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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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PT6A posted:

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

Oh dear. Send a ham to the widow.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Monday_ posted:

All we have left are the Earthquake Ham and the Condolence Ham.

Open the 'stick with your wife' barrel.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Can't stop... doing... The Monkey!

Writer Cath
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Monday_ posted:

Tie good. You like shirt?

Writer Cath, nodding politely.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Do over Ham posted:

Homer Simpson celebrates 40th wedding anniversary. Not pictured, Mrs. Simpson. :smith:

Blue hair? What a freak!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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I love you, Pepsi.

Writer Cath
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His jiggling is hypnotic.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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TMMadman posted:

Hired goons?

Can I go now?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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TMMadman posted:

Permission pending. First, quote my posts.

Thou shalt not... screw it. *Throws a rock at TMMadman.*

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Boardroom Jimmy posted:

So you want a rock war, huh?

That's a crud rock, it belongs in crud thread.

Writer Cath
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Root Bear posted:

Can't you just kick me in the butt instead?

:smug: That's a pretty big caboose for a baby.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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TMMadman posted:

The following neighbourhood goons will not be killed by me: IMJack, The SituAsian…Doctor_Fruitbat, M Simpson, DrBouvenstein, that little baby Do over Ham. That is all.

And dear god, please kill TMMadman. It's him or me, Lord!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Get back to work!

Writer Cath
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Root Bear posted:

Who's been screwing with this thing? :mad:

Latex... con-dome. Boy I'd sure like to live in one of those!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Everything Counts posted:

....does anyone want to switch seats?

Yes, I would, Kent.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

Come on son, let's go shitpost in a GBS Thread..... :shobon:

This is a crud post! It belongs in a crud subforum!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Deviant posted:

Linguo.....dead?!

"Sentence fragment" is a sentence fragment.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Do over Ham posted:

You ought to club them and eat their bones!

I prefer to egg him on.

Do over Ham, did they start the movie yet?

Writer Cath
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Root Bear posted:

Ah Jerusalem, how many times have you saved my butt! :smugbert:

I thought he was dead!

Writer Cath fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Feb 5, 2016

Writer Cath
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Jerusalem posted:

I'm sorry CatchrNdRy, but I just don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, and maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.

Awww, who am I kidding? The boat house was the place to tell him!

Writer Cath
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Root Bear posted:

If I die, can you do me a favor? :ohdear:

Dear god, please bless Root Bear, Boardroom Jimmy, Dizzybum and jscolon2.0.

And please kill Class3KillStorm. It's him or me, Lord!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Lady, you're gorgeous!

Writer Cath
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Deviant posted:

Every Simpson dance now!

Can't stop doing... the Monkey!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Filthy. But genuinely arousing.

Writer Cath
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You are now pregnant with my child.

Writer Cath
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Mister Kingdom posted:

That cactus is right, I only got one chance: I got to knock him out!

In your face, Space Coyote!

Writer Cath
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The Nastier Nate posted:

MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DING-A-LING!

Free Masons run the country~!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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ShaqDiesel posted:

Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word 'butt'!

Don't Tread On Me

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Skeesix posted:

Oh, those egg council creeps got to you too, eh?

:wink: We call it The Good Morning Burger.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Mr Lance Murdock, you know who I'm talking about, right? He drove that blue car?

Batman?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Mister Kingdom posted:

IT'S NOT BATMAN! :mad:

Steak?

Writer Cath
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Class3KillStorm posted:

If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything. Because even the slightest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.

Dental plan!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Ainsley McTree posted:

It was worth sneaking into GBS, but those were some good quotes!

To overcome the moderator's curse, simply quote a Bible verse!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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He was later moved to a better hospital, where his condition was upgraded to "alive."

Writer Cath
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Root Bear posted:




Why does that always happen? :confused:



:dance: I am evil Ho-mer! I am evil Ho-mer!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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And if you're not a human being, you're a human doing and who knows what comes after that?

Writer Cath
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated.

Soon I will kill you.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

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Ewww, this place has old man stink!

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Writer Cath
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Jerusalem posted:

By the way, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia :ssh:

I thought I did :shrug:

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