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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Tavarin posted:

It's working for our league, although there have been very few of either so far. RA Dickey had a wild pitch and it counted for the team that owned him.

Yeah it did :getin:

Errors are working for me as well (thanks Alex Gonzalez!)

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FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Yeah, nevermind; it's showing up now. I guess they have to wait for the official scorer to not change his mind or something; who knows.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I am going to murder Justin Smoak

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Pedro Alvarez is my highest scoring non-pitcher :laugh:

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

FairGame posted:

Yeah, nevermind; it's showing up now. I guess they have to wait for the official scorer to not change his mind or something; who knows.

Yeah, a few stats (errors, GIDPs, and wild pitches; I'm not sure if there are any others) don't show up until the next day.

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Mr. Cool rear end posted:

I am going to murder Justin Smoak

I still remember in 2012, Smoak was really bad that year and thus an awesome player for my team, but near the end of the season he had a little hot streak and his homer on the last day of the first fantasy playoff round knocked me out by a slim margin.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Junior Lake wore the wrong jersey today. How come I don't get points for that? I should.

ArtVandelay
Jul 13, 2004

So maybe Jose Abreu and Mark Trumbo were bad ideas.

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
Today was a good day for some bad pitching

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Aaron Harang has allowed 2 runs in 4 starts. He must die.

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down

Mr. Cool rear end posted:

Aaron Harang has allowed 2 runs in 4 starts. He must die.

i drafted mark buehrle

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Anyone wanna post the draft results for those of us who aren't in the league? I imagine there's a lot of comedy there.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


