Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n shit

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

C.M. Kruger posted:

Boris Karloff was a Pats fan?

# ¿ May 8, 2014 13:48

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 07:18

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Not all bread is vegan. They make their bread for the vegan/vegetarian crowd. Dudes not breaking his tattoo oath.

# ¿ May 16, 2014 13:22

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

kinmik posted:

And the most ineffective culinary tool, at that. What doesn't a lightsaber, at the very least, eventually cut through?

The lifetime of regret that a tattoo like that begets?

# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 05:19

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Ha! Before reading the comments I thought they had just circled scars on their bodies with magic marker.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 05:24

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I really hope his band makes it.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 17:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Haruharuharuko posted:

Look at this truck

Look at it

Stormy. Stormy the truck.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 02:10

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Honestly, I think the rose looks worse than the cat.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 19:13

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Howmuch posted:

I can still tell it's a cat.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2014 06:04

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

appropriatemetaphor posted:

behold what

The dead tree obviously.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 21:15

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Krampus Grewcock posted:

Ah, good old Uncle Simian.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 19:12

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

mustard_tiger posted:

This is hilarious, I'm dying over here.

Andy Samburg's hippy brother has just as good of a sense of humor.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 06:09

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

bangers and mash posted:

I asked on Facebook if I was going to get a tattoo around here, where should I go?

I got some good answers from someone who makes good decisions

The fact that this metaphor is being used to illustrate a good decision makes me smile.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 04:54

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I love the Wild logo. It's a really nice piece of graphic design. I don't give a poo poo about the team, but the logo is really nice.

Agreed, and being a Blackhawks fan I love having a decent team back in MN. Another couple of playoffs and we'll hopefully have the old rivalry back.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 05:15

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Its got a tail, an H, and a W in it! Simple and genius. They really should just bring back all the old teams from my youth. I miss the Nordiques too.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 13:48

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

JoelJoel posted:

As someone who recently watched that terrible movie, I can confirm that Robin Williams did indeed play Captain James Hook.

Bad form! Hook was bangarang.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 18:18

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

JoelJoel posted:

Anchors are confusing.

Yeah, they should tattoo a rubber ducky or a Styrofoam ball on themselves if they refuse to sink. OR, a kitchen sink with a "no" sign stamped over it.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 17:18

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Few pages back but, I actually know the guy that got this..

How big was the bet he lost?

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 14:42

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Quint Gets Eaten posted:

In New York you'd probably get your rear end kicked at least once or twice, but more often you'd probably get a lot of angry lectures from people who were personally affected by 9/11. I'm not sure how it would be in other states though.

In Chicago it would be worse than a Cardinals tattoo, but better than a Packers tattoo.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 15:33

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

JoelJoel posted:

They could always try it again in 2019.

It clearly says 2074. Maybe he'll be right! But if not he will look like a fool in 60 years...poor guy.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2014 15:07

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Say Nothing posted:

Please identify this thing.

A visual representation of regret?

# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 05:13

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

"Haruharuharuko" posted:

and now a burn victim

"Can you make this look like someone put the image through photoshop with the negative filter please?"
*tattoo artist slams out a perfect tat

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 04:01

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

My bet is it was a doodle from one of his buddy's college notebooks.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 17:30

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Haruharuharuko posted:

uhhhh

I would be so pissed if I went in to get a tat of a baby and walked out with a tat of a constipated Ed Koch.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 13:34

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

rockcity posted:

This is immediately after finishing (I had both done at the same time by two different artists) so they're quite swollen in this photo and sort of gray looking because of all the ink, but I don't have crazy club feet or sausages for toes like some of the other feet I've seen in here.

I'm potentially flying up to Indiana to add an archway to my right foot and add some more to the inner ankle on the left.

Whats up second toe longer than big toe buddy!

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 01:40

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Tracula posted:

Yeah, lovely as it is it's pretty clearly a Darth Vader samurai crossover thing.

Darth Vader was already a samurai crossover thing though...

# ¿ Oct 20, 2014 14:10

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

synthetik posted:

So close!

She better watch out! That's Franco's seat!

# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 17:09

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Improbable Lobster posted:

The tiny gun has me cracking up

Tiny?! That gun is nearly half the size of that person! And the bullet is like the size of their heads!

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 04:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

apsouthern posted:

I think its a shame people keep saying he raped people.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2014 02:58

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Also he has a really stupid name. Either his parents are jerks or he thinks he is incredibly clever.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 04:28

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

TunaSpleen posted:

Imagine getting drunk at a bar and taking a lady home. She hops into your bed and undresses... then you see

CHLAMYDIA
YEAST

below her navel. Crisis averted.

Check out this scrub who doesn't know about the "finger test."

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 04:20

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

BonHair posted:

Translating services can also be used for understanding text in foreign languages. Som du kunne gøre med denne sætning hvis du ville vide hvad der står.

Get your stupid pastry language off my internets!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 22:26

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Dienes posted:

It doesn't look raised or all that red, and the sheen has very squared-off edges like a temp one does at the edge of the transparency.

But is the Cowboys fake tattoo better or worse than this one:

That is a fantastic tattoo.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 06:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Dienes posted:

They interviewed the guy with the tattoo on the news. He was a huge Detroit fan and was going to get a mirrored tattoo on the other side of his chest "when Detroit has a perfect winning season."