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CatchrNdRy posted:I only want to eat candy. But don't you want to end world famine? Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon?
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Cookie Kwan posted:That's a pretty big caboose for a baby. ...and twice as fragrant!
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Luigi Thirty posted:You see your epidermis means your hair so technically it's true. This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure worn only for shock value...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there... I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages.... And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Lord, I never question you, but I've been wondering if your decision to take 
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Hey, I know what will cheer us up! Bowling! No thanks! I'm just here out of spite.
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Hogburto posted:No. NO. NO! I can't just wallow in sadness. It's time to laugh again!  Send in the clowns...
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Jerusalem posted:RIP Marcia Wallace Oh, you say that so often, it's lost all meaning!
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Do over Ham posted:Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at GBS at 7:00 and again at 10:00. You must be over 18 for the 10:00. It gets a little blue. 
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Deviant posted:Ah, TV. Teacher...mother...secret lover. Are you hugging the TV?
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Oct 27, 2013 16:31
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Sometimes I think God is teasing him, just like he teased Moses in the desert. In your face, Space Coyote!
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Luigi Thirty posted:Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. ...which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.
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Cookie Kwan posted:
No, you can't play with it! You wouldn't enjoy it on as many levels as I do.
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Oct 27, 2013 20:40
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Tell you what: we come back and everyone’s slaughtered, I owe you a Coke. Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
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MondayHotDog posted:We need to check everywhere a sick, solitary, twisted freak would go. Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the "Dr. Who" marathon!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Look Charlie, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog! 'Hey, Charlie, help me bite crime, ruff, ruff!' Hi, Drink-Mix! Find your soul mate!
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Roark posted:Tramapoline! Trampopoline! Sax-a-mo-phone!
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Women's Rights? posted:Jeremy's....Iron... "Jimmy" is such an ugly word. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits. 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. Those are all superior machines. But if you like to post in TV IV, and I mean really post in it, you want the Carnivale. Now, lets talk rust-proofing. The Coleco will rust up on you like that! Shut up, Everything, close the deal!
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Senior Woodchuck posted:*cocks gun* This is your last warning about that. Clancy, use the remote.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Charlie, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Cookie and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort!
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Ah, yes. Jerusalem Syndrome. A delusion or psychosis of a religious nature while visiting Jerusalem.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Yabba Dabba Doo, I like quoting with you! Quoting is built on plagiarism. If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Jerusalem. jscolon2.0, Deviant, Funky See Funky Do? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from?
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I like you too jscolon2.0, but not in that way. You're more like a big sister! When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you!
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Do over Ham posted:
Cartoons don't have to make sense.
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Striking Yak posted:Weren't much on the web, then! Just Jerusalem quoting season 1 over and over. Number Eight *belch* Number Eight *belch* Number Eight *belch*
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MondayHotDog posted:I put myself through medical school dancing under the name "Malcolm Sex". I pleased the ladies by any means necessary. Now who's being naive?
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Ooh, a fresh batch of America balls! Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!
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Jerusalem posted:Now that's good eating! Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!
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Cookie Kwan posted:Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut? They're delicious. Aaagh! Eww! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If you're happy and you know it say a swear!  AW HELL DIDDLEY-DING-DONG CRAP!
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IMJack posted:I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here! Why are we getting dressed up, mom? Are we going to Black Angus?
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Writer Cath posted:Soon I will kill you. Del Monte, eh? Enjoy them, old man. For they shall be your last.
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Do over Ham posted:Yes, we call that the "Drink-Mix Man Ratio". We call it "Three Stooges Syndrome."
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Writer Cath posted:You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe? Hey, come back! Those are prescription shoes!
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MondayHotDog posted:They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes. Flintstones Chewable Morphine!
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Not smart. Now I'm going down to "Emmett's Fix-It..." ...ta fix Emmett.
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Writer Cath posted:Use your imaginations, people! We're through the looking glass here, people!
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Deviant posted:Did you ever see that movie, TRON? ...no.
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jscolon2.0 posted:If you wanted to make Serak the Preparer cry, mission accomplished. This is indeed a disturbing universe.
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Frankly, my dear--  I love you! Let's remarry!
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