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And if someone uses the cryptographic sequencer on Beepsky or one of the other securitrons twice...beautiful things happen.
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Double emagging Beepski and running as far away as possible will never not be funny.
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There's a goldmine of SS13 videos out on YouTube. Like Beepsky Rolled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bys_q25_Dw
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I tried this game a few times. I got my butt cut off and grafted to a robot that said "butts".
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That means you're winning.
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Deadmeat5150 posted:I tried this game a few times. I got my butt cut off and grafted to a robot that said "butts". I'm jealous. Lately the coolest thing that happened to me was as AI being forced to sing Ol Man River. That and I got a date for the space prom, and it was magical drat it.
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Deadmeat5150 posted:I tried this game a few times. I got my butt cut off and grafted to a robot that said "butts". Always donate your butt to science. Hell, half of the time that I'm either the AI or a robutticist, I make it a point to demand mandatory debutting of all crew members for their own safety.
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 Space Station 13: Episode 2: The quick and the slipped (Janitor) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBxqZYgem8&feature=youtu.be Some comments: I was a jerk Janitor, but I did do my job as well. Don't make a habit of playing like this as one might get horribly cluwned. This round went really well! Also, because you're all just so goddamn special: Bonus Highlight Reel from a boring round: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_tSuyDBZV8
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Razage posted:Some comments: I was a jerk Janitor, but I did do my job as well. Don't make a habit of playing like this as one might get horribly cluwned. Or attract a capricious admin with Respawn Self who can do that gibself trick more than once 
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That ending was priceless. Edit: Though 371 uncleaned messes can only be described as a horrible failure at being a janitor. Bremen fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Sep 5, 2013 |
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Sep 5, 2013 04:17
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Daeren posted:Or attract a capricious admin with Respawn Self who can do that gibself trick more than once The ending may have been priceless, but Daeren's comment brings a whole new dimension to the blood all over the station. 
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Sep 5, 2013 04:19
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Such a glorious ending. But why did that guy blow himself up at the beginning? Was he THAT dedicated to giving you a mess to clean up?
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Sep 5, 2013 04:31
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Bremen posted:Edit: Though 371 uncleaned messes can only be described as a horrible failure at being a janitor. Or every round with at least 20 players, janitor on-board or not.
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Bremen posted:Edit: Though 371 uncleaned messes can only be described as a horrible failure at being a janitor. You did see that escape shuttle at the end didn't you?
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Lyuop posted:Such a glorious ending. Probably an admin going AFK. -edit oops missed a comment. IShallRiseAgain fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Sep 5, 2013 |
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Probably an admin going AFK. You did see that it was Daeren's doing, right? Daeren posted:Or attract a capricious admin with Respawn Self who can do that gibself trick more than once
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YouTube says the video isn't available on mobile. Sucks; I was looking forward to an uneventful forty five minute video of obsessively tidying a space station. 
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HaitianDivorce posted:YouTube says the video isn't available on mobile. Sucks; I was looking forward to an uneventful forty five minute video of obsessively tidying a space station. I'm sad because even if you see the video it's anything but uneventful. Your hopes were dashed before the video was uploaded =(
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Fab must have Security Officer as their preferred job, because I ran into them in that role as well. I recognised that pink hair on sight. ...That ending.  This game just gets better and better.
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Wait, how have I played something on the order of fifty rounds of Space Station 13 and never known that you can equip clothes by clicking on that person icon? Man, that would have been useful to know earlier.
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*sigh* Just so you know, the new video is blocked in Germany for "the GEMA is a bitch"-reasons (short version: there's a disagreement about music rights in Germany between the GEMA and YouTube, so YouTube was forced to block a lot of videos). Good thing there's proxy addons for that...
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What item might have made the first guy explode? next be the class that gets that item
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^ an admin, I believe. The link to video 2 in the OP is messed up, by the way.
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Real hurthling! posted:What item might have made the first guy explode? That was me, and I used the admin command selfgib, which has that unique animation. The messages in his head he got were from me too, because I was having fun watching him screw with the HOP and try to get his bucket back. I did this because I gently caress with the janitor basically every chance I get, with or without admin powers. Long ago, it used to be possible to stuff yourself to the gills with healing chemicals, to the point you could suicide with a glass shard and slit your throat, sending arterial spray everywhere...but take effectively no damage. This meant I could follow any janitors trying to do their job, slashing my throat constantly, soaking them and everything around them in high-pressure blood. Or, I could just make a batch of instant gore mix and use a smoke reaction to spread it across an entire room. Janitors have a really hard time of things. It's no wonder most people just use the job to slip people and fart on them.
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The link for episode 2 is broken in the OP.
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Sep 5, 2013 07:42
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Janitors slip people and fart on them because they are carrying on The Old Ways, and are on the path to janitorial enlightenment. (When the janitor was implemented it was literally a grief job and causing huge pileups in the hall was literally the janitors entire purpose. The addition of "things to actually clean" and being unjustly stomped on by angry crew and eventually admins has caused them to actually clean things now. But they are false janitors who couldn't stand up to oppression.)
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Daeren posted:This meant I could follow any janitors trying to do their job, slashing my throat constantly, soaking them and everything around them in high-pressure blood. Or, I could just make a batch of instant gore mix and use a smoke reaction to spread it across an entire room.
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Sep 5, 2013 08:07
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That was certainly a magical game. Most of the time it did feel kinda like that playing as a janitor. I think maybe I'd be a better janitor if I camped around the places I needed to keep cleaned and if people stopped stealing my buckets and spacing them. I never even knew they got spaced.
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Sep 5, 2013 08:21
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Space Station 13 stories are one of my favorite things about the forums, but actually watching it is something else. That ending was indeed magical.
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That was everything I hoped it would be. The other video makes me want to see a Quartermaster video now.
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Sep 5, 2013 09:02
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Oh my god yes. I was waiting for this to happen. Maybe i'll make an admin mode video sometime as a joke update. Though iv'e never done a video LP...video. Also my voice is hilariously bad.
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Sep 5, 2013 09:15
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Your janitorial work is awe inspiring, I was in god drat stitches from your escapades.
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Sep 5, 2013 09:39
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That ending is quintessential Space Station 13. It made me so happy
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So in the end, when whoever opens the shuttle stops vomiting from the horrible scene they just witnessed, they are going to explore the shuttle and find a single survivor in the sleeper-bed, a janitor in a spacesuit with one leg blown off.
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I could be wrong as I've never played this before, but I think there were two sleepers with the lids closed. Maybe there was a friend in there?
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Onean posted:I could be wrong as I've never played this before, but I think there were two sleepers with the lids closed. Maybe there was a friend in there? You are correct. A dude jumps in the other one just in time.
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Just curious since it's also blocked for me - will you bother to reupload it somewhere else/edit out the music or will i have to download this through a proxy?
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I fixed the link in the OP. I'll have to investigate where else I can post the videos. I can also start recording with no background music but the game doesn't have a lot of audio so the video's would get quiet (The background music is just Grooveshark's Ambient Station, I don't even pick it). I can't edit the audio out of the existing episodes because it's all mixed into one stream prior to being recorded.
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I think my favorite part of the entire debacle is the fact that so much is going on and you have no idea about it, and it occasionally creeps into view while he's doing his tasks, like the horrible bloody mess in medbay or the poisoned person lurching about.
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Razage posted:
Could you please turn off the midis in your next recording. Youtube seems to react especially annoyed to the lobby song for some reason.
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