ROUND 1
1 Starlin Castro, ChC SS Team BJ All Day
2 B.J. Upton, Atl OF Meet The Mets
3 Kevin Correia, Min SP Mark Kotsay All Stars
4 Jonathan Villar, Hou SS Vogon Poets
5 Casey McGehee, Mia 1B J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
6 Aaron Hicks, Min OF I Wanna See Your Peacock
7 Chris Carter, Hou 1B Team Brown As In Poo
8 Adeiny Hechavarria, Mia SS Hughes N' The Poos
9 Alcides Escobar, KC SS Brandon Inge Tattoos
10 J.P. Arencibia, Tex C Kozmania Runnin' Wild
ROUND 2
11 Adam Dunn, CWS 1B Kozmania Runnin' Wild
12 Ben Revere, Phi OF Brandon Inge Tattoos
13 Darwin Barney, ChC 2B Hughes N' The Poos
14 Junior Lake, ChC OF Team Brown As In Poo
15 Jeremy Guthrie, KC SP I Wanna See Your Peacock
16 Nick Punto, Oak SS J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
17 Kyle Gibson, Min SP Vogon Poets
18 Pedro Florimon, Min SS Mark Kotsay All Stars
19 Joe Blanton, LAA SP Meet The Mets
20 Starling Marte, Pit OF Team BJ All Day
ROUND 3
21 Lucas Harrell, Hou SP Team BJ All Day
22 Mike Trout, LAA OF Meet The Mets
23 Tyler Flowers, CWS C Mark Kotsay All Stars
24 Mike Pelfrey, Min SP Vogon Poets
25 John Axford, Cle RP J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
26 Tom Koehler, Mia SP I Wanna See Your Peacock
27 Joe Saunders*, Tex SP Team Brown As In Poo
28 Phil Hughes, Min SP Hughes N' The Poos
29 Justin Smoak, Sea 1B Brandon Inge Tattoos
30 Jason Vargas, KC SP Kozmania Runnin' Wild
ROUND 4
31 Bronson Arroyo, Ari SP Kozmania Runnin' Wild
32 Dee Gordon, LAD SS Brandon Inge Tattoos
33 Conor Gillaspie, CWS 3B Hughes N' The Poos
34 Welington Castillo, ChC C Team Brown As In Poo
35 Ryan Howard, Phi 1B I Wanna See Your Peacock
36 Dallas Keuchel, Hou SP J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
37 Trevor Plouffe, Min 3B Vogon Poets
38 Ryan Goins, Tor 2B Mark Kotsay All Stars
39 Ruben Tejada, NYM SS Meet The Mets
40 Edinson Volquez, Pit SP Team BJ All Day
ROUND 5
41 John Buck, Sea C Team BJ All Day
42 Eric Young Jr., NYM OF Meet The Mets
43 Martin Perez, Tex SP Mark Kotsay All Stars
44 Robbie Grossman, Hou OF Vogon Poets
45 Dustin McGowan, Tor RP J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
46 Pedro Alvarez, Pit 3B I Wanna See Your Peacock
47 Everth Cabrera, SD SS Team Brown As In Poo
48 Cody Asche, Phi 3B Hughes N' The Poos
49 John Danks, CWS SP Brandon Inge Tattoos
50 Ed Lucas*, Mia 3B Kozmania Runnin' Wild
ROUND 6
51 Brandon Crawford, SF SS Kozmania Runnin' Wild
52 Mike Moustakas, KC 3B Brandon Inge Tattoos
53 Juan Nicasio, Col SP Hughes N' The Poos
54 Dexter Fowler, Hou OF Team Brown As In Poo
55 Jarred Cosart, Hou SP I Wanna See Your Peacock
56 Daisuke Matsuzaka, NYM SP J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
57 Brandon Morrow, Tor SP Vogon Poets
58 Derek Jeter, NYY SS Mark Kotsay All Stars
59 Miguel Gonzalez, Bal SP Meet The Mets
60 Jedd Gyorko, SD 2B Team BJ All Day
ROUND 7
61 Dan Haren, LAD SP Team BJ All Day
62 Tyler Chatwood, Col SP Meet The Mets
63 Nick Castellanos, Det OF Mark Kotsay All Stars
64 Adam LaRoche, Wsh 1B Vogon Poets
65 Rickie Weeks, Mil 2B J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
66 Alex Avila, Det C I Wanna See Your Peacock
67 Chris Johnson, Atl 3B Team Brown As In Poo
68 Travis Ishikawa, Pit 1B Hughes N' The Poos
69 Brian Dozier, Min 2B Brandon Inge Tattoos
70 Wily Peralta, Mil SP Kozmania Runnin' Wild
ROUND 8
71 Billy Hamilton, Cin OF Kozmania Runnin' Wild
72 Jacob Turner*, Mia SP Brandon Inge Tattoos
73 Kurt Suzuki, Min C Hughes N' The Poos
74 Christian Yelich, Mia OF Team Brown As In Poo
75 Trevor Cahill, Ari SP I Wanna See Your Peacock
76 J.A. Happ, Tor SP J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
77 Miguel Montero, Ari C Vogon Poets
78 Will Middlebrooks*, Bos 3B Mark Kotsay All Stars
79 Lucas Duda, NYM OF Meet The Mets
80 Jose Abreu, CWS 1B Team BJ All Day
ROUND 9
81 Brett Lawrie, Tor 3B Team BJ All Day
82 Mark Buehrle, Tor SP Meet The Mets
83 Nate Eovaldi, Mia SP Mark Kotsay All Stars
84 Bud Norris, Bal SP Vogon Poets
85 Maicer Izturis*, Tor 2B J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
86 Curtis Granderson, NYM OF I Wanna See Your Peacock
87 Ryan Flaherty, Bal 2B Team Brown As In Poo
88 Jason Hammel, ChC SP Hughes N' The Poos
89 Peter Bourjos, StL OF Brandon Inge Tattoos
90 Nick Franklin, Sea 2B Kozmania Runnin' Wild
ROUND 10
91 Dan Uggla, Atl 2B Kozmania Runnin' Wild
92 Jorge De La Rosa, Col SP Brandon Inge Tattoos
93 Lorenzo Cain*, KC OF Hughes N' The Poos
94 Ivan Nova*, NYY SP Team Brown As In Poo
95 Garrett Richards, LAA SP I Wanna See Your Peacock
96 Alex Presley, Hou OF J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
