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Synonymous posted:Fabgoon E/N thread is probably a better place, but anyway. Freaking Noob
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Starter Wiggin posted:If the lack of a willing participant is their only problem, then why the hell not just hire an escort if it is that big of a deal. what if you're poor
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Feb 20, 2014 02:34
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Neo Duckberg posted:Freaking Noob Um actually I'm a gold member of Sexhaver club, step off brah
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Feb 20, 2014 02:44
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Does docking mean you're still a virgin?
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Feb 20, 2014 03:10
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Synonymous posted:Fabgoon E/N thread is probably a better place, but anyway. Both me and my boyfriend (both each others' first) literally couldn't figure out why gay guys liked buttsex the initial time we tried it. We almost felt like failures as gays. We used lube, took it slow, ect. and even then it simply was no fun at all and just... painful. For both of us. And that's more than I ever thought I'd say on an internet forum. Thanks, E/N
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Feb 20, 2014 03:17
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Captain Mog posted:Both me and my boyfriend (both each others' first) literally couldn't figure out why gay guys liked buttsex the initial time we tried it. We almost felt like failures as gays. We used lube, took it slow, ect. and even then it simply was no fun at all and just... painful. For both of us. Do you gays not even have prostates or something. Shiat. There are straight dudes getting pegged the world ever by their women that are, in some way, gayer than a couple of dudes sucking each other off. Or are they? I need some sort of algorithm for sorting gayness.
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Feb 20, 2014 03:20
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I'll bite. The idea of sex is repulsive and disgusting. It's a bodily requirement, much like urinating or defecating. At least with those two, your body has to purge poisons from your body, but going without sex won't kill you.
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Feb 20, 2014 03:24
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:it implies a bunch of negative things about your ability to relate to other people just people too antisocial to get laid in 30 years
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Feb 20, 2014 03:25
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Shipon posted:It's a bodily requirement, much like urinating or defecating.
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Feb 20, 2014 03:49
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Im 27 and im still a virgin. My excuse? well, I Guess its because these women are too stupid and shallow to appreciate a real man like me.
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Feb 20, 2014 05:08
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was planning to lose the old v card but that pesky Wii U had to come out
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Feb 20, 2014 05:23
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:was planning to lose the old v card but that pesky Wii U had to come out If you wanna recreate it, just get a little tipsy and then jerk yourself off into a sock and then immediately put your underwear on and fall asleep. The dried cylinder of stone attaching you to your underwear the next day is pretty much the first clear thought you'll have as you painfully rip it off.
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Feb 20, 2014 06:00
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Did you Know if you sit on your arm for 5 minutes it'll go Numb and when you whack yourself off it feels like someone else is doing it. Neat trick that sexhavers dont want you to know about
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Feb 20, 2014 06:02
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Shipon posted:I'll bite. The idea of sex is repulsive and disgusting. It's a bodily requirement, much like urinating or defecating. At least with those two, your body has to purge poisons from your body, but going without sex won't kill you. Sex is not repulsive or disgusting. You have some issues you need to deal with if you believe this to be true.
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Feb 20, 2014 06:03
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ShadowStalker posted:Sex is not repulsive or disgusting. You have some issues you need to deal with if you believe this to be true. Are you seriously sex shaming this guy? Some people are asexual, myself included. Do you realize how loving insensitive your remark is? Read a loving book sometime and realize not everyone is a "bro" like you who totally "fucks" a lot of other people all the time because that's what humans are "supposed" to do. gently caress you.
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Feb 20, 2014 06:06
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i can not love 3d, OP
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Feb 20, 2014 06:09
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I had to know if that episode of Seinfeld where George becomes a genius was the truth, hope that helps OP.
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Feb 20, 2014 06:20
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Shipon posted:I'll bite. The idea of sex is repulsive and disgusting. It's a bodily requirement, much like urinating or defecating. At least with those two, your body has to purge poisons from your body, but going without sex won't kill you. i feel this way also, can we compare notes? do you begrudgingly drain your shameful balls on a regular basis or just clean up after your vile nightly emissions? i would even deign to attempt manual release but enough of my day is taken up by design inefficiencies such as, sigh, consuming nutrients
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Feb 20, 2014 06:36
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EN Bullshit posted:That's not sex. What counts as sex is indefinable and may be different to each person. lol, what?
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Feb 20, 2014 07:21
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EN Bullshit posted:holy gently caress how did i miss this It's your future you are looking at, if you don't prepare and post a budget in your thread soon.
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Feb 20, 2014 11:09
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roboshit posted:Are you seriously sex shaming this guy? Some people are asexual, myself included. Do you realize how loving insensitive your remark is? Read a loving book sometime and realize not everyone is a "bro" like you who totally "fucks" a lot of other people all the time because that's what humans are "supposed" to do. gently caress you. I wish you were apostual, too
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Feb 20, 2014 11:32
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Katana Gomai posted:I wish you were apostual, too 
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Feb 20, 2014 11:58
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27-year-old virgin here. Echoing what others in the thread have said, I think I crave intimacy more than anything else. I'll fantasize about hugging and cuddling, which are every bit as foreign and unattainable to me as sex. I have a good job, good friends, and I enjoy my hobbies, so I can usually push the loneliness to the back of my mind. But it's always there, and I expect it's just something I'll always have to deal with. I don't want to be this way, but I don't have what it takes to change.
