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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Yup. You are doomed to live out the rest of your life lamenting the fact that you couldn't join one of the most retarded militaries on the planet. It's a great loss. I guess I would have to stick to trying out for one of the special forces branches and hope that I don't get killed while assaulting an insurgent compound.
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genderstomper58 posted:everyone gettin married and having vapid crotchspawn it sux my facebook page is like j crew catalog now cuz erryone married. but i got my stacks le sigh
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Helldump Immunity. posted:my facebook page is like j crew catalog now cuz erryone married. lets go make some strippers happy so they can afford pills  (dudes at job site said u can pay them in pills lmao)
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I tainted my glorious Norse bloodline with Jew. It's cool I guess because it's like having my own accountant for the small amount of student loan debt I had to take out so my Mischling spawn wouldn't starve. Not having to work for two years was pretty sweet and I still have like half my GI Bill left. I don't know where this is going but if somebody would please smuggle some porkchops into my fridge I'll suck your dick.
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genderstomper58 posted:lets go make some strippers happy so they can afford pills yes lets do this just insert in slot
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Helldump Immunity. posted:my facebook page is like j crew catalog now cuz erryone married. j crew owns
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Devian666 posted:It's a great loss. I guess I would have to stick to trying out for one of the special forces branches and hope that I don't get killed while assaulting an insurgent compound. just show up at the french foreign legion barracks in paris they will give your old rear end a chance
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Devian666 posted:It's a great loss. I guess I would have to stick to trying out for one of the special forces branches and hope that I don't get killed while assaulting an insurgent compound. go navy and be like 'i wanna be a seal!' then fall out of buds and become one of those flight line dudes that gets their legs cut off by the cable on an aircraft carrier 100% disability fo life, you'll be livin it up with your carbon fiber paddlefeet
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genderstomper58 posted:lets go make some strippers happy so they can afford pills lets do this. soon...
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Slim Pickens posted:go navy and be like 'i wanna be a seal!' then fall out of buds and become one of those flight line dudes that gets their legs cut off by the cable on an aircraft carrier We don't have special forces in our navy, we don't even have aircraft carriers so my dreams of becoming an awesome runner are destroyed (my knees hurt after last night's training so I need those paddlefeet badly). Last person who told me he had joined the Navy I didn't believe him. When you spend 8 years training in wing tsun, spend your spare time going for a jog over a mountain with a backpack full of rocks and you are in the Army to suddenly joining the Navy. Not the best cover story but at least he didn't have a student loan.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Nah, even during the build up we really only waivered for ASVAB and fatness, The Army seemed to wave for EVERYTHING though I had a guy in engineer school who used to be motor t that got out after 8 years in 1988. The same year my company guns enlisted. The same year I was born. The dude was literally old enough to be my grandpa.
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USMC503 posted:I had a guy in engineer school who used to be motor t that got out after 8 years in 1988. The same year my company guns enlisted. The same year I was born. The dude was literally old enough to be my grandpa. Makes sense, I remember hearing some prior service did get some passes
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Mar 29, 2014 17:26
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My uncle had his kids take out student loans to cover his business expenses on a store that ultimately failed. lol
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Thanks to the military not only do I not have student loans for my undergrad, I have my full GI bill going into medical school and I'm going to make six figures coming out on the other end of that. Suck it, liberal arts majors. PS Yellow ribbon programs own.
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Casimir Radon posted:My uncle had his kids take out student loans to cover his business expenses on a store that ultimately failed. lol Lmao loving owned TheQuietWilds posted:Thanks to the military not only do I not have student loans for my undergrad, I have my full GI bill going into medical school and I'm going to make six figures coming out on the other end of that. Suck it, liberal arts majors. PS Yellow ribbon programs own. Yeah people with dumb majors can also be laughed at here.
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i'm gonna be taking 5k a year in loans starting fall cause gi bill + yellow ribbon doesn't cover everything 
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:i'm gonna be taking 5k a year in loans starting fall cause gi bill + yellow ribbon doesn't cover everything enjoy your crippling debt
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:i'm gonna be taking 5k a year in loans starting fall cause gi bill + yellow ribbon doesn't cover everything That's def money you'll never make back with your school.