97 Jose Altuve, Hou 2B Vogon Poets
98 Oswaldo Arcia*, Min OF Mark Kotsay All Stars
99 Brett Oberholtzer, Hou SP Meet The Mets
100 Rick Porcello, Det SP Team BJ All Day
ROUND 11
101 Mark Trumbo, Ari 1B Team BJ All Day
102 Ike Davis, Pit 1B Meet The Mets
103 Roberto Hernandez, Phi SP Mark Kotsay All Stars
104 Elvis Andrus, Tex SS Vogon Poets
105 Travis d'Arnaud, NYM C J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
106 Hector Santiago, LAA SP I Wanna See Your Peacock
107 Mike Leake, Cin SP Team Brown As In Poo
108 Jake Arrieta*, ChC SP Hughes N' The Poos
109 Mike Zunino, Sea C Brandon Inge Tattoos
110 Michael Bourn, Cle OF Kozmania Runnin' Wild
ROUND 12
111 Samuel Deduno, Min SP Kozmania Runnin' Wild
112 Scott Feldman, Hou SP Brandon Inge Tattoos
113 Blake Beavan*, Sea RP Hughes N' The Poos
114 Adam Eaton, CWS OF Team Brown As In Poo
115 Alex Gonzalez, Det 1B I Wanna See Your Peacock
116 Esmil Rogers, Tor SP J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
117 Brett Gardner, NYY OF Vogon Poets
118 Nick Swisher, Cle 1B Mark Kotsay All Stars
119 Chris Young, Sea SP Meet The Mets
120 Jordan Lyles, Col SP Team BJ All Day
ROUND 13
121 Danny Espinosa, Wsh 2B Team BJ All Day
122 Ryan Doumit, Atl C Meet The Mets
123 Dayan Viciedo, CWS OF Mark Kotsay All Stars
124 Wade Miley, Ari SP Vogon Poets
125 Denard Span, Wsh OF J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
126 Howie Kendrick, LAA 2B I Wanna See Your Peacock
127 Kyle Lohse, Mil SP Team Brown As In Poo
128 Abraham Almonte, Sea OF Hughes N' The Poos
129 Michael Saunders, Sea OF Brandon Inge Tattoos
130 Josh Willingham*, Min OF Kozmania Runnin' Wild
ROUND 14
131 Chris Tillman, Bal SP Kozmania Runnin' Wild
132 Jose Valverde, NYM RP Brandon Inge Tattoos
133 Drew Stubbs, Col OF Hughes N' The Poos
134 Ian Kennedy, SD SP Team Brown As In Poo
135 Will Venable, SD OF I Wanna See Your Peacock
136 Angel Pagan, SF OF J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
137 Franklin Morales, Col RP Vogon Poets
138 Randall Delgado, Ari SP Mark Kotsay All Stars
139 Kolten Wong, StL 2B Meet The Mets
140 Carlos Gomez, Mil OF Team BJ All Day
ROUND 15
141 James Paxton*, Sea SP Team BJ All Day
142 Joaquin Arias, SF 3B Meet The Mets
143 Kyle Kendrick, Phi SP Mark Kotsay All Stars
144 Edwin Jackson, ChC SP Vogon Poets
145 Ubaldo Jimenez, Bal SP J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
146 Alexei Ramirez, CWS SS I Wanna See Your Peacock
147 Travis Wood, ChC SP Team Brown As In Poo
148 Erasmo Ramirez, Sea SP Hughes N' The Poos
149 Andre Rienzo, CWS SP Brandon Inge Tattoos
150 Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Mia C Kozmania Runnin' Wild
ROUND 16
151 David Freese, LAA 3B Kozmania Runnin' Wild
152 Aaron Harang, Atl SP Brandon Inge Tattoos
153 Jose Molina, TB C Hughes N' The Poos
154 Avisail Garcia*, CWS OF Team Brown As In Poo
155 Bartolo Colon, NYM SP I Wanna See Your Peacock
156 Yunel Escobar, TB SS J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
157 Paul Maholm, LAD SP Vogon Poets
158 Alfonso Soriano, NYY OF Mark Kotsay All Stars
159 Ryan Vogelsong, SF SP Meet The Mets
160 Jeff Mathis, Mia C Team BJ All Day
ROUND 17
161 Heath Bell, TB RP Team BJ All Day
162 Erik Johnson, CWS SP Meet The Mets
163 Bruce Chen, KC SP Mark Kotsay All Stars
164 Alejandro De Aza, CWS OF Vogon Poets
165 Marco Scutaro*, SF 2B J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
166 Jose Dominguez, LAD RP I Wanna See Your Peacock
167 Jerome Williams, Hou SP Team Brown As In Poo
168 Grady Sizemore, Bos OF Hughes N' The Poos
169 Delmon Young, Bal OF Brandon Inge Tattoos
170 Joe Kelly*, StL SP Kozmania Runnin' Wild
ROUND 18
171 Michael Morse, SF OF Kozmania Runnin' Wild
172 Jason Castro, Hou C Brandon Inge Tattoos
173 Matt Dominguez, Hou 3B Hughes N' The Poos
174 Jackie Bradley Jr., Bos OF Team Brown As In Poo
175 Tyson Ross, SD SP I Wanna See Your Peacock
176 Felipe Paulino*, CWS SP J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
177 Zach McAllister, Cle SP Vogon Poets
178 Dustin Ackley, Sea 2B Mark Kotsay All Stars
179 Gerardo Parra, Ari OF Meet The Mets
180 Gordon Beckham*, CWS 2B Team BJ All Day
ROUND 19
181 Clint Barmes, Pit SS Team BJ All Day
182 Henderson Alvarez, Mia SP Meet The Mets
183 John Lackey, Bos SP Mark Kotsay All Stars
184 Pete Kozma, StL SS Vogon Poets
185 Kelly Johnson, NYY OF J.P. Arencibia Fan Club
186 Brad Peacock, Hou SP I Wanna See Your Peacock
187 Dillon Gee, NYM SP Team Brown As In Poo
188 Octavio Dotel, FA RP Hughes N' The Poos
189 Tim Lincecum, SF SP Brandon Inge Tattoos
190 Charlie Morton, Pit SP Kozmania Runnin' Wild

