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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

I love when libertarians try and argue that free market/libertarian ideas are more environmentally friendly than (insert other options here). Of course when pointed to cases like this the response is usually along the lines of: "It's the regulation that makes them pollute. Cause they can pay off the regulators to keep them from not regulating them enough and ...."

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

crowfeathers posted:

Some new Snafus for you all:






That's like saying there's nothing to say about Charles Lindbergh if you leave out his child's kidnapping.

Or more accurately it's like saying that there's nothing to say about Lindbergh if you leave out his flight to the moon.

Seriously how long is !!BENGHAZI!! going to be a thing? Are there going to be Dale Gribbal's wandering around the Middle East looking for clues in 30 years time?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Of course it's an FLDS looking family in the image. "Little House on the Prairie" dresses and all.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

tacodaemon posted:

I've noticed these people never talk about teaching children, it's always training them, like they're dogs or something.

That is basically how they see them. Either that or as "soldiers" in the holy war on...basically everything.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Saint Sputnik posted:

Here's the specific Asay cartoon he had in mind


What's the story behind this one? I'm assuming the reality was that Insurance Companies were trying to weasel out of paying out the policies they sold, but does anyone have a specific link to the case itself?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
As cliched as it is, this is really the only thing to say when we have our bimonthly mass shootings:

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Al Harrington posted:

jesus loving christ

was this his cartoon response to sandy hook as well?

It really is more important for 2nd graders to learn how to quick draw their .45's, but liberals would rather see them be victims. That's why I homeschool. /s

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Nckdictator posted:

Oh Jack Chick



I can't really believe that this is still a thing. I figured that the mentality of "Catholics are a cabal of pope worshiping cultists" died when Kennedy became president.

It's also pretty funny that he drew them as pseudo-KKK members considering that the KKK hates/hated Catholics as much as minorities.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Also she's trans. Like Jesus loving Christ just how does that mesh with a movement that believes in the Bell Curve Hypothesis.
http://www.vocativ.com/culture/uncategorized/dark-enlightenment-creepy-internet-movement-youd-better-take-seriously/

The gently caress am I reading?

Oh god, I just got to the end:

quote:

Universal equality and classical democracy are not synonymous with an all-purpose, lowest-common-denominator leveling of mankind. Rather, they speak only to an existential fairness in which each of us has the right to value, direct and make meaning of our own lives.

This ol' chestnut. Yeah, let's not actually ensure that people are treated fairly in areas where such actions can be regulated, but assume that people are benevolent, rational actors. You know, in spite of almost all of human history where society has done the exact opposite. Using "existential" or "philosophical" in front of fairness has basically turned into a dog whistle for "don't tell rich, mostly white male, people not to gently caress everyone they can over, and blame the victims when it happens".

Crain fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Apr 9, 2014

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Post 9-11 User posted:

Wait, wait, that's what the "controversy" is? Mozilla screens new employees for bigotry?

No, the (now) former CEO of Mozilla donated to PACs and campaigns and such that seek to maintain "traditional marriage". People found out, and since the most public product base is internet users, and spoke out against that. Much in the same way people spoke out against/protested Chik-fil-a. The CEO stepped down over the outcry and the right wing went nuts because "OMG THE GAYSTAPPO IS BEING INTOLERANT OF PEOPLE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH! HOW WOULD THEY LIKE IT IF A CEO WAS FIRED FOR BEING A FAG!?". Basically the same old reaction of "Why can't you tolerate my intolerance the same way I tolerate your poo poo :qq:".

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

made of bees posted:

... considering all the Obama standing in front of a "Mission Accomplished" banner cartoons.

This attempt at political poking always seems so juvenile to me. "Oh you didn't like that Bush did that thing, well what if we say the same thing about Obama (which he never did, and anything he's done barely pales in comparison to the event being referenced)". :smug:

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

MisterBadIdea posted:



Keep loving that chicken, Stantis. (oh my god this is the most boring storyline no one cares)

I don't even remember what the rabbits are anymore. The one with the doe eyes is supposed to be Hillary right? So is "Kevin" Bill? But then Bill already has a library built... Or is it supposed to be Pelosi and Reid...but they aren't married...

