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Noooooo, the mary sue maid was a clone all along. MY MONEY!
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Let the Goten vs Bizarro fight make it known: It doesn't matter how good the ai is if the lovely DBZ character has over 9000 health.
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Aug 9, 2013 08:32
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Found out the only thing that beats DBZ is KILLER loving WHALES!
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Aug 9, 2013 08:41
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I bet half my cash on Ruby. My heart was broken after round one, but I learned to never give up hope and you will climb out of the salt mines.
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Aug 9, 2013 08:53
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Deltasquid posted:I always have trouble deciding whether to bet on the broken AI with tiny hitbox that cherry taps at the enemy, or the decent AI that could pull off insane combos if only its hits would connect. Not gonna lie, this poo poo is tense as gently caress. EDIT: Also, question for the ages. Super aggressive ai on a regular, or poo poo over powered one hit kill DBZ character? KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Aug 9, 2013 |
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Aug 9, 2013 09:25
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Why the gently caress is there a bird with a gun. I LOVE THIS GAME!
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Aug 9, 2013 09:45
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I love how the real matches end up with things like "The Real Vagita vs Bootleg Powerpuff Girl" Edit: what is this match? Well animated anime girl vs 3d rip of Soul Caliber
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Aug 9, 2013 09:53
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Lt. Dans Legs posted:What were the odds on that Juggernaut vs. Blue Knuckles fight? My bet didn't go through in time so I couldn't see Like I got 3 bux for betting 50... I think? So this is the Mech-hisui I've been hearing about. A terrible force.
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Aug 9, 2013 09:57
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A shrubbery! posted:This is ridiculous. As someone who hasn't played Mugen, it's completely impossible to hazard a guess at who might win, which makes it pretty pointless. It's a fun concept though. If it was something like com vs com UMVC2 where it's not quite as broken it'd be a lot more interesting. I don't think you understand this game. It's all about the stupidest poo poo that just becomes melded in your memory, steeped in superstition and outright misinformation. It is swingy as it is dumb and you should be typing in all caps at all times. It's basically the greatest thing.
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Aug 9, 2013 10:04
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I have never been so hype for a game before
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Aug 9, 2013 10:07
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Sarkozymandias posted:All in on Batgirl. I feel good about this. Hope you were already in the mines when this happened. Cuz that's where'd that would take you.
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Aug 9, 2013 10:13
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Well Trouble Man is a thing. Perfect music for him.
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Aug 9, 2013 10:28
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i THINK I'VE BEEN READING THE CHAT TOO MUCH. REAL DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE, I KNOW MORE THINGS ABOUT MUGAN THAN I EVER IMAGINED, AND MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN. HELP I THINK I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
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Aug 9, 2013 12:47
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Possessed Heita is like the Starscream of Salty. ... but not today.
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Aug 9, 2013 12:50
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CrushedB posted:You won't know terror until the guy you just bet on gets one shot right out of the gate, or can't hit the opponent because it's too loving small, or the consistently amazing character you went all in for suddenly has a terrible match up and can't attack. Possessed Heita has failed me like Starscream failed Megatron.
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Aug 9, 2013 23:45
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Al! posted:Or just fix the lovely DBZ character AIs so they actually use their one hit kill supers. But that's part of the gamble. In a wierd obtuse way, it is their "balance".
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Aug 10, 2013 03:06
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NerdyMcNerdNerd posted:Tron Bonne has some legitimately good characters, and some characters with bullshit. Come on upset! I've been fond of betting for bootleg versions of characters, like "Toron" or "Marvell" EDIT: Speaking of, gonna make me some money off of scrubs who don't know how real Toron is.
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Aug 10, 2013 03:08
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Mr Scumbag posted:Salty has confirmed there's a mobile app in the works! I will never get any work done now. I'm gonna go ALL IN on having a car accident.
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Aug 10, 2013 03:11
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Poonerman posted:Are all the matches usually so one-sided? It makes it when an actual "1:1 stakes" match super exciting. Whenever a game goes to round 5, I am at the edge of my seat.
