The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's Hammer! :slick:

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Can't stop... doing... THE MONKEY!

# ? Nov 14, 2013 04:42

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Why do all the students reduce it to RDRR, and no one reduces it to 2R⁴? I mean, are we supposed to believe that this is some sort of magic school for the gifted or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 04:44

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

jscolon2.0 posted:

Why do all the students reduce it to RDRR, and no one reduces it to 2R⁴? I mean, are we supposed to believe that this is some sort of magic school for the gifted or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

But seven goes into twenty-eight four times!

# ? Nov 14, 2013 04:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

He was then moved to a different hospital, where his condition was upgraded to.... alive.

Your dog's condition has improved from "stable" to "frisky" and he's free to go.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 04:54

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

It's Hammer!

It's not just a megaphone, BloodDesk. It's a Rap Master 2000.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 05:13

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Writer Cath posted:

Can't stop... doing... THE MONKEY!

# ? Nov 14, 2013 05:16

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

The Dark One posted:

I want a free quote because I'm Catchr. Catchr the NdRy?

Get it? Catchr�NdRy!!

You wish!

# ? Nov 14, 2013 06:14

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

...it's like a lava lamp...

# ? Nov 14, 2013 06:36

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Where he was pronounced dead.

My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband's DWI?

# ? Nov 14, 2013 06:44

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

jscolon2.0 posted:

Is it a crime to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
What if you have a big family? Is it a crime to steal a truck full of bread?
What if your family don't like bread? They like cigarettes instead.
And what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at prices so low that you were practically giving them away?

Well, it would be if he were to put anything on the bread. Jelly, for example...

# ? Nov 14, 2013 12:13

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

MondayHotDog posted:

It's not just a megaphone, BloodDesk. It's a Rap Master 2000.

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the U-S-A. Convooooy!

# ? Nov 14, 2013 12:38

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

mrfart posted:

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the U-S-A. Convooooy!

What? I can't hear you through all the distortion!

# ? Nov 14, 2013 13:59

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

mrfart posted:

We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the U-S-A. Convooooy!

"Keep on Truckin'?" What does that mean? :confused:

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Why do all the students reduce it to RDRR, and no one reduces it to 2R⁴? I mean, are we supposed to believe that this is some sort of magic school for the gifted or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I'm not the kind of magician who does tricks.

I'm a MATHemagician! :haw:

# ? Nov 14, 2013 15:08

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Dark One posted:

"Keep on Truckin'?" What does that mean?

"Mondale to Hart: Where's the beef?" :confused:

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Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Everything Counts posted:

...it's like a lava lamp...

And just look at the fine stitching on the word "Dope"

# ? Nov 14, 2013 15:58

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

Sit perfectly still! Only I may dance!

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ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"Mondale to Hart: Where's the beef?"

Hee hee...no wonder he won Minnesota :v:

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

ShaqDiesel posted:

Hee hee...no wonder he won Minnesota

They're really stickin' it to that Spirow Agnew guy! He must work there or something.

# ? Nov 14, 2013 17:56

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

They're really stickin' it to that Spirow Agnew guy! He must work there or something.

The al ighty ollar? Oh! I get it!

# ? Nov 14, 2013 21:03

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

They're really stickin' it to that Spirow Agnew guy! He must work there or something.

Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay! :nixon:

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ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!

Lighten up, BloodDesk...that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down! :slick:

# ? Nov 14, 2013 21:42

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Cookie Kwan posted:

The al ighty ollar? Oh! I get it!

What kind of slime would I marry?

# ? Nov 14, 2013 21:43

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!

Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular quote. :nixon:

# ? Nov 14, 2013 21:51

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Women's Rights? posted:

And just look at the fine stitching on the word "Dope"

http://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Chewbacca

# ? Nov 14, 2013 21:59

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Roark posted:

Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular quote.

The man never quoted a Simpson in his life. :mad:

# ? Nov 14, 2013 22:09

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Drink-Mix Man posted:

What kind of slime would I marry?

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Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

The SituAsian posted:

Cookie Kwan posted:

The al ighty ollar? Oh! I get it!

That's my bit! You stole my bit! :mad:

# ? Nov 15, 2013 00:22

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Cookie Kwan posted:

That's my bit! You stole my bit!

Cut! Oh my God, you've killed the original SituAsian!

# ? Nov 15, 2013 00:32

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

IMJack posted:

Cut! Oh my God, you've killed the original SituAsian!

Luckily SituAsian was an orphan owned by the forums.

# ? Nov 15, 2013 00:39

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Roark posted:

Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular quote.

I wonder if this Roark Nixon is any relation?

# ? Nov 15, 2013 00:39

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I wonder if this Roark Nixon is any relation?

Oh, he just looked so forlorn with his,

"I can't go to jail, Monty, they'll eat me alive!" :nixon:

# ? Nov 15, 2013 00:56

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Skeesix posted:

http://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Chewbacca

I bent my Wookiee! :saddowns:

# ? Nov 15, 2013 01:08

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The man never quoted a Simpson in his life.

Are you sure it's a federal law that I have to quote with you? :raise:

# ? Nov 15, 2013 02:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The Dark One posted:

Are you sure it's a federal law that I have to quote with you?

Now I know what you're thinking, that you're not good enough to quote with me.... but believe me, you are. Hell, I've quoted with Do Over Ham. Real, no-fooling Do Over Ham!

# ? Nov 15, 2013 02:13

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Cookie Kwan posted:

That's my bit! You stole my bit!

"That's assault! That is assault!"

--Everything Counts, _{shrill feminist attorney}

# ? Nov 15, 2013 04:38

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

This is it, baby! First thing tomorrow we're getting a PlayStation One!

# ? Nov 15, 2013 05:07

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This is it, baby! First thing tomorrow we're getting a PlayStation One!

I've always admired console owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

IMJack posted:

I've always admired console owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.

IMJack, that sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

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