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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
It pleases me greatly that Sylvia's marriage-saving, "friend"ship-ruining penis fish tattoo is now in the OP.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Also, the initials she mentions are tiny and obscure (even after reading that they were there, I had to look for them). She could easily have had just the initials removed or covered up.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I first read it as 'Only God Can Guide Me' and thought the 'tastelessness' was the over-used testament and the awful font.
I would love to see this guy's follow-up post.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

cyberia posted:

I saw this lady on the train today. All I could think is why get this tattoo? It just seems so pointless :geno:



I know someone with a similar tattoo, which leads down to an intricate spiral thing.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

What the hell am I looking at ? Is that a foot ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Sneaksie Taffer posted:

Back of the guy's hand, it looks like.

Oh, yes, his right hand with his knuckles at the bottom; I see it. Thanks.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

RazorBunny posted:

It frustrates me that most of my geek friends get so excited over geeky tattoos that they don't see the flaws in the work.



The anatomy there is painful.

To be fair, comic book anatomy is often worse.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Is that the John Deere logo ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

ninjahedgehog posted:

I think it's 'sinner.' I stared at some dumbass's terrible tattoo for way too long before I figured that one out.

I thought it was 'singer'.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Maybe this person is big in the reality tv business, and it's actually supposed to say "be live". Just in case they forget what their job entails.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Boris Galerkin posted:



Yes that is Marilyn Monroe wearing Kobe's jersey



Marilyn seems to have a serious 5 o'clock shadow going on. And a barcode on her arse.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Buggiezor posted:

For content, some horrible scarification grossness.


I didn't want to search through GIS scarification to find the image without text.

I know nothing about scarification, so I'm sorry if this is a stupid question. But is that the final product ? Will it look like that forever ? Or is it still in a healing phase ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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ReidRansom posted:

I'm almost positive I've seen a Popeye and either Ken or Ryu from Street Fighter done in the same way.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
The thing that never fails to dumbfound me about tattoos like this is that one of those women got this hideous loving squished doughnut cervix tattoo. Then the other woman looked at it, and said 'yes, that's wonderful; I'll have one just the same!'. What the actually gently caress was the second woman thinking ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I've also just noticed that the tattoo 'artist' in the second picture isn't wearing gloves :stonk:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

As an aside, you can't have tattoos in the military ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Zeroisanumber posted:

Tattoos looking meh on an old man body is more than made up for by the fact that he looked like Wolverine's cooler brother when he was young.

I was thinking that he looked like the main guy from True Blood.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Why does its tail (the testicles) have stink lines coming off it ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Psychobabble! posted:

Looks like pubes to me? :confused:

Then it's either a very, very tiny penis fish, or your pubes are as thick as spaghetti.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Carl Seitan posted:

Just posted to the Facebook by an acquaintance of mine.



The centre of the solar system is a blackberry ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Boat posted:

That's an atom. Stylized and poorly, shakily drawn, but an atom.

Planets tend to orbit on the same plane.

Do electrons have rings then ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Boris Galerkin posted:

How it drew it:


How it turned out:



It's a crappy idea, but I think the tattoo is better than the original drawing.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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confused posted:

I can't figure out what body part I'm looking at here. Thoughts?

Pretty sure it's the inside of the left calf.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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AlbieQuirky posted:

Free your judgment? What is that supposed to mean?

I think that person is encouraging us to be super judgemental of everything.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Krampus Grewcock posted:

Oh wow, it looks like they used the same animal stencils I used when I was in 1st grade.


Your first grade animal stencils had giant penises you could insert into other animal stencils ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I've only just realised that those are 3 stages of the same tattoo. I thought they were 3 different tattoos featuring a similar creature. And now I feel like a numpty.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Bored posted:

The numpty dance
is a dance
do the numpt.

I've never seen/heard this word before. Are you trying to throw a random word out there to see if it catches on?

edit: Well will you look at that? The daily mail Guardian says it's Scotland's favorite word.

When I was a kid (Australia, '90s) numpty was used in kids' shows to call someone an idiot without actually being offensive. I'm sure the fact that it sounds like Humpty Dumpty probably didn't hurt either.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Davros1 posted:

Seriously, was his first name "Brenk"?

Can you not read ? It's clearly Brank.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Is his face supposed to look like a cross between Neil Patrick Harris and Arnold Schwarzenegger, or is that just a happy accident ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
The eagle's feathers look like muscle fibres, like the eagle is made out of meat.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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JoelJoel posted:

P sure eagles are made out of meat.

As soon as I made the post, I thought, "I'd best edit that for clarification." Then thought, "no, they'll get it." One day, I'll learn to stop giving goons the benefit of the doubt.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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appropriatemetaphor posted:

i dunno dude you're the one obsessed with meat eagles

How am I obsessed ? I mentioned them once and I cleared my browser history

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Why is the entire thing written in capital letters except for the letter f ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Oh, that's a head ! I wasn't really paying attention, and thought it was a bicep.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
It's like this person has completely failed to understand the purpose of an infinity symbol.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Is it really misaligned, or is that just the way the guy's arm is twisted ?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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Haruharuharuko posted:


M I S S I S S I P P I


Someone needs to rewatch Matilda.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


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I appreciate that this guy has chosen to get a list of his friends' names tattooed on himself, rather than choosing some arbitrary symbol/letter/number combination and convincing the entire reluctant group to get matching tattoos.

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