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Welcome to the next installment of Tasteless Tattoos! Try to post new content and not repeat "Old Classics" Rules of PYF Apply: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3618247 The old thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3538420 - DON'T LEECH IMAGES!! -Make sure to link  images-A tattoo might be well done, but it can be awfully tasteless, yes post it here. -Can I post my own tattoos, also known as terrible mistakes of my youth? Yes, as long as they are truly awful. There used to be a big album of ugly nasty infected grossness but I can't find it in the old thread and I don't have archives. So if someone could post it I'll add it to this post. EDIT: ToastFaceKillah posted:Are you talking about my super happy funtime tattoo album? For now, I'll continue where we left off in the last thread with this Radio Contest where the "winner" gets a free removal.  "Mutated butterfly/snake/dolphin. Had it done may 2011. My husband & i were having issues back then and a "friend" drew it (we would come up with these random mixes of animals and he'd draw them all mutated together). Out of anger towards my husband for not wanting to participate in lemonade day with our then 4 yr old, i left and went to get one of the drawings tatted on with no thought. The next day at lemonade day, my mom pointed out it looked like a penis fish. I don't talk to this "friend" anymore and my husband & i have never been better now and its just a horrible reminder of many mistakes done at that time. ~Sylvia"  "Prom night 1988, I got a "Down Boys" tattoo that I designed myself one afternoon during science class in school. Little did I know...The next year, I floated down the river with some bands, etc...There was a tattoo place during one of the float stops. I got mine re-lined & re-colored, etc...great weekend, it was the height of Warrant's time. Cut to, around 1995...and several rocker modeling jobs later (and whenever the opening of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas was) I moved to Vegas and went to the opening of that casino and stayed there for the opening week. I ended up getting my Warrant "Down Boys" tattoo covered up with an all black curly pointy tribal thing on the back of my shoulder. Finally got a job, but had to cover it up with bandages and excuses, etc...rotator cuff surgery, the excuses ran out, so I started on laser. After thousands of $$'s later, (it was still experimental at the time) it was barely making headway and I got wind of a "doctor" who I could speak to who could CUT OUT MY TATTOO and sew it back together like it wasn't even there. I did it, crying the whole time, he gave me a sob story about how he was adopted...and he was very old! I went back to the person who suggested this janky guy and THAT person said that he would do permanant makeup for FREE on my scar and cover up the leftover stuff too, becasue he felt bad. WELP! THAT did not work, it was discolored! ~Robin" http://i.imgur.com/xYWa94k.jpgIt represents what a stupid idea it is to get a joke tattooed on yourself when you are drunk! "Fire Crotch" I had it done when I was 19. ~Bridget Now post your own! They don't have to have stories with them, but I love that these contestants included them. Buggiezor has a new favorite as of 17:59 on May 13, 2014 |
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ToastFaceKillah posted:Are you talking about my super happy funtime tattoo album? Yes, that's it. Ew.
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May 13, 2014 17:58
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Boris Galerkin posted:
I know it says Marjorie, but at first glance I swear I thought it said Mayonnaise. I guess I'm hungry. For content, some horrible scarification grossness.  I didn't want to search through GIS scarification to find the image without text.
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Jun 29, 2014 16:43
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I guess they mean the "artist" tattooed them with no pre-drawn sketch in pen or a stencil of any kind. Which just seems dumb and unnecessarily risky. Unless you're at a famous tattoo place getting original art from a renowned tattoo artist and even they do a rough sketch on the body first. Even if I knew my artist as a friend and talented professional, I'd still ask them to draw it on first. Just to make sure it's right. It IS permanent after all.
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Jun 29, 2014 17:34
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It just reminds me of those fruit roll up tongue tattoo things.  
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Sep 29, 2014 02:42
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I have come bearing new entries for the thread! I have found another Tattoo Redo contest where the Here are just a few entries. I'll leave the rest for others to experience and post. Little descriptions posted with them are from the contestants. Typos are theirs.  Heres why u never get a free tattoo on your back. Not my brightest moment. I really want to fix it or modify it but not necessarily cover it up. I realize this is not an easy task, it would mean alot!  got this when i was 16 not a very good life choice. I cant even wear shorts its such an embarrassing tat. My daughter justseen it for first time the other day and ask wht it was I felt ashamed please  Regret this every day. Can't even wear shorts to six flags. Always have to think about whether or not it's covered up in public. Just bad!  I really dont know why I got this on my arm but its terrible. Was smashed drunk and at the time it was still a bad idea. Idk what it says but I know it was supposed to be my last name in hebrew....
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Here are some more from the contest for the new page.  Its was done old school style. Too small and a lot of detail that you cant see anymore, and its all faded and just a big blob, and the placement is not correct. Its by far my worst tatt I have.  I got this tattoo almost four years ago by my soon to be exhusbands uncle who could "tattoo so well". It was supposed to be a four leaf clover a three leaf clover and say "Knight. Not so much...  cross for my grandfather This tattoo means ALOT to me. My grandfather did alot for us. He was a wonderful man. I was so excited to get it and it looks like crap:( I would love to get this cross re done.  Jacked up Hello kitty Guy was high on pulls apparently this looks nothing like a nurse hello kitty please fix
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Mar 17, 2015 14:34
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I was going to make a snarky comment about how nobody gets tattoos (Or custom t-shirts) backwards so they can read them when they look in the mirror at themselves. Then I thought wait, I bet someone somewhere has. Supposedly it says "Everything happens for a reason" In Italian.   
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Apr 19, 2015 15:03
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Whenever Kerning comes up I always think of this little game that helps you see just how good at it you are. http://type.method.ac/ I only got an 86. Buggiezor has a new favorite as of 13:23 on May 2, 2015 |
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May 2, 2015 13:16
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Thursday Next posted:This tattoo won TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS in a tattoo contest. Nose Goes!
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May 9, 2015 03:45
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Whenever I hear "Nothing on you" I think of this song, and then I think of this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF6ct9ZEq5s
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