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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Man, painted grass, run down poo poo shacks, this can only get better.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Lobok posted:

Do you remember Springfield's attempt at rebuilding Ned Flanders' house?

I am really disappointed with the amount of good simpsons clips missing on youtube.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW


Fixing my useless content.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Feb 6, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

actionjackson posted:

Those two pictures are in the OP bro

gently caress.

E: I changed one of em. But leaving that toilet one cause its hilarious.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Feb 6, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Man Russia never ceases to amaze me.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

weakness posted:

I know you western liberal pro-gay pigs just want to rob Sochi of its glory right now but they got a few things right! Like this, the classy Sochi Cultural Center. This building is awfully nice.



Wait a second, why can I see through it a little? Oh that's a painted tarp? Well lets check it out from the other side and OH GOD




Oh my god its coming true. They are painting tarps / walls to make them look like real buildings. Oh my god just like the plant in the Simpsons. Fantastic.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

grover takes the gold in every event

I wonder if they brought him in as a specialist.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

72nd bday virgin posted:



Ryan Adams ‏@filmystic 1h
Sochi hotel room interior decor: pic.twitter.com/REJznLGgAd So maybe the mayor wasn't lying. Maybe there really aren't any gay people in Sochi.

All interior decorators are dogs! You no like wild dogs so we hire them! No more wild all decorators!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Emanuel Collective posted:

Rename the Olympic Village "Doobie's Dacha"

Doobies Dacha" built by Grover.

Home of the Sochi Dog.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Saint Freak posted:

And with dubious ethics.



Needs more chinese drywall and electrical cords hanging everywhere.
But a good start.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

you irl posted:

The Olympic torch goes out soon after the run starts and a bystander casually relights it with his cigarette lighter.

http://youtu.be/huLCD777LxM

Nothing is going to go well for Russia. I hope like the whole park floods with thousands of wild dogs and some kind of running relay breaks out.

They'll call it a new sport in Russia.

Vertical Lime posted:

from one propaganda machine to another, super

Good to know NBC doesn't just lie about our problems.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Noni posted:

Have 50 coatracks. Will trade for doorknob.



Good deal! Great for fending off wild dog.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Rambling Robot posted:

I feel for the people of Sochi.

When all this is over their city will look like an abandoned amusement park/pet cemetery.

Problem is this is it BEFORE the abandonment. I can't wait for it after.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fat Ogre posted:

Hot yellow no use on face water all over you, but no shower curtain, no electrical grounding, your door doesn't lock, your bed sheets have semen on them and workmen are sleeping in your room.

Who need lock when there no handle!? Hah silly american no think best security system no lock to pick!

I'm seriously reminded of octodad doors here. Did that take place in Russia?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CLAM DOWN posted:

oh my god i love these fuckin dogs

Just imagine if they hadn't murdered 50% or more of them. The place could just dub itself dogland.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

octodog: 8 dogs trying to mimic a man

he works in construction at sochi

I would kickstart this.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Phlegmish posted:

nastia sounds like a russian porn star's name

Let's be honest here, how many other videos than porn do you see coming out of Russia that aren't bootlegged from Hollywood?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Crewmine posted:

if they hadn't murdered 50% of them the only pictures we'd be getting from sochi would be fuzzy black and white imaging from drones circling the dog-horde exclusion zone

I honestly imagine that we'd see a lot more people being taken down by dogs. Even man with shovel wouldn't be able to keep the hordes back.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Phlegmish posted:

don't know, but like most russians she seems to have questionable fashion sense



Oh she definitely does / will be doing porn when this is over if she is a Russian native.

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Rio will be host to the 2016 Summer Games.

Guanabara Bay is to the be site for a fair number of water sports.

Here is Guanabara Bay presently:





Brazil is gonna be probably even more hilarious than Russia. But probably a lot more death squad killings of the poor before it :smith:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:




I'm guessing he came in contact with dangerous face water.

I bet he'll go blind if he doesn't get first world medical attention before the events are over. Russian doctor will just take a hot poker and cauterize the eye shut. Or feed it to wild dog.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Alan Smithee posted:

So what's the bookie saying on terrorist attacks?

Chechens?

Dagistanis?

CHicoms?

Comedy Option: Vladimir Putinside Job

The Gay Agenda. That will be the attacker.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Vertical Lime posted:

the opening ceremony had to be 100% slave labor

i'm sure the whole population was under strict orders to be nice, those robots

China has their poo poo together unlike Russia. That's why they're still "communists" and Russia is some kind of pseudo tyrannical poo poo hole when it can pull itself together enough to care.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

ZombieReagan posted:

Russian women catch back up when they get old

See the picture earlier in this thread with the two sochi dogs banging to verify the above post. Cause holy poo poo that woman's face. :downs:

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

Here's an American incompetent construction crew demonstrating use of tarp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc

This is perfect.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

grapey posted:

I'm tired of looking at Bob Costas' gross eyes. The glasses aren't fooling anyone, duder.

Bob's eye is sick of him too. It's trying to escape.

Do we have any new pics of the eye?

E: apparently it has spread to his other eye.

THE REVOLUTION BEGINS!

:pwn:

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Feb 11, 2014

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

stuxracer posted:

haven't been watching last couple days. double pink eye now.


Not Nipsy Russell posted:



"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

I am reminded of those aliens from X-files. From what I remember they were from Russia too.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Agrajag posted:

I half expect them to erupt in a poo geyser.

At first I thought they were faring water out their butts like some kind of fart fountain.

Also everyone is really getting on the Bob Costas Eye band Wagon.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

pictured: ski jumpers who fell in sochi

Thank god this isn't the summer Olympics. That water would be toxic! Imagine all the Costas eyes...

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Konjuro posted:



The second result in google for 'curling anime' is a hentai game about a high school curling club :wtc:

hahahahaha

They dress just like that one team too. Amazing.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Is Bob Costas blind / dead yet?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

DoombatINC posted:

Here I linked it for you



Another Failed to Place Russian goes skiing after Sochi.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Agrajag posted:

IOC can go die in a plane crash. Those assholes are a bunch of self important poo poo turds.

Yeah I am in agreement I hate the Olympics and their committee pretty hard. Maybe they'll be eaten by dogs in Sochi.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

you irl posted:

A huge disaster would be something, but a slow, melting, sad, corrupt, mutt-ridden collapse is more the Russian way

Yeah the levels of corruption are amazing and the fact the IOC is pretty much ignoring Russia's foul play. It truly is a testament to the USSR's former glory.

I think a terrorist attack would be something, but I doubt we'll see one for quite some time.

Who knows? There's always Brazil!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

what terrorists would attack brazil?

now angry favela crime lords on the other hand...

Well terror is loosely anyone who disagrees with the government. I'm more or less imagining the Olympics to be like anything that opens in Brazil.

Hell on earth, assuming they haven't culled the poors by then. The poor culling is gonna be one hell of a show. It'll be like Sochi with dogs, but people instead.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Article posted:

The New York Times reports that Nadezhda and Maria were recently hauled into a local police station, and afterward told reporters they've been dogged by Russian authorities since they arrived, including repeated detentions. (The cops said the pair were being investigated in connection with a theft at a local hotel. Sure!)

Everything in Sochi is dog or tarp. Natural reaction is to beat it senseless. Can't fault them.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Some guy while waiting for the el yesterday said that america lost and it took me a minute to realize what he was talking about. Even though I've been following this thread for all the sochi hilarity

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