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.
My batters just went 18/36 with 10 extra base hits on the day. :wtf:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Vogon Poet posted:

My batters just went 18/36 with 10 extra base hits on the day. :wtf:

Thanks for that :cheers:

ArtVandelay
Jul 13, 2004

I'm really upset. Luke Harrell, my 2nd best scorer, got sent down a few days ago :(

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Vogon Poet posted:

My batters just went 18/36 with 10 extra base hits on the day. :wtf:

I just got a cgso :(

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

OH NO

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
I finally bench Bedard after 5 starts of sub-1 ERA ball and hes given up 5 hits and 2 runs through 1 i hate this stupid league

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Monicro posted:

I finally bench Bedard after 5 starts of sub-1 ERA ball and hes given up 5 hits and 2 runs through 1 i hate this stupid league
Huh? Looks like you still had him as a starter. And good thing for you, he scored 890 points. :stare:

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Vogon Poet posted:

Huh? Looks like you still had him as a starter. And good thing for you, he scored 890 points. :stare:

Oh huh, I could've sworn I benched him but maybe I didnt save it???

deadEd
Feb 20, 2001
Nick Punto homered and walked 3 times today. Just gonna leave that there.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
Did anyone have Aaron Brooks in this league?

If so, did Saturday's start against Toronto induce a case of priapism because of the excitement related to getting all those points?

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Antifreeze Head posted:

Did anyone have Aaron Brooks in this league?

If so, did Saturday's start against Toronto induce a case of priapism because of the excitement related to getting all those points?
Huh, it appears that ESPN Fantasy Baseball doesn't know he exists. Too bad.

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
gently caress this

angrygodofjebus fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Jun 16, 2014

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.
Wow, my team scored 8075 points for the week, the most in league history for a normal seven-day matchup. My pitchers collectively put up a 1.82 WHIP and 6.65 ERA and allowed 17 HRs in 65 innings.

Also, thanks to Mark Kotsay All Stars for dropping (now league-leading catcher) Tyler Flowers, who I was going to draft if they didn't, early in the season.

quote:

After batting over .300 for much of the first two months of the season, Flowers' numbers have taken a steep downturn halfway through June. He has just two hits in 30 at-bats this month, striking out 21 times.
:smug:

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box

Vogon Poet posted:



Also, thanks to Mark Kotsay All Stars for dropping (now league-leading catcher) Tyler Flowers, who I was going to draft if they didn't, early in the season.
:smug:

I was going to keep him aboard, but all the injuries at catcher I had forced me to clear some space. :smith:

That 0/21, 18 K stretch he had sure would have made my matchup with jebus go differently.

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.
:getin:

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

:smith:




All my pitchers are getting demoted or DL'd. It's hard out here for an owner

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.
On June 5 I added Eric Hosmer to my team. At the time he was slugging .358 for the season.

From June 5 to June 14 he slugged .484. I dropped him.

From June 15 to June 30 he slugged .215. I added him again.

From July 1 to July 9 he slugged .517. :bang: I dropped him again, so look for him to go on another slump!

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.
Haha wow in the Rangers' 16-0 win over the White Sox I had the Rangers' SP Colby Lewis and my weekly opponent had the White Sox's SP John Danks. 965 points for them, -400 for me.

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box
For anyone who was in the All Suck Football last year, it's starting up again: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3660266

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.
Before yesterday Yunel Escobar had 4 homers in 127 games this season.

Yesterday he hit 2 homers. Oh, and scored -590 points.

:negative:

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.
Playoffs start today. Good luck, everyone!

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box
Ah finish in a tie for the best record in the league and losing in the first round thanks to AJ Ellis and Chris Coghlan both having absurd days. :smith:

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I have 5 pitchers and 2 hitters with negative points this week. It's like they made a concerted effort to kill me.

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Tavarin posted:

Ah finish in a tie for the best record in the league and losing in the first round thanks to AJ Ellis and Chris Coghlan both having absurd days. :smith:
I like your strategy of using seven starting pitchers in one day in a desperate comeback attempt. It will be interesting to see how that goes!

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box

Vogon Poet posted:

I like your strategy of using seven starting pitchers in one day in a desperate comeback attempt. It will be interesting to see how that goes!

Yeah, I wasn't going to do that if it was close, but since I'm behind 1715 points I might as well take a chance.

deadEd
Feb 20, 2001

Tavarin posted:

Ah finish in a tie for the best record in the league and losing in the first round thanks to AJ Ellis and Chris Coghlan both having absurd days. :smith:

Luckily for you Mark Trumbo and Jay Bruce just decided to outdo you :suicide:

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Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Tavarin posted:

Ah finish in a tie for the best record in the league and losing in the first round thanks to AJ Ellis and Chris Coghlan both having absurd days. :smith:

And looks like you're getting saved by Mark Trumbo and Jay Bruce having absurd days. Talk about a dramatic finish. :stare:

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