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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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reagan posted:

has anyone seen lowtax since the 8th?

CEO: plane carrying a shitload of mangosteens

at least they have food and don't have to eat each other.

just trying to stay positive.

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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swampland posted:

I wish cnn had no food and had to eat each other

Sometimes they do.

RIP Piers Morgan. LOL

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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*Knock Knock*

CNN: Who's there?

- Flight MH370

CNN: Whatever... BREAKING NEWS: MICHELLE OBAMA and BEYONCE ARE BFFS!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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7thBatallion posted:

Unlike you guys, I do come from an aviation background. Not only am I from the same state that Boeing is in, I've also flown on a few airplanes in my day AND I've been to the Museum of Flight.

Knowing that, I am going to say that the plane was in the path of an underwater volcano, flew into the ash and crashed. But we can't find it because the volcano changed the fluid dynamics of the water and caused the airplane to sink. Then covered it in lava.

Dear expert on planes and stuff,

I work for CNN.

Can we interview you?

Our readers would love the volcano angle.

Regards,

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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Knight Corgi posted:

So right now there's a press conference in Malaysia. They have apparently found/sighted two orange objects.

it's probably just two oranges.

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Sep 13, 2011
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atomicthumbs posted:

They found the plane. Just saw it on TV. Everyone is safe and they are all having tearful reunions with their families.

:gbsmith:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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atomicthumbs posted:

I was wrong it was the end of the movie "Airplane". False alarm. Sorry

:fiesta:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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the plane is in Somalia.

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Sep 13, 2011
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amityville anus posted:

maddie mccann was flying the plane

OUR Maddie <3

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Sep 13, 2011
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The Rage posted:

her parents ever go to prison for killing this kid?

no, because why would rich people kill their kids while on holiday, silly?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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Skipjack posted:

yeah i mean dont rich people have like servants to kill their kids for them, like in downton abbey

I bet they sold OUR Maddie to the Vatican.

Why else did the Pope publicly bless OUR Maddie?

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Sep 13, 2011
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Bolivar posted:

Search planes have spotted a total of 146 726 objects in the ocean and Malaysian search boats are going through the area as we speak. According to Malaysian and Cambodian parliament as well as the prime minister of Australia, these are "almost certainly" from MH370.



LOL

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Sep 13, 2011
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CactusWeasle posted:

Breaking News: Objects have been spotted in the sea.

CNN Breaking News: A plane will not work in water

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Sep 13, 2011
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ManlyWeevil posted:

Has anyone confirmed that 777s don't have floaty thingies? Maybe it's still out there in some kind of Waterworld-esqe raft society.


We're waiting for CNN to report the plane missing first.

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Sep 13, 2011
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No. 6 posted:

Stay safe ghost plane

for it to become a ghost plane it has to crash first.

for all we know if could still be out there, there is just a slightly delayed arrival.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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Troll Bridgington posted:

The plane is inside me. I hear the whispers of lost souls gone mad, begging me to release them into the void, crying desperately as I deny them the joys of eternal nothingness. The sounds have become nothing more than pleasant white noise that comforts me when I sleep. I am the arbiter, and the keeper.

ama

That is not the Boeing 777-200, it's a fart eagerly waiting to erupt.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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dear troll, i didn't mean to offend you. i'm very sorry!!!

if it really is the Boeing 777-200, it would explain so much.

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Sep 13, 2011
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ethanol posted:

praying for all those on board both airlines, as well as all those now on the mountainside

at least their final view was nice.

an ocean is so boring!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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ethanol posted:

It's not gone until I say it's gone

well...?

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Sep 13, 2011
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ethanol posted:

It's gone

no one saw it coming.

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Sep 13, 2011
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AKA Pseudonym posted:

They found it!

I mean the Indonesian plane nobody cares about not the other one. Sorry to get your hopes up.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/asia/indonesia-missing-plane/index.html


if only the plane were malaysian!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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it's about time we get a new plane to look for.

putin, your call.

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Sep 13, 2011
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unpacked robinhood posted:

Russians shot down a civilian plane over ukraine and now they have civilians shot down over sinai, this is funny because russians are assholes

and so are americans, but you don't see me wishing ill on a civilian us plane.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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VectorSigma posted:

yeah the plane is innocent

the plane died a horrible death.

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Sep 13, 2011
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VectorSigma posted:

SINAI (AP) - RUSSIAN CRASH CAUSED BY ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS IN PILOT

SINAI (TASS) - UKRAINE TO BLAME FOR SINAI CRASH

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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Starkk posted:

that's good because the nsa is logging all of this

Of course they are, which is why they should let Lowtax use their cloud storage . So much easier for everyone.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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Al Borland posted:

I lust for the death of all. All hail death.

we are all assholes.

some people are just better at hiding it.

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Sep 13, 2011
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AKA Pseudonym posted:

I know a guy who was at a Russian airport waiting on a delayed flight. The crew and passengers waited together in the same room, and when the pilot saw he was anxious about making his connecting flight he offered him a drink from his flask.

such is life!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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Chinatown posted:

Its still gone, guys.

thank you china.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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Chinatown posted:

Because its still gone, guy.

Thanks for the update.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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I WISH EVERYONE ABOARD THE MISSING PLANES A MERRY XMAS AND A SAFE JOURNEY! :)

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Sep 13, 2011
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Microwaves Mom posted:

Thank you. Only one of the planes is missing though the other was found in the ukrane shortly after being shot out of the sky by russian hillbillies.

LIES! ACCORDING TO PUTIN TV IT WAS THE DIRTY UKRAINIANS!

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Sep 13, 2011
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Hot Karl Marx posted:

Did they find it yet? I see some new posts

I'm afraid not.

Maybe in 2016. Just wait and see.

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Sep 13, 2011
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Microwaves Mom posted:

if they find it then it could be the year of smoobles & microwave's mom gettin married :blush:

Oh my!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
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lol. im sure whatever was it their bags are of value when they're all dead.

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Sep 13, 2011
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Zogo posted:

"An image has emerged of the pilot of the missing Malaysia Airlines jet wearing a T-shirt with a 'Democracy is Dead' slogan as it has been revealed he could have hijacked the plane in an anti-government protest.

Captain Zaharie Ahmad Shah, a father-of-three, was said to be a 'fanatical' supporter of the country's opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim - jailed for homosexuality just hours before the jet disappeared.

It has also been revealed that the pilot's wife and three children moved out of the family home the day before the plane went missing."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...r-sodomite.html

daily mail is also tabloid/facebook garbage.

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Sep 13, 2011
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smoobles posted:

Did they find the plane?

yes, but im not going to tell you where.

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Sep 13, 2011
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Chinatown posted:

Its still gone, guys.

^ correction

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Sep 13, 2011
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ChrisHansen posted:

Happy anniversary MH370!!

we miss you so much, our MH370!!!! <3

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Sep 13, 2011
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smoobles posted:

I thought of a funny joke: What do MH370 and Bernie Sanders' shot at the White House have in common?

both are from Vermont?

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