beanieson posted:

Vlad the impaler

Booblord Zagats posted:

Eh, we might let Mexico fall if it were to someone we could negotiate it with

Lazy Reservist posted:

For gently caress's sake...

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Active-Shooter-Reported-at-Fort-Hood-253636461.html

genderstomper58 posted:

Well the smart well adjusted people don't generally join the military

Trabisnikof posted:

There is 0% chance of any sort of "gun restriction" occurring. People are already arguing for arming everyone on base at all times.

crappy news network posted:

Washington (CNN) -- The U.S. Army's new ban on many types of ethnic hairstyles has African-American women who wear their coifs in dreadlocks, braids and cornrows in a twist.
The Army's regulations stipulate such guidance as hair "must be of uniform dimension, small in diameter (approximately ¼ inch), show no more than 1/8 (inch) of the scalp between the braids."
Dreadlocks "against the scalp or free-hanging" are banned. "Unkempt" or "matted" braids and cornrows are also considered dreadlocks and "are not authorized," according to the regulations that were updated this month.
It's that type of language, words like "unkempt" and "matted," that read to some African Americans, as code for racial bias.

gleep gloop posted:

North Korea leads the world in sick rear end excecution styles burns

scroogle nmaps posted:

Nothing wrong with valuing security over liberty. Ben Franklin was wrong!

In other news, gently caress you tank dad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJzL03IHGJ4

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Apparently this is happening:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/04/17/jews-ordered-to-register-in-east-ukraine/7816951/

Bolow posted:

I've only known one dude to gently caress one of them and the conversation went something like this


Me: "You hosed that chick without a condom? Dude you caught some poo poo"

Idiot: "Nah bro she's clean man"

48hrs later Idiot is hunched over the desk moaning because his dick is on fire

maffew buildings posted:

tank u all 4 ur service(ing of men, Mr. Nice!) and making this thread so i actually can stay up on news without throwing a coffee mug at the tee vee

that out of the way as a civilian american i hope that someone kicks bradley in the dick repeatedly before they cut it off so he can be the pretty pretty princess of cell block d or whatever

Dead Reckoning posted:

Good thing we're de-funding NASA and their near earth object tracking program.

Reverand maynard posted:

if we land ozma on it, the center of mass will shift and change its trajectory

Booblord Zagats posted:

Putin plays very much by the old playbook and he's not the least bit afraid of NATO, he postures in every aspect of his life, from shirtless hunting trips, to smug interactions with reporters to bringing his loving dogs to play with Merkel. Guy can't go 8 seconds without whipping out his cock and slapping someone with it then whispering "America could have stopped that but they didn't".

Zeroisanumber posted:

They'll pin a medal on him and give him his back pay and then muster him out. If he's smart he'll move to some small place in the middle of nowhere and refuse all interview requests.

Genocide Tendency posted:

Does calling the French names count as racism?

Or does it still qualify as current events since the entire country of France and half of Canadia are always being a bunch of douchebag fucksticks?


Edit:

Also. 25 years ago today this happened:



Which led to this:



And China's government trying to tell its self none of it ever happened.

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

They're making nice progress towards their next formable


https://twitter.com/Dawla_NewsMedia/statuses/472750040424153089

Barracuda Bang! posted:

Heads: use 'em or lose 'em

orange juche posted:

You need to crosspost that to DnD, and watch them loving implode.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

saw a video sometime last year where the russkies found some giant self propelled gun from ww2 chilling in a bog somewhere. they pulled it out, hosed it off and did some onsite maintenance then drove it under its own power to storage

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

MrYenko posted:

A horse is a serious loving status symbol in a country where most of the citizens are chronically malnourished.

Mr. Nice! posted:

The russians just pumped CHT directly into the water in Vladivostok when we pulled in there. We paid to have a CHT barge pull alongside us. We pumped our poo poo to them and they dumped it directly into the water.

We were med moored and had a line across to the next ship and one over to a buoy. Pulling those lines in was loving disgusting.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Reading reports now that militia have blocked off the crash site and kicked out inspectors. The bodies are still out there where they fell, too.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Lol. Do people out east really buy this poo poo? Are they all drinking water piped in through leat pipes like the old Romans?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

fire the nukes fire the nukes FOR THE LOVE OF loving GOD JUST FIRE THE NUKES ALREADY

Barnsy posted:

Looks like Putin got caught with a smoking gun http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28396862

If they've got images of a SAM minus one missile crossing back into the Russian border, that's not going to look good.

Fister Roboto posted:

Actually all her flesh was probably seared off so I doubt she's rotting.

~*silver linings*~

Mike-o posted:

Godholio posted:

What is that from?

Best Friends posted:

We prevented the South from becoming a giant version of the Dominican Republic by force of arms, but despite that they have spent the entire modern era striving as best they can to attain, and maintain, a 3rd world socioeconomic structure.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Except they wouldn't, they'd need to contact local authorities or Border Patrol to actually detain someone. TXNG could only be working in a non-law enforcement capacity observing the border for signs of illegal entry, for whatever its worth.

But yes I agree its something that needs to be curtailed, we can't continue to allow our border to be a revolving door where people can just enter at will. The solution part to that, however, is tricky. You could continue to ramp up spending on Border Patrol Agents, air/water assets, and detention facilities but there's always going to be people seeking entry into the United States as long as we're a functioning nation that's safer than where they're coming from.