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

This is such wonderful persecution porn. I've never seen people so mad that they aren't being jack booted by what amounts to American Nazi's and attacked constantly by black people.

Day by Day isn't even alt-history or a dystopian future, it isn't even just alt-present fiction. It just amounts to mental ramblings akin to "If a guy busted in here with a gun I'd totally be able to save everyone. Now I'm going to day dream about how".

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

PassTheRemote posted:

Straight up execution style, and no conviction

:stare:
And yet they still don't understand when sometimes, well just a little more than sometimes, we're taken aback by their rhetoric.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Zelder posted:

I understand that, by casting your character as a black child, the intended takeaway is, "my view is so obvious that a child could understand it!", but honestly it just makes your side look foolish and childish.

Conservatives have a hard on for children parroting their views. See: All the "young conservative" stars that get paraded around at conventions and on Fox News. Then a couple years later they come out and say either that they were just being coached to say that or actively hold beliefs opposite what they were saying as kids since they, ya know, grew the gently caress up.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Like gently caress am I actually reading that. Anyone braver got a TL;DR?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

The Cubelodyte posted:

I disagree; it's my position that some are reading things into that McCoy piece that simply don't exist, and are upset enough about it to argue that they do. It doesn't mean the meaning is obviously there. Benghazi anyone?


Anyway, I know Oliphant is frowned upon by the thread but I love his art. This McCain (at least that's who I think it is) tickles me particularly for some reason.



Looks like Champion from The Triplets of Belleville.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

achillesforever6 posted:

Yeah its basically this, the Catholic Church really needs to get rid of the miracle requirement.



Not to jump the gun but: :drat:

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Why do conservatives jack off to the King James Version of the bible. The version that comes from a church created by a guy who just wanted to get his dick wet in another woman to get an heir?

Mirthless posted:

Asay got it right on a few comics near the end there. He wasn't a complete hardline conservative in every area. I recall he had some positive opinions about Marijuana Reform near the end of his career as well.

Was that before or after his "Yeah alcohol is worse for you by every metric and we've legalized that, but gently caress you anyways because I still just don't like it." comic?

Crain fucked around with this message at 12:49 on May 5, 2014

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!


Isn't the G-D form of God a Jewish thing?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Brainbread posted:

Politics decided which way USA was going to be hosed.

Especially since the other options that don't involve oil were thrown out. It's not we can't create jobs by investing in wind power or hydro/electric or any number of other forms that don't require oil.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Can someone explain where the "Hillary Clinton has brain damage" thing came from? Is it just "She's old and that's bad" or did something happen and now people are saying she's unfit for office?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Ok, so baseless bullshit and ad hominem attacks. I'm sure this is going to be the tactic used to get the discussion off of her credentials as a stateswoman. In the same way that talking about Obama's birth was a way to avoid actually having to argue on his merits.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Samurai Sanders posted:

I had to read that again and see that the far right says 1000% and not 100%.

Well that's because full gun saturation isn't 1 gun per person but 10 guns per person! :downs:

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

vyelkin posted:

The weathervane. The weathervane! :kheldragar:

Open the blood gates.




No, but seriously, Allie should expand this cartoon a little to show all the successfully flying planes that look exactly like that off the left edge of the cartoon, labelled "Canada", "UK", "France", and so on.

What is the supposed significance of the weather vane?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

killhamster posted:


Latest from McFadden:





I like it, but it feels like he's trying too hard. But then again everything in that strip is true to life, especially the "I acted like I was an asshat to troll people and they called me an asshat! What's wrong with people!?" part. I sadly know a few people like that.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

There's too many ways to read this comic.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Post 9-11 User posted:

They complained about the death of bin Laden, the book is closed on GOP outrage forever. They can never be taken seriously ever again.
They just wanted one of their guys to get him.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
^^^^Why was Deep Hurting banned from being posted anyway? He's a pretty good cartoonist and he's a goon.

Saint Sputnik posted:

You forgot the Easter Bunny



I love how the GOP has redefined trying to maybe keep as many people out of the literal gutter as possible as a bad thing. I can't believe so many people look at the 1910s-1930s and think "yeah, lets go back to that".