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Feb 20, 2014 12:18
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First, last and only realpost in this thread coming up, pay attention virgins: If you want to have sex but are positive you "don't have what it takes", you are clinically depressed and might want to start there.
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Feb 20, 2014 12:22
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Katana Gomai posted:First, last and only realpost in this thread coming up, pay attention virgins: What about people who actually don't? Why do you think that everyone has value?
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Feb 20, 2014 12:31
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ChairMaster posted:What about people who actually don't? Why do you think that everyone has value? loving ain't magic, everyone can do it and people have done it literally covered in poo poo so i really don't get what your point is Katana Gomai fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Feb 20, 2014 |
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Feb 20, 2014 12:37
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what do you guys think it is exactly that is holding you back? lotta virgoons itt with friends and good jobs, how is the m/f ratio in your social circle? do you pursue the object of your affection in a way that suggests to them you are receptive to doing sex stuff with them? if you're talking with a girl you like, and there's a lull in the conversation and the air gets tense, do you go in for the kiss? very curious about the whole thing now that the thread has been moved to e/n i'm going to offer a little advice: don't get hung up on your sexual performance just in general. just be chill and open minded and sensitive and all that. lots of people are aggressively, persistently bad at sex. most girls will have a horror story about a dude they hosed who would maybe do a series of 20-30 rapid pumps and then rest for 15 seconds and then repeat the process for 10 minutes jackrabbit style or a dude tried to choke her or stick it in her butt unsolicited etc. anyway the point is you'd have to purposefully be as bad as possible to constitute the worst lay of someone's life in most cases. if you're a dude with a job who isn't extremely unpleasant to be around there are probably a lot of people that want to gently caress you so just be receptive to that and relax and maybe take up drinking and/or cocaine to make yourself more interesting or at least seem more interesting to yourself and convert that into a facsimile of personal confidence
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Feb 20, 2014 12:53
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Good friends and good jobs is not a particularly objective term though is it. I'd like to see some pics.
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Feb 20, 2014 13:01
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Katana Gomai posted:loving ain't magic, everyone can do it and people have done it literally covered in poo poo so i really don't get what your point is It may not be magic but you don't have to look very far to find people who ain't never gonna have sex with anyone because they're worthless, depression or not. Hell, the first page of the reddit.jpg thread has some pretty obvious ones.
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Feb 20, 2014 13:50
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ChairMaster posted:It may not be magic but you don't have to look very far to find people who ain't never gonna have sex with anyone because they're worthless, depression or not. Hell, the first page of the reddit.jpg thread has some pretty obvious ones. Ugly people gently caress all the time you moron.
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Feb 20, 2014 13:55
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Ugly isn't really the main problem with them. It's all the other stuff.
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Feb 20, 2014 13:56
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I am an adult virgin because I am saving myself for you, OP. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO CARVE YOUR NAME INTO MY FLESH TO GET YOU TO NOTICE ME?? You know what? I'm done. This time, I'm carving MY name into YOUR flesh. Maybe that will get your attention. Wait. Is it because you're gay? Boy, am I embarrassed now. It's like 8th grade all over again Chad why didn't you just tell me I would have understood I would have been your beard I liked you THAT MUCH. Ha ha seriously realtalk I was an adult virgin for 446 days because I
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Feb 20, 2014 14:09
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roboshit posted:Did you Know if you sit on your arm for 5 minutes it'll go Numb and when you whack yourself off it feels like someone else is doing it. Neat trick that sexhavers dont want you to know about honestly, it's not similar at all.
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Feb 20, 2014 14:19
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ChairMaster posted:Ugly isn't really the main problem with them. It's all the other stuff. Look I get where you're coming from but even the most disgusting person you could imagine, physically or mentally, could find someone just as terrible as them and bump uglies. The only reasons why they don't are anxiety issues, "high standards" or a legit disinterest in sex.
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Feb 20, 2014 14:39
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Arnold of Soissons posted:honestly, it's not similar at all. I have my girlfriend sit on her hand and then whack me off with it, the experience is mindblowing for both of us.
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Feb 20, 2014 14:41
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Wesphalia posted:27-year-old virgin here. Echoing what others in the thread have said, I think I crave intimacy more than anything else. I'll fantasize about hugging and cuddling, which are every bit as foreign and unattainable to me as sex. they make body pillows which may cater to your needs op.
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Feb 20, 2014 15:45
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Popular Thug Drink posted:Are you a virgin if you've had psychic/emotional sex? I may not need to post here ITT. Tell us about your astral soulmate (that you haven't had sex with)
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Feb 20, 2014 15:45
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Katana Gomai posted:Look I get where you're coming from but even the most disgusting person you could imagine, physically or mentally, could find someone just as terrible as them and bump uglies. The only reasons why they don't are anxiety issues, "high standards" or a legit disinterest in sex. I understand where you're coming from but that's oversimplifying things a bit.
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Feb 20, 2014 17:42
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cactuscarpet posted:I understand where you're coming from but that's oversimplifying things a bit. 'anxiety issues' covers a whole lot of things. I mean, I think that in some cases that's what 'high standards' are covering.
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cactuscarpet posted:EDIT: Also you 22/23 year olds being all "yep I'm an adult virgin" need a reality check. 23 isn't even that old to lose it. honestly that last sentence might be the most out of touch w/ reality statement itt.
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