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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Class3KillStorm posted:

Where you been, Jerusalem? Whole quote industry's gay.

GAY? I wish! If I was gay there'd be no problem!

No, what I have is a posting abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from lurkers at all costs....

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Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Jerusalem posted:

GAY? I wish! If I was gay there'd be no problem!

No, what I have is a posting abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from lurkers at all costs....

Okay, okay. I didn't ask for your life story. :rolleyes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Class3KillStorm posted:

Okay, okay. I didn't ask for your life story. :rolleyes:

Jerusalem, I Hardly Knew Me....

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

Jerusalem, I Hardly Knew Me....

And that goon that no one liked grew up to be...

Senior Woodchuck!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

GAY? I wish! If I was gay there'd be no problem!

No, what I have is a posting abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from lurkers at all costs....

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

Jerusalem, I Hardly Knew Me....

But inside it's mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

But inside it's mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

Go ahead, throw your quote away! :laffo:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

twerking on the railroad posted:

And that goon that no one liked grew up to be...

Senior Woodchuck!

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" goon.
He had long hair and some wild ideas and he didn't always post what other people thought was right.
And that goon's name was-- I forget

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" goon.
He had long hair and some wild ideas and he didn't always post what other people thought was right.
And that goon's name was-- I forget

His name's Gunner and he's dating my mom.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" goon.
He had long hair and some wild ideas and he didn't always post what other people thought was right.
And that goon's name was-- I forget

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Roark posted:

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname?

I think we're on the outs with him.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Roark posted:

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname?

You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



IMJack posted:

You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

I'm whizzing with the door open...and I love it!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Pikavangelist posted:

I'm whizzing with the door open...and I love it!

Poor Pikavangelist. I'm starting to think we'll never see him again. That was his dish and that was his leash and that's where he took a whiz on the rug.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Poor Pikavangelist. I'm starting to think we'll never see him again. That was his dish and that was his leash and that's where he took a whiz on the rug.



Now Jimmy, I know what you're thinking, and I want to take the pressure off. It doesn't take a 'whiz' to see that you're looking out for number one! Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Roark posted:

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname?

As wacky as those kids were they were no match for Captain Wacky.


Later renamed Homer.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

But inside it's mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

He was just poured into that uniform :swoon:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

He was just poured into that uniform :swoon:

Stupid, sexy Jerusalem!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HEY! I may be stupid and I may be sexy, but I'm not.... what was that last thing you said?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

HEY! I may be stupid and I may be sexy, but I'm not.... what was that last thing you said?

Your churlish attitude reminds me of a time I was having dinner with IMJack...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

Your churlish attitude reminds me of a time I was having dinner with IMJack...

I wonder where TMMadman is, his dinner's getting all cold, and eaten.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TMMadman posted:

Your churlish attitude reminds me of a time I was having dinner with IMJack...

Tell me more...

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Tell me more...






where to start? Sheila parked in my space again.



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Sheila parked in my space again.

Mmm, you've had trouble with her before, haven't you :raise:


:smithicide:

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Jerusalem posted:

Mmm, you've had trouble with her before, haven't you :raise:


:smithicide:


Say, it's a bit stuffy in here
and I know a certain someone who really fancies lilac.


The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Baka-nin posted:

Say, it's a bit stuffy in here
and I know a certain someone who really fancies lilac.



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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Poor Pikavangelist. I'm starting to think we'll never see him again. That was his dish and that was his leash and that's where he took a whiz on the rug.

Jingle bells...Jingle bells...

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Root Bear posted:

Jingle bells...Jingle bells...



Very good, Root Bear! You have first choice of toys for free play!

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

DizzyBum posted:

Very good, Root Bear! You have first choice of toys for free play!

Yabba Dabba Doo!



Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history~
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree~ AAGH!

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Gann Jerrod posted:

Yabba Dabba Doo!



Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history~
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree~ AAGH!

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet




Wow. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Pikavangelist posted:

Wow. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time!

Quiet you! :mad:

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners, we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sgt. Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear. Hah, Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson and Art Carney.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Boardroom Jimmy posted:

If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners, we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sgt. Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear. Hah, Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson and Art Carney.

How about... Ghost Mutt?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How about... Ghost Mutt?

♪ Marge becomes a robot! And then something something, and doo do, do do doo! ♪

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

♪ Marge becomes a robot! And then something something, and doo do, do do doo! ♪

You just turned the dees into doos.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CatchrNdRy posted:

You just turned the dees into doos.

D'oh!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

You just turned the dees into doos.

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


CatchrNdRy posted:

You just turned the dees into doos.

What if I sing to you? :smuggo:

🎶 "I gave my love a chicken, it had no bone."

Mmm, chicken.

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