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:i'm gonna be taking 5k a year in loans starting fall cause gi bill + yellow ribbon doesn't cover everything don't do it man use the money and flip used cars that's where the money is at
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:i'm gonna be taking 5k a year in loans starting fall cause gi bill + yellow ribbon doesn't cover everything Need to find youself a white sugar momma
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Yup. You are doomed to live out the rest of your life lamenting the fact that you couldn't join one of the most retarded militaries on the planet. EDIT: I have no loans because I worked and saved enough money to pay for college before going. Fister Ardennes fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Mar 29, 2014 |
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Mar 29, 2014 19:31
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If you aren't going to college funded by blood money, mothers tears, and orphaned children with hosed up legs, you're gay.
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E.Nigma posted:It's comforting to know that I'm permanently disqualified from any kind of military service due to a rare eye condition. When Putin starts WW3 I won't be considered for the draft and will have a head start on escaping the radioactive fall out. I'm blind on one side and have to be about five inches from something for my eyes to even track it. Me shooting with iron sights straddles the line between "hilarious" and "danger to the firing line". Trying to read analog meters is like looking at a bright light through a picket fence. The Navy put me in front a nuclear reactor control panel. If you can sham your way through a red/green colorblindness test you're in like Flynn, and that's if the MEPS eye-checker is even paying attention that day Basically start doing jumping jacks now so your knees don't shatter when they push you out of a plane in the first wave to retake Lviv
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gleep gloop posted:Lmao loving owned
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gleep gloop posted:If you aren't going to college funded by blood money, mothers tears, and orphaned children with hosed up legs, you're gay.
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I've paid about half of my loans back already and I've only been out of school since August lol  Screw working during college that's your 4 year vacation
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Man I just had three months paid vacation and it got kind of lame after a while. Should just blow the 401k cash now while my body works and eat a bullet at retirement.
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Mar 29, 2014 21:37
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gleep gloop posted:If you aren't going to college funded by blood money, mothers tears, and orphaned children with hosed up legs, you're gay. What about n4i?? He has all of that stuff but is also gay
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Whip Slagcheek posted:What about n4i?? He has all of that stuff but is also gay That just makes him slightly less privileged.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:What about n4i?? He has all of that stuff but is also gay Yes but he could've been doubleplusgay
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gleep gloop posted:If you aren't going to college funded by blood money, mothers tears, and orphaned children with hosed up legs, you're gay.
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Also laugh at people with diabetes (OZMA)
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gleep gloop posted:If you aren't going to college funded by blood money, mothers tears, and orphaned children with hosed up legs, you're gay. If you had to take out a student loan it basically means you failed at life Not smart enough to get a scholarship Not athletic enough to get on a NCAA team Not hot enough to get yourself a sugar daddy/momma to pay for you Not dumb enough to enlist People who bitch about their lives because of their student loans basically deserve all the heartbreak and misery they get.
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:If you had to take out a student loan it basically means you failed at life They did a study in my area when I was going through college. There was something like half a mil in un-awarded scholarships PER SEMESTER because no one applied to them. Most of it was in nursing, but basically if anyone had applied they would have walked off with a bucket full of cash for college. I wish I had saved that link. There was an explanation about it. I know this. I made something like $40k a year going through college through scholarships and the GI Bill. Most of those scholarships were awarded to me because I was one of a few people who bothered to fill out the application. And somehow it was all tax free. Lol at loan slaves.
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So college wants to give me a grant, got yellow ribbon, but six figures of student loans from my wife. But she'll be making an absurd amount of money when she graduates. Confused whether I should be laughing at the poors, being laughed at, or perhaps laughing at myself, goons please help
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Jarmak posted:So college wants to give me a grant, got yellow ribbon, but six figures of student loans from my wife. kill urself
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:kill urself
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:kill urself Can't, on CQ and my runner isn't here to cover
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