tamina, and even if they brought up NXT women to compensate, that's still a very limited pool. I would hope that by adding Alicia Fox and Paige they're just opening up their options for crossover storylines and are trying to bring more of the Total Divas audience in to the wrestling shows and/or giving themselves more of an excuse to involve Total Divas with whatever is happening with the belt. It's not like they would have taken the belt off AJ if she'd agreed to be on the show.
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Oct 20, 2014 23:28
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Yeah, I meant to mention that and forgot while typing. Tweets don't mean poo poo and Paige will hashtag just about anything, but that is a bit of an odd one to come up with. Very choice wording.
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Oct 20, 2014 23:40
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I wish my school's anti-drug drives could have been headed up by Paige and Natalya.
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Jan 5, 2015 09:54
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It's wrestling, of course they're making her tee-hee gay. Also, seriously: the gently caress else would you have Rosa Mendes do? I'm surprised they trusted her with anything more than a handshake.
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Jan 6, 2015 00:15
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Eltoasto posted:Fire everyone but Paige, make it the Paige show with just clips of her loving around backstage.  , but I sincerely think a TV show that is just Paige and BNB being dicks to people would be a hit. If they're ever injured again, that's how you keep them on TV.
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Jan 12, 2015 12:58
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Yeah, I watched quite recently when Regal was tweeting about Robbie a bunch. It did make me think that they're kinda wasting Regal now by not using him as a heel manager full time. Adrian Neville's not exactly dynamite on the mic, Regal would be an excellent mouthpiece for him. I hope he's at least able to spend a lot of time with the NXT talent and pass some of that on.
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Jan 12, 2015 21:19
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"What I don't get is that if you're somebody that knows what you're doing and you're confident in your work, why would you lower yourself to do something that is just trying to get attention?" - Natalya, talking about Paige... to Cameron and Eva. 
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Jan 19, 2015 18:36
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Even Eva Marie has done (very, very slightly) better in NXT than on Raw or Smackdown. No woman or midcard man deserves to be judged solely on what they get to do on Raw/Smackdown.
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Jan 19, 2015 22:26
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She didn't actually gently caress up in that match, though, which is a step up from any Raw match she's had. I mean yes we're talking the most backhanded of compliments here, but going <3 minutes without being totally poo poo is an improvement.
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Jan 20, 2015 00:43
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Naomi/Trinity comes across as a pretty stable, positive role model. ed: Oh yeah they ditched her, nevermind. I guess Paige and Alicia? Not that they've done much yet.
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Jan 21, 2015 22:39
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I just kept laughing every time Eva talked about working hard to be at the top and losing her 'push'. As for it reflecting on WWE, it's a reality show. Everything is sculpted to be as much of an end-times, career- and relationship-ending big deal as possible. Have you never watched a reality show before? Spilling someone's drink is played out like a death threat. Fearing your job is at risk if you get a bit of a cough is absolutely standard for all such shows.
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Jan 22, 2015 21:30
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I, for my sins, have somehow* ended up watching Laguna Beach, The Hills, The City, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Made In Chelsea and LA Ink. (Granted the last one isn't quite the same, but they still overreact to everything.) Eventually you do become jaded/immune enough to the formula to spot these patterns. Never think anything on a reality show actually reflects reality in any way. It's much wiser to simply assume it's as scripted and edited as an episode of Smackdown. *okay, I love this trash poo poo really
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Jan 22, 2015 23:31
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I now can't believe they've not given Cena that music for real.
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Jan 23, 2015 14:48
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DB, Titus, Paige and Alicia should have their own show. They can just walk around telling people what the gently caress. And I know it's scripted to buggery, but Rosa is now more obnoxious than Eva or Cameron have ever been. Hell, I'll even go so far as to say Eva's downfall-of-the-week seemed genuinely sympathetic on this episode. Rosa is just loving intolerable even by faux-reality standards.
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Jan 27, 2015 03:26
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He really looks like a 'Bob'.VoLaTiLe posted:I'm hoping by next season at least Rosa and Cameron are gone then replaced by Summer Rae and Naomi. If Rosa could kindly gently caress off and not be replaced by anybody that'd be just grand.
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Jan 27, 2015 18:20
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flashy_mcflash posted:Don't forget that they also did that thing last week with Nattie and Paige. They're really going to the lesbian well a little too often here. 
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Jan 27, 2015 22:45
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Bigass Moth posted:I don't understand what the point of Rosa existing in the WWE is. quote:She isn't that hot, in fact IMO she looks like a plastic surgery monster, (Dubious disclaimer before this goes down a real neckbeard path: personally, I think Rosa is exceptionally good-looking, if not necessarily appealing to my taste.) quote:her personality is incredibly bland and akward, she can't wrestle, and she doesn't seem to have any political pull. quote:I don't know why she is employed instead of some other 21 year old model/actress, quote:and if she's only still around for Total Divas I'm sure someone else could step down to fill that role. I really do not like Rosa and of all the on-screen employees of WWE I do think she is the first who should be given the boot. Even without the Total Divas magnified-for-TV drama, I consider her aggressively bad enough on Raw and Smackdown that she should be cut. However, I also completely understand why she's still around, even if I'd rather she was not. edit: I can not believe I wrote all those words about Rosa loving Mendes I mean jesus gently caress why. God help me.
