Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n shit

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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Say Nothing posted:

I see someone's a fan of the Toxic Avenger.

# ¿ May 8, 2014 14:04

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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

His choice of condiment may make a difference. I have it on very good authority that mustard actually contains 100% real mouse turds. My father would never lie to me about these things.

# ¿ May 16, 2014 13:49

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

And now we turn to the Book of Pslams. "And lo, the Quad City DJs did come to the basketball court in the formless aether, and there was chart success. And years later, they came also to the internet, and nostalgia was a cruel taskmaster. And then Audacity spoke, and the remixes were without number."

Amen.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 02:14

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Sons of Saban? drat, I thought Jason David Frank had some lousy tattoos, but I didn't know he had one quite that bad.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 12:43

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Ambystoma posted:

Oh, that makes more sense - at first glance I thought it was an offshore oil rig

If only; there's a decent chance that dude's name is Derek.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 13:46

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Toriori posted:

He said "skin heads for life" on a picture of himself and another bald friend

Perhaps your friend and this other fellow keep their hair cropped and their style workman-like. You know, proper skinheads. Does your friend have an affinity for oi bands? Does he wear suspenders a lot?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 14:05

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Istari posted:

I actually think that's kind of clever.

I love the Wild logo. It's a really nice piece of graphic design. I don't give a poo poo about the team, but the logo is really nice.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 03:47

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Looks like they broke the poo poo out of Christ's legs when they strung him up, though.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 21:34

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooong loooooooooooong torso

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 12:26

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

That cube is unsolvable, anyway. Two of the sides, the middle square is white :spergin:

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 16:32

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

13Pandora13 posted:

This guy really loves dicks.

Well, he is 100% oval office

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 19:19

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I like how he's got the names of cool places on his body, like New York, Amsterdam, Kobe, and then loving Saskatchewan.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 15:09

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Mixing three different typefaces is a horrible mistake.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 14:07

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I don't think that's a real backpiece, honestly. The large Brenda across the shoulders made up of little Brendas, sure, but not the insane font boogaloo of the bottom. It looks photoshopped, or maybe I'm just desperately hoping nobody would willingly put Papyrus on their body.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 17:58

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Tracula posted:

To be fair isn't this one actually pretty accurate?

Yeah, that's a really good Gringo Heisenberg. If you think the subject matter sucks, that's one thing, but it looks well done and accurate to the purposely lovely drawing from the show.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 02:11

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Yeah, maybe, but you can say the same about literally any tattoo in the world. My cousin has a colossal human heart across her cleavage; she thought it was cool at the time, but what if she regrets it in ten years? :ohdear:

What would you even get from Lost, anyway? A portrait of your favourite ~~sociopath~~ character?

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 02:32

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

apsouthern posted:

Quaaaaid... you must... activate... the reactor...

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 18:47

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Okay, so this "man-hating lesbian" also thinks cis-scum should die. So by this, should we assume this person is also trans? Like, was a man into women, became a woman still into women, thinks... everyone should be a transwoman, even ciswomen?

It just feels like this person has a lot of rage for some reason. At least white supremacists are consistant. They hate everyone.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 17:11

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Hey, I was right, that person is a rage-filled transwoman lashing out at absolutely every single system in the world which might possibly have let them down in some way. Cisgenderism, heterosexuality, capitalism, mainstream religion, and I'm sure the list goes on and on beyond what a cursory glance shows.

Is this person a vegan as well? Wouldn't be surprised if so.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2014 16:44

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Marilyn Monroe is... The Toxic Avenger

# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 15:34

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Goosed it. posted:

Although the tattoo might be cheesy we don't want the execution to be. Do any of you have links to fonts that might last for better or for worse?

Papyrus is a timeless classic, but ultimately worthless due to its legibility. You want your script tattoos to be so confusingly designed that five different people will generate ten different ideas of what it could possibly say.

Grind Mafia is somewhat hard to read, and you could probably get your artist to throw in some additional lines to really ruggedize it and make it weathered, you know? I hope this post has been helpful, Goosed.it, and that you and your significant other don't ever have any cause to regret having each other's names tattooed into your respective flesh.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 22:09

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

The Chaos star really, really predates 40k.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 13:33

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

At least get those numbers tattooed directly on top of the appropriate vertebrae, come on.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 19:19

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Dielectric posted:

I'd pay to see what he/she can do with an extra 9 vertebrae.

Get that poo poo tattooed between the asscheeks, because we're onto the tailbone with this.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2015 22:11

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Lady and the Tramp Stamp :laffo:

That is seriously the best thing I've seen all day.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 04:57

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Now the Cowboys have to win. They can't let that young man down!

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 04:31

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

What, did he roll into the tattoo shop, say "make me look like Satan" and the guy thought he meant Mr. Satan?

# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 15:08

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Aw, commemorating her first DP :3:

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 14:48

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Not too vigorous, you don't want to blow your load all over the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 00:08

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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

AlbieQuirky posted:

She is bad, but the tattoo seems okay (it's a quote from A Midsummer Night's Dream).

It's also incredibly cliche now, like the Marilyn Monroe quote unpleasant women use to justify their lovely attitudes, only this one specifically is for short girls.

Basically, it's a red flag of someone who's willfully incapable of getting along outside their hugbox, and maybe not even then.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 17:30

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