 Get out of here, outthreader. ... still here, n'wah? Let's see if we can make you less of a filthy s'wit. I want some mods, publican. Go here for some graphics. Don't install poo poo like Better Bodies & Heads or that poo poo that adds a bunch of foliage everywhere or any poo poo that adds bullshit like NPCs though or anything else that changes Morrowind's timeless aesthetics instead of updating them, or you'll be forever marked as a bitchmade n'wah (unless you like hanging out with a dude whose face came from a 2005 era .jpg of Morgan Freeman's face in a Balmora that looks like a jungle, LMAO) Here's some gameplay poo poo. Trainwiz is a cool nigga and has generally good taste; he is decidedly not an n'wah. Any lorebreaking bullshit is marked off, so you can avoid it like the garbage it is. However, LGNPC, Darknut's GDR, Rise of House Telvanni and Tel Uvirith Expanded, Voiced Vivec and Yagrum, Starfire's NPC, and a few others are garbage and for stupid outlanders who don't know how things work. I think Morrowind is dated! Die, fetcher. SunAndSpring fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Oct 26, 2014 |
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Morrowind was all right, but ES fanboys are some of the worst out there, even as far as fantasy brats go.
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Pollyanna posted:elder scrubs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYXSY4hu6-U Way too pro for you, scrub.
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sorry but my gamer mom says I can't leave my room to play morrowind with you guys until I kill yord lama in spelunky
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morrowind has a ton of cool things in it and a ton of cool ways to break it if it were possible not to break it it'd be one of the least fun games but I don't think it's possible not to break it in one way or another
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CHIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lyKxKn_WsE
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Raineko posted:*swings his sword and misses EVERY TIME* You really should be using Restore Fatigue potions, as having a low Fatigue bar means you miss more often.
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the ending of this thread is ALMSIVI e: quote:The holy one returned at last, Vehk, golden with wisdom. His head found its body had been tenderly used. He mentioned this to Molag Bal, who told him that he should thank the Barons of Move Like This, 'For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rXsrZRchQ The guy who made cliff racers is a goon, thus reinforcing the evident truth that we are some of the worst human beings to plague this gay Earth.
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Feb 9, 2014 18:50
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SunAndSpring posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rXsrZRchQ hell is real
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i lol'd when bethsoft blew up morrowind forever and ever in the skyrim storyline to make people shut up about how great that game was and how it should be remade etc.
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Jive One posted:You like to dance close to the fire don't you? Seen anyyyyyyy ellllllllves?
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Peven Stan posted:i lol'd when bethsoft blew up morrowind forever and ever in the skyrim storyline to make people shut up about how great that game was and how it should be remade etc. Then they remade solstheim anyway fuckin lol
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morrowind is unironicaly the best game ever. don't bother posting about how the combat is awful and poo poo, because it doesn't actually effect the fact that morrowind is the best game ever
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lol you guys are hosed when that volcano erupts if anyone's looking for a job in skyrim i could use a new maid
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SunAndSpring posted:Seen anyyyyyyy ellllllllves? may the wind be on your back
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Raineko posted:hell is real lowtax is actually satan
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"We're too lazy to fix it so the dark elves treat you differently if you play as one of them, let's just make up some dumb story-related excuse that's never once mentioned in the game itself"
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gggiiimmmppp posted:lol you guys are hosed when that volcano erupts REMOVE HUMAN remove human you are worst nord. you are the nord idiot you are the nord smell. return to skyrm. to our breton cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,skyram we will never forgeve you. talos rascal gently caress but gently caress rear end in a top hat nord stink skyrmi fus ro dah..great war best day of my life. take a bath of dead nord..ahahahahahSKYROM WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great war .skyrm we kill the king , cyrodil return to your precious atmora….hahahahaha idiot nord and cyrodil smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HUMAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. alinor+morwind+cyrodil+valnwood=kill skyrm…you will grate war/ icejiub alive in alnior, IceJiub making album of alnor . fast rap icejiub alinor. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of iceJiub… you are ppoor stink nord...you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt icejiub alive numbr one #1 in alinor ….gently caress the highrok ,..FUCKk ashol nords no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. icejiub aliv and real strong wizard kill all the nord farm aminal with rap magic now we the thalmor rule .ape of the zoo emperr tibe septm fukc the great dagon and lay egg this egg hatch and skyrum wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. alinor greattst countrey
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Yaldabaoth posted:"We're too lazy to fix it so <x> treat you differently if you play as one of them, let's just make up some dumb story-related excuse that's never once mentioned in the game itself" --every bethesda game ever
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hmm im literally hitler waging holy war on these high elf heretics oh you're a high elf? kill this trivial mob and ill let u in on all my military secrets np
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GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:--every bethesda game ever Thousands of choices and each one just as irrelevant as the last
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GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:hmm im literally hitler waging holy war on these high elf heretics Ulfric did nothing wrong. Especially since the Altmer want to destroy the entirety of the world and all of humanity by destroying the Towers and ending the worship of Talos.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Thousands of choices and each one just as irrelevant as the last morrowind was the last tes game where you could legitimately break the main quest, get a second chance to backdoor it and break it permanently if you gently caress that up too
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SunAndSpring posted:Hitler did nothing wrong. Especially since the Jews want to destroy the entirety of the world and all of humanity by destroying the Aryan race and ending the worship of Jesus.
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SunAndSpring posted:REMOVE HUMAN remove human REMOVE MER remove mer you are worst elf. you are the elf idiot you are the elf smell. return to valenwood. to our bosmer cousins you may come our contry. you may live in teh zoo..ahahahahah .summurset we will never forgeve you. mede rascal gently caress but gently caress rear end in a top hat elf stink summurset sqhipere shqipare..altmer genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead altmer..ahahahahahTHALMOR WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great war .cyrodiil we kill the king . cyrodiil return to your precious iliac bay..hahahahaha idiot altmer and bosmer smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. hammerfell+morrowind+black marsh+skyrim=kill thalmor.you will get great war/ Talos alive in Skyrim, Talos making album of Skyrim. fast shout Tiber Septim Skyrim. we are rich and have gold now hahahahah ha because of Talos.. you are ppoor stink mer.. you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt talos alive numbr one #1 in skyrim ....gently caress the valenwood ,..FUCKKk ashol mer no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. Talos aliv and real strong divine kill all the mer farm aminal with shout magic now we the skyrm rule .ape of the zoo emperor titus mede fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and thalmor wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our worship we will crush u lik a skull of snow elf. skyrim greattst countrey
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Whorelord posted:morrowind is unironicaly the best game ever. don't bother posting about how the combat is awful and poo poo, because it doesn't actually effect the fact that morrowind is the best game ever
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Done. More pictures for Game of the Year All Years.
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