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Feb 2, 2015 02:40
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This episode just reenforced my opinion that the show should really be Paige and Alicia making GBS threads on everyone with Daniel Bryan cackling in the background.
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Feb 9, 2015 11:46
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Naomi and Sasha Banks may take exception to that notion.
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Feb 11, 2015 16:24
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She's not been on WWE TV much, either. She was doing house shows tagging with Sasha Banks for a while, but Alicia Fox seems to have taken that spot now. Which is ironic.
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Feb 11, 2015 21:05
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I love Brie of 'Brie mode' fame not knowing what Sambuca's meant to taste like, though having your own theme on your phone is redemption enough. Wouldn't pick Bimingham myself (famed for stabbings, prostitution, rape and misery), but I do want a night out drinking with Paige and Brie with ~*brie mo0o0ode*~ playing constantly. Curse that Dan Ryckert's luck. And all it took was a 5 second clip of Eva from next week to bring me down again.
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Feb 16, 2015 13:28
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Paige would be the most over face in this company if more people watched Total Divas.Padje posted:I was part of that night out for 5 minutes. I witnessed Brie Mode first hand. It's small and grabby.
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Feb 16, 2015 18:56
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That was the most boring episode in a season and a half and it still entertained me more than Fastlane. What the gently caress is wrong with me/this company.
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Feb 23, 2015 20:49
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I'm really not comfortable with the notion that Jerry is seen as someone to be consulted on appearances, let alone that of the women.
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Mar 2, 2015 03:09
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They seem to have really given up with Eva this season. She's just... there. ed: look, I know it's as fake as anything, but are we really supposed to buy that TJ could just gently caress off to a modelling career without all-controlling WWE caring?
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Mar 2, 2015 03:19
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Natalya redeemed.
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Mar 2, 2015 03:54
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That's really not a million miles away. He's pretty brutal and by all accounts a bit of a dodgy wheeler-dealer. I'm pretty sure he's done hard time for various violent charges.
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Mar 2, 2015 19:58
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Her brothers are still working as a tag team at whatever B-tier UK promotions need bodies to fill a card and keep telling people to harass Triple H into hiring them. The younger one had a kid shortly after (during?) filming that documentary and has kept relatively quiet by Knight family standards; he's put on a bit of weight and I don't believe he's had any contact with WWE since his Smackdown appearance. The elder one mostly complains about messing up his football career, and, ironically enough, now has a really tasteless sleeve of a naked anime girl.
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Mar 3, 2015 13:23
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I would honestly forgive Vince and Kevin of their many, many flaws and mistakes if they had Nikki Bella walk while being Divas champion. Then come back demanding ice cream bars.
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I bet they gave her some ridiculous contract upfront because they thought she would be this big breakout star and they didn't learn any lessons from Kelly Kelly. They've very noticably given her the bare minimum screen time on Raw and Smackdown and on this they've kept her away from the other women for most of the last season and a half. They've moved Jojo, Naomi and Summer Rae on easily enough, so I assume they would have gotten rid of Eva by now if they could. Either that or Executive Producer Kevin is the one dictating the cast.
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Mar 9, 2015 14:11
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So a "selfie" is strictly female and we now have a male-gendered term for when men take a picture of themselves? My photography lecturer is rolling in his grave.
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Mar 12, 2015 11:04
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Push Renee to the moon.
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Mar 14, 2015 15:04
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Until now, I had assumed it was Cameron the others were making GBS threads on, given she's not been on TV in an age and she's just as bad as and more transparent than Eva.
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Jul 8, 2015 18:27
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dromal phrenia posted:as she defeats Nikki with a top-rope yoshitonic for the title.
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Jul 8, 2015 20:51
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Call Me Charlie posted:Nothing says babyface in the reality era like stopping Nikki the day after she breaks AJ's streak and doing a couple flippy moves.
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Jul 11, 2015 06:07
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Eva's husband is so obnoxious he actually makes Eva seem tolerable. Also this show needs more of Daniel Bryan laughing at Brie Bella getting things wrong.
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Jul 22, 2015 09:52
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I want to go clubbing with kayfabe Lana.
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She was right, though. I can't stand when American tourists come over here and try to do "British" things which aren't actually typically British and are more often than not some sort of thinly-veiled joke at our expense. (I used to work at a tea rooms. It was nothing but tourists.) (gently caress Nikki.)
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