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reagan posted:has anyone seen lowtax since the 8th? at least they have food and don't have to eat each other. just trying to stay positive.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 06:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:00 |
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swampland posted:I wish cnn had no food and had to eat each other Sometimes they do. RIP Piers Morgan. LOL
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 14:27 |
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*Knock Knock* CNN: Who's there? - Flight MH370 CNN: Whatever... BREAKING NEWS: MICHELLE OBAMA and BEYONCE ARE BFFS!
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 10:20 |
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7thBatallion posted:Unlike you guys, I do come from an aviation background. Not only am I from the same state that Boeing is in, I've also flown on a few airplanes in my day AND I've been to the Museum of Flight. Dear expert on planes and stuff, I work for CNN. Can we interview you? Our readers would love the volcano angle. Regards,
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2014 21:32 |
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Knight Corgi posted:So right now there's a press conference in Malaysia. They have apparently found/sighted two orange objects. it's probably just two oranges.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 10:42 |
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atomicthumbs posted:They found the plane. Just saw it on TV. Everyone is safe and they are all having tearful reunions with their families.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 11:05 |
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atomicthumbs posted:I was wrong it was the end of the movie "Airplane". False alarm. Sorry
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 11:27 |
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the plane is in Somalia.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 19:02 |
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amityville anus posted:maddie mccann was flying the plane OUR Maddie <3
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 19:49 |
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The Rage posted:her parents ever go to prison for killing this kid? no, because why would rich people kill their kids while on holiday, silly?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 07:41 |
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Skipjack posted:yeah i mean dont rich people have like servants to kill their kids for them, like in downton abbey I bet they sold OUR Maddie to the Vatican. Why else did the Pope publicly bless OUR Maddie?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 10:27 |
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Bolivar posted:Search planes have spotted a total of 146 726 objects in the ocean and Malaysian search boats are going through the area as we speak. According to Malaysian and Cambodian parliament as well as the prime minister of Australia, these are "almost certainly" from MH370. LOL
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 16:37 |
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CactusWeasle posted:Breaking News: Objects have been spotted in the sea. CNN Breaking News: A plane will not work in water
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 12:57 |
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ManlyWeevil posted:Has anyone confirmed that 777s don't have floaty thingies? Maybe it's still out there in some kind of Waterworld-esqe raft society. We're waiting for CNN to report the plane missing first.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 19:14 |
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No. 6 posted:Stay safe ghost plane for it to become a ghost plane it has to crash first. for all we know if could still be out there, there is just a slightly delayed arrival.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 13:03 |
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Troll Bridgington posted:The plane is inside me. I hear the whispers of lost souls gone mad, begging me to release them into the void, crying desperately as I deny them the joys of eternal nothingness. The sounds have become nothing more than pleasant white noise that comforts me when I sleep. I am the arbiter, and the keeper. That is not the Boeing 777-200, it's a fart eagerly waiting to erupt.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 14:44 |
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dear troll, i didn't mean to offend you. i'm very sorry!!! if it really is the Boeing 777-200, it would explain so much.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 15:21 |
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ethanol posted:praying for all those on board both airlines, as well as all those now on the mountainside at least their final view was nice. an ocean is so boring!
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 22:26 |
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ethanol posted:It's not gone until I say it's gone well...?
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 14:19 |
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ethanol posted:It's gone no one saw it coming.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 16:19 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:They found it! if only the plane were malaysian!
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 17:14 |
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it's about time we get a new plane to look for. putin, your call.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 13:22 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:Russians shot down a civilian plane over ukraine and now they have civilians shot down over sinai, this is funny because russians are assholes and so are americans, but you don't see me wishing ill on a civilian us plane.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 13:12 |
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VectorSigma posted:yeah the plane is innocent the plane died a horrible death.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 13:16 |
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VectorSigma posted:SINAI (AP) - RUSSIAN CRASH CAUSED BY ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS IN PILOT SINAI (TASS) - UKRAINE TO BLAME FOR SINAI CRASH
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 13:20 |
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Starkk posted:that's good because the nsa is logging all of this Of course they are, which is why they should let Lowtax use their cloud storage . So much easier for everyone.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 13:24 |
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Al Borland posted:I lust for the death of all. All hail death. we are all assholes. some people are just better at hiding it.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 14:53 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I know a guy who was at a Russian airport waiting on a delayed flight. The crew and passengers waited together in the same room, and when the pilot saw he was anxious about making his connecting flight he offered him a drink from his flask. such is life!
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 14:54 |
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Chinatown posted:Its still gone, guys. thank you china.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 17:47 |
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Chinatown posted:Because its still gone, guy. Thanks for the update.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 04:58 |
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I WISH EVERYONE ABOARD THE MISSING PLANES A MERRY XMAS AND A SAFE JOURNEY!
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 18:37 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:Thank you. Only one of the planes is missing though the other was found in the ukrane shortly after being shot out of the sky by russian hillbillies. LIES! ACCORDING TO PUTIN TV IT WAS THE DIRTY UKRAINIANS!
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 18:45 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Did they find it yet? I see some new posts I'm afraid not. Maybe in 2016. Just wait and see.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 18:54 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:if they find it then it could be the year of smoobles & microwave's mom gettin married Oh my!
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 20:03 |
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lol. im sure whatever was it their bags are of value when they're all dead.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 04:22 |
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Zogo posted:"An image has emerged of the pilot of the missing Malaysia Airlines jet wearing a T-shirt with a 'Democracy is Dead' slogan as it has been revealed he could have hijacked the plane in an anti-government protest. daily mail is also tabloid/facebook garbage.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 06:36 |
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smoobles posted:Did they find the plane? yes, but im not going to tell you where.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 19:38 |
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Chinatown posted:Its still gone, guys. ^ correction
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 19:39 |
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ChrisHansen posted:Happy anniversary MH370!! we miss you so much, our MH370!!!! <3
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 02:05 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:00 |
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smoobles posted:I thought of a funny joke: What do MH370 and Bernie Sanders' shot at the White House have in common? both are from Vermont?
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 20:58 |