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 Grindr is a location-based MMORPG adventure where you take on the persona of a homosexual and go on quests to hook up anonymously, in hopes of making friends, gaining experience, and finding loot like antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea!  The gameboard First, we need to choose our class: 1) Twink: Skinny, effete, young, and agile, the twink class is one of the more popular character options in the world of grindr. What they lack in intellect, they make up for in sheer fabulousness and are often found convincing Sad Old Queens to buy them things.  Strength: 2 Constitution: 3 Intellect: 1 Charisma: 6 Dexterity: 7 Perception: 4 Luck: 8 Skills/traits: - Ability to walk in high heeled shoes - Incapable of butching up - Upgradable to “Drag Queen” - Upgradable to “Sad Old Queen” 2) Bi Masc Jock: The bi masc jock is not into fats, or fems, or Asians, or if you asked his closest friends and relatives, he isn’t into men at all. This homosexual is seldom seen in the wild, and even in the world of grindr it is rare to see anything but their shirtless torso. He is known to love Madden and watching sports. He doesn’t actually play sports, but he identifies with a highschool clique even though he’s pushing 40.  Strength: 8 Constitution: 6 Intellect: 4 Charisma: 4 Dexterity: 2 Perception: 1 Luck: 5 Skills/traits: - Ability to be discreet - Ability to be discrete - Incapable of squatting more than 2 plates - Upgradable to “Newly Out” - Upgradable to “Sad Old Queen” 3) Bear: Bears work best in groups and are easily identifiable by their flannel shirts and the trademark “woof” sound they make at eachother. These men are usually fat and kinda muscular and very hairy. They identify all other homosexual men by animals that their appearance doesn’t resemble and talk about the importance of masculinity in the bear subculture in between rounds of appletinis while taking in a drag show.  Strength:4 Constitution: 6 Intellect: 5 Charisma: 4 Dexterity: 2 Perception: 4 Luck: 7 Skills/traits: - Ability to resist cold - Incapable of touching their toes - Upgradable to “Muscle Bear” - Upgradable to “Sad Old Queen” 4) Goon: Goons are doughy, prefer dark places underground, and usually prefer to make connections through r/gaymers, but sometimes they are willing to put themselves out there. What they lack in social graces, they make up for in knowledge of Adventure Time references. Together, goons work hard to destroy the problematic stereotype that all homosexual men are in shape, well dressed, and clean.  Strength: 3 Constitution: 5 Intellect: 7 Charisma: 1 Dexterity: 3 Perception: 6 Luck: 3 Skills/traits: - Ability to adapt to deviant sexualities of others - Incapable of decision making and exercising good logic and exercising - Upgradable to “Geek” - Upgradable to “Sad Old Queen” 5) Daddy: Daddies have seen it all and as such feel obligated to be given sex by anybody they desire. Being cruised by a daddy is like reading tweets by Chuck Grassley and usually require deciphering to be fully understood. Daddies are not recommended to new players due to a working understanding of the hanky code, irrelevant female pop stars, and open relationships being a necessity to successfully play this class.  Strength: 4 Constitution: 4 Intellect: 8 Charisma: 6 Dexterity: 5 Perception: 9 Luck: 5 Skills/traits: - Ability to form a polyamorous family with other classes in party - Incapable of taking no for an answer - Upgradable to “Leather Daddy” - Time limit before automatically upgraded to “Sad Old Queen” I chose to play with goon. Here's the game board:   Who should we challenge to battle?
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Share your love of anime with @_@(tm).
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Apr 22, 2014 22:14
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Holy poo poo you're in calgary
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Apr 22, 2014 22:15
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 A RANDOM ENCOUNTER    How should we respond?
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Apr 22, 2014 22:16
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What does aneurotypical mean
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Apr 22, 2014 22:16
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:What does aneurotypical mean Ableism Trigger Warning: crazy
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Apr 22, 2014 22:17
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I think you should have sex with the "bear"
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Apr 22, 2014 22:17
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I am gonna roll a hairless cubby bear
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Apr 22, 2014 22:17
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:What does aneurotypical mean Acrazyperson.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:18
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At least Sera is aiming for a guy in his tier. 
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Apr 22, 2014 22:19
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why does no-one want asians anyway respond with "u pos??"
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Apr 22, 2014 22:19
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edit: ^^^ try to get HIV Apparently Sera is latin for liquids, usually blood. Ask him to Sire you.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:19
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How does one min/max?
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Apr 22, 2014 22:20
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Send a message to Wales. Write: "Are you from Wales? I visited there once and went to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch." It's classy as gently caress.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:20
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Tipps posted:Send a message to Wales. Write: Probably the only gay in the village e: user Wales, is, that is.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:22
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Tipps posted:Share your love of anime with @_@(tm). Me: Love anime Him: Oh thanks! Cool Him: But you don't like asians hehe Then he sent me a picture of himself not wearing a shirt 
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Apr 22, 2014 22:22
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Tim Burtons Rug posted:
Tell him your gay
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Apr 22, 2014 22:22
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Tim Burtons Rug posted:How should we respond? This is a code which should skip a lot of the boring conversation trees in this part of the game: HI RU DTF?
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Apr 22, 2014 22:23
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Tim Burtons Rug posted:Me: Love anime He is out of Cool Cute Goon's league. Just saying. You're gonna wipe son.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:23
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try to suck him off
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Apr 22, 2014 22:24
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Asians are not popular on Grindr apparently.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:25
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Tim Burtons Rug posted:Me: Love anime The silver-dragon-framed Double Discrete rare mob: no display pic, and no face pic. Hmm. Tread lightly.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:25
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Ask him to send a picture of that towel. The condensation is blocking it.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:25
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Send a shirtless pic back. Ask him what anime he likes. Tell him he looks like [insert cute twink anime character].
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Apr 22, 2014 22:29
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Grindr posted:Beers for Queers ~Every body wants to rule the world~
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Apr 22, 2014 22:29
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 Wales seems cool but blocked me after I told him about visiting Wales  
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Apr 22, 2014 22:30
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OP got eaten by a bear.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:30
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don't play with people's hearts. they break so easily. 
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Apr 22, 2014 22:30
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Act surprised and ask him what his fav demi Moore movie is
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Apr 22, 2014 22:32
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@_@(tm) you're playing right into all those "no asians" people's hands by being a walking stereotype.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:33
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THE RED MENACE posted:Act surprised and ask him what his fav demi Moore movie is He likes Indecent Proposal the most 
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Apr 22, 2014 22:36
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Ask Sera what he thinks of anime. Tell @_@(tm) that you're vers, but you like to top little guys. lol at wales. Putting Royals lines in your profile is so special and unique.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:37
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THE RED MENACE posted:Act surprised and ask him what his fav demi Moore movie is
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Apr 22, 2014 22:38
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Apr 22, 2014 22:39
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Hung like a towel.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:40
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Goon needs to farm up his wang
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Apr 22, 2014 22:40
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20ozMonkey posted:Hung like a black towel.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:41
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Apr 22, 2014 22:41
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tell him you're packin 5.5 inches cut with very big balls
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Apr 22, 2014 22:41
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Tell him that your best friends are asian and you don't appreciate this asian-hate.
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