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Randler posted:

Not my point. My point is that the right does not has an inconsistent position when it comes to "Support Our Troops" just because they oppose Bergdahl who according to the government investigation into his disappearance (per NYT) left his post. Therefore the Bennett isn't some sick burn on Republican inconsistence in this matter.

Also the right is only saying that now. There's more than a few people who have dug up posts of GOP members calling for Bergdal to be rescued and "How dare you leave our boys behind OBUMMAR!" as recently as last year who are now frothing that Obama bothered to save such a piece of poo poo.

It's smoke and mirrors and if GWB or another Republican had been in power there wouldn't be any sort of controversy around this rescue. The only reason there is a story here is because it's Obama who is in office.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Redeye Flight posted:

Incidentally, Obama's speech at that ceremony was a really good one. One of his better ones.

He was also out-declassed in every conceivable way by the Australian Prime Minister, who first made a speech which was thirty seconds on D-Day and then just a big sales pitch for his country, and then fell asleep during the other speeches.

Was he actually chewing gum at some point?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Acid Haze posted:

Oh yes, Muir has some very enlightened views on the LBGT community.


But that's not how the constitution works Muir...:psyduck:

I'm sure that even he himself has said "The constitution only exists to define the scope of the Federal Government's power", or something there about. But when it's something he hates he defaults to "Not in the Constitution, suck it losers."

The 1st amendment just says that Congress can't make any laws restricting free practice, or establishing a religion. It doesn't....

Know what? gently caress it, I'm preaching to the choir.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

"Mommy I want to be an astronomer."

"Whatever"

Parental apathy serves to inadequately provide context to things children are not prepared to understand and fails at kindling a child's dreams and aspirations towards difficult, but rewarding, future endeavors. A good comic.

Also maybe Muir has a degenerative disorder, his just taking grade school pot shots and going the CAD style of copy-paste comic making. At least earlier on he was actually drawing things and had a coherent (but terrible) story line.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Stultus Maximus posted:

Hey everybody, welcome back and gently caress you!


"Bergdahl should have been left to die"

Yep. gently caress you so hard.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
What was the actual context of the Clinton "we're poor" remark?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
^^ Everyone just thought "Space Jews" and left it at that.

Fojar38 posted:

Is that a negative white person caricature?

What is the racist white caricature anyway? I don't think I've ever seen an unironic one.

There really isn't anything that you can racially caricaturize white people as. All I think when people try is that one line from a Boondocks episode "Wait, why am I mad, I'm White!" (walks off with a smile).

It's one of those few areas where "check your privilege" is actually true.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
The gently caress is cellular water?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Rorus Raz posted:

I forget, but I want to say his comic wasn't well-known enough to get that kind of attention. This isn't Ramirez, after all.



Best part is that the black character is the one fantasizing about two white dudes shooting Obama in the face.

Quoting because this example of terribleness should get around more. Do regressive really think that "gently caress Obama" -A black guy -A white guy really works? Or do they just justify it with "But if I said the truth it's just racism because I'm white"?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
The only point that needs to be taken from that Tolkien comic is that the author just wants to say offensive stuff and not be called on it. You could replace Tolkien with Twain, Roddenberry, or loving Plato and the message is the same as a million other anti-PC comics: "Why can't you just let me say [racial epithet/sexist taunt/culturally bigoted remark] and not bother me!?"

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Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Also reminder that he literally made a comic about how bad he was at 'being pc' which included a line like 'so what if I want to call this black guy the spanish word for black, what then PC POLICE?!'

Yeah, context is Public Enemy #1 for people like this.

:smuggo: :"It's Spanish for black."
:confused: : "Are you Spanish? Are we in Mexico, Spain, or any other Spanish speaking country? Is the person you're calling "Negro" of Spanish decent, speaks Spanish, or have any connection to Latin America, Mexico, or Spain? Are you trying to connect the persons bad deeds to his skin color or otherwise trying to connect bad deeds done by other people to him based on his skin color? "

:smuggo: "I never said any of that. Guess you're the real racist here!"

Denying context is the only way dog-whistle poo poo even becomes dog-whistle. In context it's just plain racist but for some reason they think they can deny it just because they didn't say it.

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