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Man, painted grass, run down poo poo shacks, this can only get better.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:22 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 21:16 |
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Lobok posted:Do you remember Springfield's attempt at rebuilding Ned Flanders' house? I am really disappointed with the amount of good simpsons clips missing on youtube.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:39 |
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 00:12 |
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Fixing my useless content. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Feb 6, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 00:14 |
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actionjackson posted:Those two pictures are in the OP bro gently caress. E: I changed one of em. But leaving that toilet one cause its hilarious. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Feb 6, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 00:19 |
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Man Russia never ceases to amaze me.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 00:23 |
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weakness posted:I know you western liberal pro-gay pigs just want to rob Sochi of its glory right now but they got a few things right! Like this, the classy Sochi Cultural Center. This building is awfully nice. Oh my god its coming true. They are painting tarps / walls to make them look like real buildings. Oh my god just like the plant in the Simpsons. Fantastic.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 00:35 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:grover takes the gold in every event I wonder if they brought him in as a specialist.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 00:56 |
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72nd bday virgin posted:
All interior decorators are dogs! You no like wild dogs so we hire them! No more wild all decorators!
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 02:24 |
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Emanuel Collective posted:Rename the Olympic Village "Doobie's Dacha" Doobies Dacha" built by Grover. Home of the Sochi Dog.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 02:27 |
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Saint Freak posted:And with dubious ethics. Needs more chinese drywall and electrical cords hanging everywhere. But a good start.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 03:35 |
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you irl posted:The Olympic torch goes out soon after the run starts and a bystander casually relights it with his cigarette lighter. Nothing is going to go well for Russia. I hope like the whole park floods with thousands of wild dogs and some kind of running relay breaks out. They'll call it a new sport in Russia. Vertical Lime posted:from one propaganda machine to another, super Good to know NBC doesn't just lie about our problems.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 03:38 |
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Noni posted:Have 50 coatracks. Will trade for doorknob. Good deal! Great for fending off wild dog.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 19:24 |
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Rambling Robot posted:I feel for the people of Sochi. Problem is this is it BEFORE the abandonment. I can't wait for it after.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 20:59 |
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Fat Ogre posted:Hot yellow no use on face water all over you, but no shower curtain, no electrical grounding, your door doesn't lock, your bed sheets have semen on them and workmen are sleeping in your room. Who need lock when there no handle!? Hah silly american no think best security system no lock to pick! I'm seriously reminded of octodad doors here. Did that take place in Russia?
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 01:15 |
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CLAM DOWN posted:oh my god i love these fuckin dogs Just imagine if they hadn't murdered 50% or more of them. The place could just dub itself dogland.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 01:24 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:octodog: 8 dogs trying to mimic a man I would kickstart this.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 01:33 |
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Phlegmish posted:nastia sounds like a russian Let's be honest here, how many other videos than porn do you see coming out of Russia that aren't bootlegged from Hollywood?
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 01:35 |
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Crewmine posted:if they hadn't murdered 50% of them the only pictures we'd be getting from sochi would be fuzzy black and white imaging from drones circling the dog-horde exclusion zone I honestly imagine that we'd see a lot more people being taken down by dogs. Even man with shovel wouldn't be able to keep the hordes back.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 01:50 |
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Phlegmish posted:don't know, but like most russians she seems to have questionable fashion sense Oh she definitely does / will be doing porn when this is over if she is a Russian native. Do Not Resuscitate posted:Rio will be host to the 2016 Summer Games. Brazil is gonna be probably even more hilarious than Russia. But probably a lot more death squad killings of the poor before it
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 01:52 |
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:
I bet he'll go blind if he doesn't get first world medical attention before the events are over. Russian doctor will just take a hot poker and cauterize the eye shut. Or feed it to wild dog.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 03:05 |
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Alan Smithee posted:So what's the bookie saying on terrorist attacks? The Gay Agenda. That will be the attacker.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 03:09 |
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Vertical Lime posted:the opening ceremony had to be 100% slave labor China has their poo poo together unlike Russia. That's why they're still "communists" and Russia is some kind of pseudo tyrannical poo poo hole when it can pull itself together enough to care.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 03:13 |
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ZombieReagan posted:Russian women catch back up when they get old See the picture earlier in this thread with the two sochi dogs banging to verify the above post. Cause holy poo poo that woman's face.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 03:16 |
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AATREK CURES KIDS posted:Here's an American incompetent construction crew demonstrating use of tarp: This is perfect.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 22:56 |
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grapey posted:I'm tired of looking at Bob Costas' gross eyes. The glasses aren't fooling anyone, duder. Bob's eye is sick of him too. It's trying to escape. Do we have any new pics of the eye? E: apparently it has spread to his other eye. THE REVOLUTION BEGINS! Al Borland fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Feb 11, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 08:07 |
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stuxracer posted:haven't been watching last couple days. double pink eye now. Not Nipsy Russell posted:
I am reminded of those aliens from X-files. From what I remember they were from Russia too.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 05:50 |
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Agrajag posted:I half expect them to erupt in a poo geyser. At first I thought they were faring water out their butts like some kind of fart fountain. Also everyone is really getting on the Bob Costas Eye band Wagon.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 02:16 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:pictured: ski jumpers who fell in sochi Thank god this isn't the summer Olympics. That water would be toxic! Imagine all the Costas eyes...
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 02:21 |
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Konjuro posted:
hahahahaha They dress just like that one team too. Amazing.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2014 03:06 |
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Is Bob Costas blind / dead yet?
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2014 04:32 |
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DoombatINC posted:Here I linked it for you Another Failed to Place Russian goes skiing after Sochi.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2014 09:34 |
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Agrajag posted:IOC can go die in a plane crash. Those assholes are a bunch of self important poo poo turds. Yeah I am in agreement I hate the Olympics and their committee pretty hard. Maybe they'll be eaten by dogs in Sochi.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 03:59 |
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you irl posted:A huge disaster would be something, but a slow, melting, sad, corrupt, mutt-ridden collapse is more the Russian way Yeah the levels of corruption are amazing and the fact the IOC is pretty much ignoring Russia's foul play. It truly is a testament to the USSR's former glory. I think a terrorist attack would be something, but I doubt we'll see one for quite some time. Who knows? There's always Brazil!
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 07:43 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:what terrorists would attack brazil? Well terror is loosely anyone who disagrees with the government. I'm more or less imagining the Olympics to be like anything that opens in Brazil. Hell on earth, assuming they haven't culled the poors by then. The poor culling is gonna be one hell of a show. It'll be like Sochi with dogs, but people instead.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 07:53 |
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Article posted:The New York Times reports that Nadezhda and Maria were recently hauled into a local police station, and afterward told reporters they've been dogged by Russian authorities since they arrived, including repeated detentions. (The cops said the pair were being investigated in connection with a theft at a local hotel. Sure!) Everything in Sochi is dog or tarp. Natural reaction is to beat it senseless. Can't fault them.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2014 12:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 21:16 |
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Some guy while waiting for the el yesterday said that america lost and it took me a minute to realize what he was talking about. Even though I've been following this thread for all the sochi hilarity
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2014 13:45 |