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Aug 10, 2013 03:15
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Office Thug posted:Haha loving Mike Tyson, I love you so much Case in point. Any time Mike Tyson is facing a rushdown character with good AI it is a coin flip. He has that OHKO, but will he actually use it? He directly counters DBZ dumbness.
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Aug 10, 2013 03:18
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This is hitting all of my gambling buttons. I'm a millionair bitches. Now to go lose it all in Gorath vs Floren.
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Aug 10, 2013 06:08
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LogicNinja posted:Holy poo poo what the gently caress some sort of... of freaky angel Moomin?? Imagine a bullet hell boss in a fighting game. PS: AND IT IS GETTING IT'S rear end HANDED. VVVVVV Same reason you'd make Ronald McDonald some sort of AI god or making the unbeatable Killer Whale. KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Aug 10, 2013 |
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Aug 10, 2013 06:10
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I can now identify Shuma Goraths in their 30 seconds of pre fight animation, and match them up into a memorized tier list. This is a skill I now have. THIS GAME. EDIT: HE CHAINED A LEGSWEEP 121 TIMES
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Aug 10, 2013 06:15
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I don't know what it is about this stream. The absolute dumbness of the event, the classy rear end mix of music, the way the title card is both janky and smooth, or the massive amount of money being moved. It has the feel of a shangri-la of decadence like an underground tutle racing night mixed in with cock fighting. I like to imagine Salty's Dreamcast Casino is a real place. I want to believe.
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Aug 10, 2013 06:52
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I can never remember which one is real, Buttercup or bootleg Buttercup.
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Aug 10, 2013 06:54
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ThePhenomenalBaby posted:ALERT Dark Psylocke is a fraud even compared to Jojo characters It's like between the thread and the chat there is one that only tells lies and one that only tells truth.
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Aug 10, 2013 06:59
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I love Sora for the fact that it seems he's playing a completely different game.
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Aug 10, 2013 07:02
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Red Mundus posted:Sora might've been interesting in another type of game. The gently caress you talking about. The way he breaks AI is hilarious. He is a true scrubby wildcard and has lifted me from the mines so many times. VVVVVVVV Really Salty's track list doesn't get enough love. Everything on there captures the mood of this stream so perfectly.
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Aug 10, 2013 07:05
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Looks like the games are back on. That is not super mario.
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Aug 10, 2013 07:53
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Sad Claps should come with a seizure warning.
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Aug 10, 2013 12:59
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Tae posted:That's not Buttercup, that's her spanish knockoff. Which in my experience performs even better. ALWAYS BET ON THE BOOTLEGS
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Aug 10, 2013 17:11
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Gouken vs Dino was so high level they were fighting on the hubble space station.
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Aug 10, 2013 17:55
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I guess you could say that Mech-Hisui's winning streak was... C-C-C-COMBO BROKEN
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Aug 12, 2013 09:38
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Screw it dude, just make a new OP. Nothing of value will be lost.
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Aug 12, 2013 09:40
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Been a pretty long stream of complete stomps. Can't wait for a real match, but Caveman is always a fun watch.
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Aug 13, 2013 08:04
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N is for Nipples posted:I went all in on kid Gohan. It's ok, it's a learning process. Just keep at it and you'll start dreaming of teir lists and the word real won't even mean anything any more.
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Aug 13, 2013 08:08
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Avalanche posted:I know goons hate the obnoxious twitch chat in all caps, but I find it loving hilarious. Gems: To be fair, "ANIME WITH A KNIFE" hasn't steered me wrong yet.
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Aug 13, 2013 08:47
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Mann... I was so excited for a Fake Cless upset. My dreams... I could have gotten over a 1000$. My... dreams... Edit: I love Shin Scrub Ken with all my heart... but why bet on him? Oh... it's because Polaris is also terrible... : / KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Aug 13, 2013 |
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Aug 13, 2013 10:17
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 COLLUSION!?!?!?! AUTOBALANCE?!!?!?!? RIGGED MATCH!?!?!?! I don't give a gently caress. I'M RICH BITCH!
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SlayVus posted:I guess never bet on AAAAAAAAAA. Yuri is fuckin terrible, but I still love him AAAAAAAAAnyways.
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