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Frink posted:Sorry I'm late. There was trouble over in GBS with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head. Wait no, don't go! I even made a little theme song! Professor frink professor frink he makes you laugh he makes you think...
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Striking Yak posted:Drink-Mix Man, you're well-known, sir, for your lenient stance on crime. But suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob! I'm sorry what's the question here?
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Oct 28, 2013 00:38
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Luigi Thirty posted:I invested in something called NewsCorp. Oh! Soy! Soooooooy!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:STEALING! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! WELL I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY LAUGHING, DID YOU?! Except at that guy who made sound effects! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H43yTf2wAYw This man is my exact duplicate! Oh my god! That dog has a puffy tail!
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Oct 29, 2013 09:43
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Frink posted:ĦAy, una candelabra precariosa! Ay Yi Yi! Naranjas en la cabeza!
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Oct 29, 2013 21:37
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Deviant posted:Why don't I hear any sleep screams? I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging!
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Oct 31, 2013 21:22
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Women's Rights? posted:Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Cookie Kwan play one of your albums... Any money we have left... goes down the well!
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Oct 31, 2013 22:41
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Do over Ham posted:drat their oily hides! Die foul fiend!
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Nov 1, 2013 16:28
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IMJack posted:Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia. I thought I did...
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Nov 1, 2013 18:16
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The Dark One posted:On top of everything else, don't make me picture your hide! This would be a lot easier if you didn't keep pouring meat tenderizer all over me! *clank* Now I gotta work in the dark, too?
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Nov 1, 2013 19:33
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:More testicles means more iron! Iron helps us play! Hello Joe!
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Nov 3, 2013 09:56
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IMJack posted:"Sugar?"  From now on, I'll be eating all my food in bar form. See here, I'm cramming the power of 5 pounds of pasta into one bar!  Hello, Hospital?
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Nov 3, 2013 19:39
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Cookie Kwan posted:Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say "liberrie" or "tomorrie". Look Cookie! I'm learneding!
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Nov 3, 2013 21:02
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The Dark One posted:Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex- it's the They also have Starbuck's! You know what's the best thing about that one? Starbuck will get in the hammock with you! Ha ha, no I'm just kidding, you should take a look though!
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Nov 4, 2013 08:33
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Deviant posted:Listen here, Writer Cathbergo! I'd like to try a spanish language version of my song: Deviant no es macho es solomente un borracho!
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Nov 4, 2013 22:58
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Striking Yak posted:Brrr...Stupid, lousy Smarch weather... Hmmm... "Do not touch Willie." Good advice!
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Nov 5, 2013 23:01
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Writer Cath posted:I nicked it in that split second when you let your guard down; and I'd do it again too. Good day. To the beemobile!
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Nov 10, 2013 10:11
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MondayHotDog posted:
Does anyone have the screenshot of when they made this the picture for the entry for "Dignity" in wikipedia?
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Nov 10, 2013 21:20
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Everything Counts posted:It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite brunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end. No no no! The bowling man doesn't say brunch, he says... *flip flip flip flip* " Lunch!"
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Nov 11, 2013 13:57
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Everything Counts posted:Where's my Tab? Oh I can never decide without the pictures 
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Nov 12, 2013 13:03
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jscolon2.0 posted:It took a mathematician, another type of mathematician, and a statistician. They're calling them the three musketeers!
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Nov 12, 2013 18:09
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Drink-Mix Man posted:We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous? Cancel that APB. Oooh, but get us some of those Gyros!
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Nov 12, 2013 20:18
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IMJack posted:Your doll is trying to kill my husband! ... Yes, I'll hold. ♫Send in th- the clowns....♫
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Nov 13, 2013 22:24
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mrfart posted:We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the U-S-A. Convooooy! What? I can't hear you through all the distortion!
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Nov 14, 2013 13:59
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Women's Rights? posted:And just look at the fine stitching on the word "Dope" http://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Chewbacca
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Ach! Das ist nicht einen Boobie! No, but I did wear a dress for a brief period in the 40s. Oooh, they had DESIGNERS back then.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! Hmmm. Perhaps I'll begin as you so often suggested by... eating your shorts!
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Nov 16, 2013 09:29
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Writer Cath posted:You threw them out the window in the heat of passion; you said you'd never need them again. Are they evil, Writer Cath?
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Nov 19, 2013 20:15
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IMJack posted:The Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity. Lace, the final brassiere! Oh Janeway you will always be captain of my heart!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Bart was feeling mighty blue, Hey, get out of our house!
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Root Bear posted:WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! And now back to the wall. 
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Nov 21, 2013 06:12
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Women's Rights? posted:Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder CharlieFoxtrot made me head bee-guy. A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!
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Stupid babies need the most attention!
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Nov 23, 2013 01:04
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Elfface posted:You got all that from one bag of oranges? I can't hear a thing at all! Are you sure it's on?
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Nov 23, 2013 13:21
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Everything Counts posted:We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this over-sized novelty hat. Let's keep this between you and me, smashed hat 
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Nov 23, 2013 22:40
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ShaqDiesel posted:Think smaller. Think more legs. That's right ShaqDiesel. A wonderful MAAAGICAL animal.
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Nov 25, 2013 10:00
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mrfart posted:I forgot my swimsuit too, but I improvised! Put food in me
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Striking Yak posted:Well, duh. With what, Skeesix? With water
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Spiffster posted:Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the turlet! They ain't got them group turlets here no more, do they?
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Spiffster posted:OH I'll Stay away alright... Stay away... FOREVER No, that's no good. ....  ....Wait! Samuel Clemens, say "Stay away from my children" again!
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