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Aug 4, 2010

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If this game was about pizza instead it would be Ulillillia's dream come true.

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Aug 4, 2010

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Don't forget that your factories use child slave labor and you execute anyone behind quota.

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I have 200 milk and it's raspberry juice instead. :smug:

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Fenrir posted:

Why am I still doing this



Only 57 visible upgrades? Keep on trucking bro, there are at least 81. :shepface:

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Aug 4, 2010

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They have awoken. :stare:

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Aug 4, 2010

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202 golden cookie clicks, get on my level scrubs. :smug:

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Obviously the solution is to reset for prestige.

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Klayboxx posted:

That one in the middle looks like she's being infected by the cookie virus. :stonk:

She was involved in a terrible baking accident.

Also I am glad that this game is going to include hit squads of girl scout enforces killing disgruntled factory workers.

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Wade Wilson posted:

Some of the grandmas are starting to look like they've been exposed to toxic waste or something.

EDIT: "You make me sick." Grandma.

:smith:

Yeah, they have been exposed to the cookie portals, which are slowly transforming the space around them into cookies, leading to horrifying mutations and will probably result in the destruction of our reality. Also cookie Cthulhu lives there.

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I feel like this thread would be a lot more thematically appropriate if Adbot was still posting pictures of grandmas every page.

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What are the tournament accepted resolutions for cookie clicker?

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Tuco22 posted:

So i reset and got 80 heavenly cookies.
Now what?

I have 704, and it is not nearly enough.

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Getting up to 100 condensers isn't really that bad after a while, anyways.

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I just got to condensers after 7 minutes.

Prestige yo.

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Color Printer posted:

The beta for dungeons is out. Uses a separate game file.

However! Dungeons aren't the only changes. They're not necessarily going to be implemented in the real game as is, but some things to consider:
  • Heavenly Chips are nerfed again: +1% instead of +2%
  • Kitten overseers are nerfed, same boost as Kitten Engineers
  • Antimatter Condensers now cost 4,999,999,999 instead of 3,999,999,999
  • Clicking Frenzies now happen more often
  • Cookie Chains can go on for more 2 cookies, but now end when you get more cookies than half your current bank
  • The cap on Elder Pledge price got bumped up one more
  • Neverclick is no longer a shadow achievement; True Neverclick still is
  • Four new shadow achievements, one of which is pretty devious: Bake 1 billion cookies without buying upgrades. The others are speed baking achievements for reaching 1 million cookies in 35, 25, and 15 minutes

Despite all of these changes my CPS income is actually higher with dungeons. I doubt that that'll last with frenzies, though.

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Pizzatime posted:

Oh boy, I really feel like grinding up to 50 factories with no heavenly chips again.

Just import your save?

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Aug 4, 2010

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So with the coming patch I'll need over two quintillion cookies to retain my +2000 CPS modifier.

:shepface:

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By the end of the day I will be at one quintillion life time cookies, at which point I just need one quintillion more and I'll finally have 2,000 heavenly chips.

Then I'll be back where I started with the dungeon update. :shepface:

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The road to 1 quintillion cookies baked marches on.

Only tears await.

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Mr. Wynand posted:

are heavenly chips 2% or 1% now? i refuse to reload if its 1% :mad:

They're 2%.

There's also a new 2x antimatter upgrade...

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2 trillion CPS during frenzies now.

Two quintillion all time is right around the corner now.

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Mr. Wynand posted:

Whaaa? All I see is big bang bake. Does it unlock at 100 maybe? Wiki hasn't updated if that is the case.

Yeah, it's the 100 upgrade. They're almost producing 2 billion for me now without any heavenly chips.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How many cookies baked all time is required for 2k heavenly chips?

A little over two quintillion.

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RPATDO_LAMD posted:

Cookie chains stop after you earn at least 25% of your bank. With 30Qa in the bank, the most you should be able to get is 66Qa. I'm pretty sure your game glitched out, though.

Welp, time to buy One Mind.

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I reset for the highest reset achievement, and after that I reset when you double your all time most banked, and it's working out pretty good for me. I'm almost to three quintillion, steamrolling for four.

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Aug 4, 2010

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8 quintillion lifetime cookies baked. 4,000 heavenly chips. I have been playing since mid September. In order to double my CPS I need to get to 32 quintillion, which I think will take me one or two months.

Then I just have to get 128 quint to double my heavenly chips again. :shepface:

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