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# ? Feb 15, 2025 14:46 |
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Worst. Thread. Ever.
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Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at? I really love the way you cook. Just like me, when I wrote this book: How To Make Love To Roark, from the author of Happiness Is a Naked Roark, Journey To the Center of Roark, and the Joy of Cooking Roark.
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Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you'd never even imagined. Others may find out life isn't fair, in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor! ![]()
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Roark posted:Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at? I really love the way you cook. Just like me, when I wrote this book: How To Make Love To Roark, from the author of Happiness Is a Naked Roark, Journey To the Center of Roark, and the Joy of Cooking Roark. ![]()
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In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV! Note: Jerusalem died on his way back to his home planet
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Is this the end of Zombie Simpsons quote threads?
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CatchrNdRy posted:Hogburto are we Jewish? I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! IMJack fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Oct 8, 2013 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Is this the end of Zombie Simpsons quote threads? ♪To stop those quoters, one-two-three, Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free, It's got DrBouvenstein's guarantee... Guarantee void in Tennessee. Just don't look, just don't look!♪
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IMJack posted:I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Looks like bad news for the... Impson family.
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Money's too tight for quote.
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Jorghnassen posted:Money's too tight for quote. I can't afford Somethingawful. I use Thingisbad.
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ProfessorLoomis posted:I can't afford Somethingawful. I use Thingisbad.
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Ah, another beautiful day in the womb.
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It's rotten being on the first page; no one listens to ya.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:
We're not affiliated, we're just piggybacking on their message board.
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AngryCaterpillar posted:It's rotten being on the first page; no one listens to ya.
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Welcome to your new thread, Post-A-Reeno's! ![]()
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Root Bear posted:Welcome to your new thread, Post-A-Reeno's! Aww, I can't hold it in anymore! I hate this place!
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Hogburto posted:"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!" Ow my freakin' ears!
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Hogburto posted:"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!" Everything's too damned expensive these days! Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book; everyone's a sinner! ...except this guy.
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Everything Counts posted:Everything's too damned expensive these days! Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book; everyone's a sinner! ...except this guy. Let he who is without sin cast the first quote.
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Ainsley McTree posted:Let he who is without sin cast the first quote. Got him!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV! So we just transplant the thread? We're just going to trash the new thread too.
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Women's Rights? posted:Note: Jerusalem died on his way back to his home planet NOT QUITE PERISHED, MY LOVE! Though sometimes I wish I had ![]()
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You know me I like my posts cold, my mods loud and my goons flaming.
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Corte posted:You know me I like my posts cold, my mods loud and my goons flaming. ![]()
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That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD!
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD! ![]()
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IMJack posted:I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD! I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
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MondayHotDog posted:My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps. IMJack you're making a complete fool of yourself...Oh it's just MondayHotDog.
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AngryCaterpillar posted:I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in. ![]() We just heard this place existed!
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Hogburto posted:"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!" Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut.
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Do over Ham posted:Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God. ![]()
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Sanguinia posted:I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God. We'll just see about that ![]() ![]() Oh, maybe he made a mistake? ......no.... no it's air-tight.... ![]()
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MondayHotDog posted:My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps. Oh, Cookie Kwan's a boring old Biddy!
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Jerusalem posted:We'll just see about that Is there no place for the goon with the 105 IQ?
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# ? Feb 15, 2025 14:46 |
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Do over Ham posted:Is there no place for the goon with the 105 IQ? GBS is thataway, man!
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