Sex Questions Megathread: I got herpes from my grandma

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WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

so I'm probably making a huge mistake by telling the forums this, but I've been having dick problems lately.

i don't have full-on ED, i can still get a boner, but a distressing amount of the time I'll just get this weird half chub that's the same size as my regular boner, but roughly the floppiness of a Slinky. my refractory period has also gone from "a few minutes" to "an hour plus."

I'm 25. I strongly suspect this shouldn't be a problem, and the only shot in the dark I can take to why it is is that I'm a smoker. Will quitting smoking/cutting down my nicotine intake help, or am I gonna be looking at a Viagra script in the near future?

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WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

Daric posted:

Also, definitely just cut out smoking anyway. Quitting smoking can only help your long-term health.

this is definitely true, but this is the first problem I've had as a result that could be called outright alarming instead of just an annoyance.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2020 00:07

WeedlordGoku69: Feb 12, 2015; by Cyrano4747

Geoj posted:

While quitting smoking is always a good decision, in the short term try some l-citrulline supplement.

It's a precursor in the urea cycle that leads to the production of nitric oxide, which functions as a vasodilator. Similar to l-arginine but has a much higher absorption rate in the digestive tract that leads to much higher bioavailability, in studies its been found that a half dose of citrulline results in blood arginine levels in excess of taking a full dose of arginine, and has been found to be an effective remedy for minor ED symptoms in clinical trials.

Available OTC at places like GNC or Vitamin Shoppe, I'd try a small tub of it and if it works go online and buy in bulk. In my experience it makes erections easier to achieve and maintain in addition to being fuller and firmer. For me (in my mid-30s) it's like rolling the clock back 15 years.

oh hell and drat yes

i switched back from smoking american spirits to vaping and my boners are starting to come back, but i am extremely gonna get this poo poo

e: if it works i should namechange to LORD OF BONER

# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 11:14

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