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I love getting calls from buddies who are still active duty. It's like getting a phone call from myself in some alternate universe where I'm still a retard at 32
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Aug 1, 2014 17:53
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I'll call you back doggie gotta get back to this nap
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Aug 1, 2014 17:58
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Helldump Immunity. posted:The jealousy in their voices is so sweet  "I might be getting an article 15 because I throat punched a PFC who swept me with his rifle twice at the range" "Thats sucks dude, I'm thinking about buying an old Ferrari 308 GTB from an estate sale next weekend because my IRA is up almost 40% this year and I figure I should spend some of it while I'm young enough to enjoy it, ya know?"
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Aug 1, 2014 17:59
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Dear God it's loving hilarious getting saluted at gate in a full beard, taking advantage of tax free booze, and using base facilities. It's like im in a fwb relationship with the air force and they want nothing in return until im called up to fight the commie hordes dat IRR card.
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Helldump Immunity. posted:Dear God it's loving hilarious getting saluted at gate in a full beard, taking advantage of tax free booze, and using base facilities. It's like im in a fwb relationship with the air force and they want nothing in return until im called up to fight the commie hordes
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Aug 2, 2014 02:44
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Booze on base is always a rip off IMO Except beer I guess
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Aug 2, 2014 02:57
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Best prices around here, by a couple bucks a bottle for the stuff I buy.
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Aug 2, 2014 02:59
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Godholio posted:Best prices around here, by a couple bucks a bottle for the stuff I buy. $2 off monarch hooyah
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Christoff posted:Booze on base is always a rip off IMO It's the whole 21st Century Sailor Initiative bullshit the brought up prices on booze and tobacco to the average price in town. It used to be a lot cheaper than anywhere outside the base.
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http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/article/20140731/NEWS/307310071/Marines-developing-gender-neutral-MOS-tests-as-11-new-jobs-open-to-women Why the hell does poo poo like 'field artillery meteorologist' have stringent entry physical fitness standards in the first place
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Aug 3, 2014 05:41
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What the gently caress does Gender Neutral test mean. I don't remember having to do anything involving my dick in boot camp besides washing it or taking a piss in a stainless steel trough
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Aug 3, 2014 05:46
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Snowdens Secret posted:http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/article/20140731/NEWS/307310071/Marines-developing-gender-neutral-MOS-tests-as-11-new-jobs-open-to-women A neighboring AO in Afghanistan belonged entirely to artillery. I'm sure gun crews weren't the only ones doing patrols. Not that pull ups have anything to do with REAL GRUNT STUFF anyways.
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Aug 3, 2014 05:49
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Snowdens Secret posted:http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/article/20140731/NEWS/307310071/Marines-developing-gender-neutral-MOS-tests-as-11-new-jobs-open-to-women Because unlike in the Navy people can't cry to their Chief about getting told to do something outside of their job description
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Snowdens Secret posted:http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/article/20140731/NEWS/307310071/Marines-developing-gender-neutral-MOS-tests-as-11-new-jobs-open-to-women Field artillery is a combat mos. artillery conducts their own movement, does their own position scouting, and is charged with defending their own positions. Additionally artillery is frequently reassigned to do infantry or mp operations. I thought met stopped being an mos though. Best Friends fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Aug 3, 2014 |
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Best Friends posted:Additionally artillery is frequently reassigned to do infantry or mp operations. Also known to patrol shitfaced after finding the beer factory.
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Steezo posted:Also known to patrol shitfaced after finding the beer factory. The beer factory is OIF 1.0 lore.
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:The beer factory is OIF 1.0 lore. I can confirm raiding liquor stores in Baghdad was a very real thing.
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Hekk posted:I can confirm raiding liquor stores in Baghdad was a very real thing. I believe it. I heard all the stories about the invasion when I checked into my unit.
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My rifle is my penis and the rounds I send down range are my sperm
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Aug 30, 2014 12:52
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come back honeyboy bradley it's boring as hell without you posting here.
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Aug 30, 2014 15:19
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Gunny is pissed and wants everyone back at the barracks text your guys
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Aug 30, 2014 15:33
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gently caress who got a DUI I'm 2 hours away damnit
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Aug 30, 2014 15:43
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half the people in my squad didn't pay their cellphone bills 
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the dad farm posted:Gunny is pissed and wants everyone back at the barracks text your guys I got angry reading this.
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what happened to busket posket
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She just moved to Louisiana from Milwaukee so she's been p busy. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3665504
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:what happened to busket posket Sup.
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I just wanted to know if you're alive
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I just wanted to know if you're alive So far so good. Got a bit burnt out, and getting back to a point where people can message/call/text if they need anything. Carry on with the dick jokes and butt gifs.
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:The beer factory is OIF 1.0 lore. Wanna know the lovely thing? Batallion had us procure a shitload after we found it for a party that never happened. Pallets of bottles just sat rotting in the sun as we left that pos. Saddest part of the war right there.
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Steezo posted:Wanna know the lovely thing? Batallion had us procure a shitload after we found it for a party that never happened. Pallets of bottles just sat rotting in the sun as we left that pos. Saddest part of the war right there. My platoon commander arranged for a keg of beer to be shipped out to us in the field when we found out we were going to Afghanistan. Admin fags that came along ratted us out to the battalion CO and we had to dump it. Saddest day of my life.
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USMC503 posted:My platoon commander arranged for a keg of beer to be shipped out to us in the field when we found out we were going to Afghanistan. Admin fags that came along ratted us out to the battalion CO and we had to dump it. "In a most unusual verdict, the friendly fire was ruled as justified self-protection."
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USMC503 posted:My platoon commander arranged for a keg of beer to be shipped out to us in the field when we found out we were going to Afghanistan. Admin fags that came along ratted us out to the battalion CO and we had to dump it. War is hell
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Dead Reckoning posted:"In a most unusual verdict, the friendly fire was ruled as justified self-protection." The guy who ratted out our porn stash fell off a truck during a mission and broke his leg in two places.
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We had a "morale drive" on the network that was hundreds of gigs of music and movies people uploaded/downloaded via personal hard drives. It was loving awesome. Naturally a tanker pilot blew the whistle and it went away.
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gently caress pilots gently caress the air force
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