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RunningIntoWalls posted:gently caress it, gently caress it, gently caress it. In. Remember no erotica rule still applies.
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DreadNite posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3513572&pagenumber=604&perpage=40#post427514275  NON-MANDATORY REPUTATION PURPOSE ONLY FLASH RULE Try to write a stupid video game spookypasta WITHOUT any nerd/goon/chan/reddit references. By all means everyone should enter because $$$ is good. But if you write about Spergin' Mario Medal of Duty fanfic - well son, kindly re-evaluate your priorities and stop being such a disappointment in life. E: Ok wow I just went to that thread and almost every entry thus far is a nerd/goon/chan/reddit reference highlarity fest  E2: Actually since I'm feeling chipper, despite my discouragement of nerd references, parodying 50 Foot Ant's style is totally fun, cool, and applauded (if you do not write like poo poo). If you don't know what 50FA's writing is here's a sampler: quote:"Gears of War time, ladies, time to show the penis-slingers that women rule," Candy laughed, climbing out of the car. Gabby giggled too, running a hand over the hood of her trusty car. I flipped my hair out of my face and followed, my stomach rumbling for a slice of pizza. The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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INTERPROMPT Soon it will be 1 April 2014, where companies will put up "hilarious" pranks and deface their websites and we the consumers laugh and laugh because ah how silly and how like people they are, ha ha ha, the capitalist culture of our society will soon be humanity's downfall and we are not wis- Ah, screw that. Write 250 words about a prank gone horribly right / wrong.
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That Old Ganon posted:Is it common for anyone else to ever write a story for this which then morphs into another story after doing and redoing it? A. Yes B. Write it if it's turned into a much stronger story C. Keep your original idea if you love it and maybe you can improve it to be a better story
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I don't have crabrock's credentials in looking at science things and thinking "this is not a proper science thing", but I'm judging this week. If I have to read another "is this a true story tia, congrats on being the goon who genuinely believed the universe stood up and gave you an applause for acting like a smug idiotic rear end in a top hat for zero reasons" entry, then I'll consider the spread of the "lovely writing" virus effective, and spare zero mercies.
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ReptileChillock posted:life kicked me in the dick, I'm out with a toxx clause on the next time I enter You are a disease.
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I'm sick today so here is what you bunch of diseased jerks deserve: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3wQJPzJ6xo2dW1LOGtZanpzaVU/edit?usp=sharing
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Shut up and write.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Shuo zhenme, ni sha gua? Ni shi wo men de tong zhr men, jie jie. Oh my god don't use terms I taught u drunkenly erroneous ly you jerk. Hee.
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Hello I'm back and here is your INTERPROMPT I'm joining some writer's residency within the month and this extract taken as is was in the email invitation (punctuation theirs): You will need to bring all of the usual things you’ll need for a getaway, along with anything you require to do some “writing.” You’ll need some of that creative inspiration too. Your prompt - interpret this above paragraph as a fictional piece in WHATSOEVER WAY YOU THINK FIT in 150-500 words.
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Ok I'm tentatively IN (Sunday is meant to be free so I wanna do that) Character: Erik is sad. Erik's a blonde bearded trucker from America with cold blue eyes, and huge like a mack truck (think The Mountain for your popular culture references). He is distant and quiet, and mostly thoughtful. His presence in Los Grano D'oro is up to you. Erik is permanently depressed. Also he's gay. E: I give you all permission to have Erik sex any character. The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Jul 1, 2014 |
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gently caress Erik not me can you not make the distinction.
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The Worth of Things (918 words) http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2336&title=The+Worth+of+Things The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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Sithsaber posted:Personally, I think literacy is overrated.
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QuoProQuid posted:are you for real 
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Jul 18, 2014 18:05
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Sithsaber posted:What the hell is self plagiarism, and where is it against the rules? And that's not fan fiction, that's just disembodied voices. Have you considered that when you enter a weekly writing exercise it is to hone your writing skills and not dump old stuff you have written on unsuspecting people. In addition, it's way over the word limit and likely doesn't meet the prompt. Also dude you refer to some adventure thing cartoon in this pool of word vomit out of nowhere and I really don't know what to say.
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Sithsaber posted:1. It was 22 words over  The last time someone tried to rulelawyer me, I had her grounded and did not allow her to watch Frozen for the fourth time that evening. She's also 9, and my niece.PS: you still broke them regardless. PPS: I'm an IRL legal professional btw.
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Please, no bad stories this week, mercy mercy me.
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Phobia posted:Hey guys I'm back. I'm in for this week to... Oh. Signups have closed. *walks back out.* I'm going to overrule muffin by allowing you in subject to the flash rule that the song music genre is pop ye ye, and the setting must be in either Malaysia or Indonesia.
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Hey, if I could find out from entrants what particular type of music / song you have in mind which inspires your story (if applicable, but understandable if your story doesn't have one in mind), that would be great. I like listening to new music!
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Aug 17, 2014 09:16
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Thalamas posted:Do brawls have meaning again?! It is Benny's mission to give brawls meaning and purpose again.
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Aug 20, 2014 04:47
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I'm co judging again! I hope nobody writes anything boring!
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Aug 29, 2014 16:59
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I've been meaning to write single para crits for that week and the last week but let me see if I can do something more detailed for yours. I've been slacking honestly.
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Fanky Malloons posted:Your flash rule is that you a)have to actually write a story, and b)it has to be loving awesome. p unwise to set unattainable flash rules if you ask me.
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All these violence is very unattractive.
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Benny the Snake posted:Stay out of it, unless you wanna make this a battle royal! battle royale
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Benny the Snake posted:
Benny the Snake posted:*sniff* *sniff* FRESH MEAT! 
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Mercedes posted:She meowed and ran away. I'm forced to assume she said "gently caress you!" in cat speak. Cats are beautiful creatures and good.
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Cache Cab posted:Okay, I should be mad at myself for not writing well enough. I realize that. I apologize to the judges for taking my anger out on them. I did not waste my time on this one though. I knew my story last week wasn't good so I was reading a lot of literature. I'm busy most days but I had today off, so as soon as the prompt was posted I found a craiglist missed connection and spent most of the day writing this story based on it. I chose a different style to write in to force myself out of my comfort zone because I realized my story last week was too plodding, exposition heavy, and most importantly I based it too much on my own experiences. I will thank the judges this week for choosing a prompt that forced me to write from a different perspective. After I finished it I found a good gif and let the gif kind of change the way the protagonist acted. Again I'm sorry for my previous tone! ok.
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It's ok djeser we still laugh at you sometimes.
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blue squares posted:I am a good writer so deal with it lol a good writer wouldn't mistype Big Bird as Bird Bird
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God Of Paradise posted:the possible publishing issues bother me. Please do not publish your story.
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Guys can I say I'm so glad Thunderdome is the only thing on Something Awful where there's a first goonbirth rather than a first goondeath
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I'm out. I spent the most of Sunday doing a report for work and MS Word just ate the last 4 hours' worth of written stuff. I'm going to bed and continue that tomorrow because I like being paid.
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