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MondayHotDog posted:As your mod, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the genre! Asimov, Bester, Clarke! What about Ray Bradbury?
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Women's Rights? posted:I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so posters can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Writer Cath having two spaghetti meals in one day. You need to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I know that brooms are not your way, but we're in America now. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
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skooma512 posted:That's not America! That's not even Mexico! This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!
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Sanguinia posted:It's a three pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and SUPERliminal. HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!
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Oct 15, 2013 09:39
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Deviant posted:Well YOU have a GAMBLING PROBLEM! The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved Deviant, and I call him Gamblor! We must save Deviant from his neon claws!
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MondayHotDog posted:Memorize these funny place names. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map!
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Women's Rights? posted:This poster isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be. So, IMJack, would you say it's time for everyone to panic? Women's Rights, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Get to the "workin' overtime" part!! Excellent guitar riff.
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Nov 21, 2013 12:56
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey. Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again. Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!
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mrfart posted:Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming! I said HOP. IN.
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Mar 9, 2014 11:44
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Ainsley McTree posted:Das is nicht ein boobie! No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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Mar 11, 2014 22:08
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Man Alive! posted:Boy, those Germans have a word for everything! We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
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Mar 11, 2014 23:14
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Captain Foxy posted:Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD
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Mar 30, 2014 23:39
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Skeesix posted:Now now there's no need to lie here. Save that for the courtroom! Works on contingency? No, money down!
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Apr 11, 2014 12:55
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Jerusalem posted:Haha, well this reporter promises to be more trusting, and less vigilant, in the future! And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
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Do over Ham posted:What's going on?! [threateningly] And I want a non-gay explanation! Do over Ham, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill.
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Everything Counts posted:There's very little meat in these gym mats ACH! My retirement grease!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I think it's ironic that for once Drink-Mix Man's butt prevented the release of toxic gas! Hey buddy you gotta slow your cardown and let me in, because I'm a big fat guy and I can't go anywhere! Because there could be some poison gas, I mean there's REALLY going to be poison gas, and everybody's going to be dead, ESPECIALLY ME!
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Wait a minute, that isn't a bomb! Those are hot dogs! Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.
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Deviant posted:That was ten minutes ago! Ve Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine...
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Jorghnassen posted:Dammit MondayHotDog, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery! Actually, there are several rockets attached to the...
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Aug 31, 2014 17:53
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Spectacle Rock posted:Hope I didn't brain my damage I did it, I pulled it out! And with no brain damage-amage-amage-amage-amage-amage!
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Sep 16, 2014 23:34
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Skeesix posted:Kill... Lord... Hydronium... Wheeeeeee!
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Sep 21, 2014 11:27
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Mister Kingdom posted:I wish I'd read that book by that wheelchair guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
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Mister Kingdom posted:That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!' Pray for Mojo.
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Mar 14, 2015 23:00
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Jerusalem posted:Wait, I need closure on this quote chain! Where is Üter? We just want closure!
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Mar 14, 2015 23:32
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Skeesix posted:Goodnight Springdon. There will be no encores. We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!
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Aug 24, 2015 13:04
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Deviant posted:Do you come with the car? They're speed holes. They make the car go faster.
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Aug 24, 2015 17:39
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BigDave posted:Hmmm...crumbled up cookie things. BigDave, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Fiddle-dee-dee. That will require a tetanus shot. This is even more painful than it looks.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Well, I don't know about food from the Middle East. Isn't that whole area a little iffy? KHLAV KHALASH!
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