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I just figured that in the Mindjack world it was just accepted that sometimes your brain just gets invaded by some will-o-wisp thing if you get shot a bit, or if you tripped and hurt your knee, or burned your mouth drinking some hot coffee or whatever.
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scroogle nmaps posted:or burned your mouth drinking some hot coffee or whatever. Perhaps the MDC themselves have been mindjacked and forced into creating this LP?
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Nanomashoes posted:Perhaps the MDC themselves have been mindjacked and forced into creating this LP? I think they are triangle jacking, so Judge->Diaper->Anthony->Judge. Judge, please correct the name tags in the videos from here on.
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Hel posted:I think they are triangle jacking, so Judge->Diaper->Anthony->Judge.
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May 18, 2014 21:05
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Well at least they'll go blind together.
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May 18, 2014 22:00
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David D. Davidson posted:You know somewhere somebody has actually paid full price for any bad video game.
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Last time on MindJack, Jim and Rebecca made a harrowing escape from the airport and trekked into the maintenance tunnels. They were pursued by their mysterious antagonists once more, lending to the notion this is bigger than just the two of them. Today we take a look at the outside world and how the future has certainly gone to pot. Will society collapse under the new MindJacking regime? Is it all just a fad like boiling shampoo to get high? Will Jim and Rebecca be able to return to the world they once loved? Watch and find out!   Normal updates will resume Thursday.
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Congrats on another timely joke by the Java Joes. Diaper seems like the most "hip" and "modern" of you guys, I find it hard to believe that he signed off on this.
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David D. Davidson posted:You know somewhere somebody has actually paid full price for any bad video game. Yeah, that would generally be me.
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judge reinhold posted:Last time on MindJack, Jim and Rebecca made a harrowing escape from the airport and trekked into the maintenance tunnels. They were pursued by their mysterious antagonists once more, lending to the notion this is bigger than just the two of them. Today we take a look at the outside world and how the future has certainly gone to pot. Will society collapse under the new MindJacking regime? Is it all just a fad like boiling shampoo to get high? Will Jim and Rebecca be able to return to the world they once loved? Watch and find out! Nice. Very nice. So, when does this game offer the first dry humping scene?
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judge reinhold posted:Last time on MindJack, Jim and Rebecca made a harrowing escape from the airport and trekked into the maintenance tunnels. They were pursued by their mysterious antagonists once more, lending to the notion this is bigger than just the two of them. Today we take a look at the outside world and how the future has certainly gone to pot. Will society collapse under the new MindJacking regime? Is it all just a fad like boiling shampoo to get high? Will Jim and Rebecca be able to return to the world they once loved? Watch and find out! How does it end? Will the woman die?
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You know, the more I watch, the more I wonder why this game even exists. MDC makes it amusing as all get out, mind you, but I still wonder. <goes looking for his spare shampoo and a clean pan>
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AstroWhale posted:How does it end? Will the woman die? Yes.
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May 20, 2014 01:05
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Of old age or boredom?
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No, of body Thetans. Haven't you been paying attention?
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goatface posted:No, of body Thetans. Haven't you been paying attention? Wait now. I was promised SciFi play. If this involves CoS, that makes it horror. False advertising!
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The lady sidekick in this game seems to really enjoy being shot at.
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bhlaab posted:The lady sidekick in this game seems to really enjoy being shot at. Seeing as medicianl bullets apparently exist, maybe the squawkers accidentally stocked up on massage bullets.
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Last time on MindJack, MindJack Jim and MindJack Becky were fleeing their pursuers by means of a conveniently attached maintenance tunnel. The two encountered multiple astronauts and a VTOL in what is clearly government spending gone off the rails... probably by Spend-o-crats in the Future House of Techpublicans. While a government eShutDown seems inevitable, J&B (this is short for Jim and Becky) try to avoid having their internal organs shut down as they try to escape to I don't know where. Can Ben and Jerry make their way out? Will Rush 24kLimbaud lambaste the government once more on AM Radio 2.0? Who is Becky's secret contact and what is his or her agenda? Watch and find out!
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judge reinhold posted:Can Ben and Jerry make their way out? Will Rush 24kLimbaud lambaste the government once more on AM Radio 2.0? Who is Becky's secret contact and what is his or her agenda? Watch and find out! I didn't find out anything at all!
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I think the plot of this game might be randomly generated.
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 Looking at this face I'm started to think repeated MindJackings are not good for peoples long term brain development.
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The robots you controlled towards the end really were just self-destruct bots - the name in the bottom left was 'Detonator Wheel'. A couple of hilarious things happened in that video but weren't noticed. For most of the fight with the giant police robot, it bugged out and was firing at the ground. It managed to sort itself out for the last minute of the fight (before inexplicably being defeated without being damaged). Also, you were so distracted by Randy Johnson that you didn't notice that dialogue of the person he was interviewing: interviewee posted:"I don't know what is happen! Smoke, guns, the whole world is explode, so we just running, running very fast..." Yep, a non-native-speaker who knows the word running but can't figure out happening or exploding. quote:fedoras I actually do own a fedora, though I haven't worn it in a decade. It was given to me as a present ten years ago, by my girlfriend at the time. She knew I liked old movies and film noir and stuff, and I don't think fedora-wearing was a thing yet. (And it was a proper fedora, not a trilby. Can't loving stand trilbies.) I wore it a couple of times to special occasions, as part of a full smart suit and coat outfit. My girlfriend thought I looked like I was in the mafia, but her dad thought I looked like an American lawyer friend of his. Is there a difference OH HO HO Given the cyclical nature of fashion, and the fact that women starting wearing 'vintage dresses' and stuff, I had hoped that had some point 1930/40s/50s styles would come back in for men, and everyone would wear a smart suit and hat. In the past, every guy looked smart. Even my coal-mining grandad used to wear a smart suit and hat once he had washed and changed out of his work clothes. Instead, just the hats came into fashion. Well, weird non-fashion by nerds, anyway. And then somehow trilbies came into fashion. Whyyyyyy. your evil twin fucked around with this message at 17:07 on May 22, 2014 |
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I love the subtitle of "Stairs!" as the area where the Doombas were defeated by stairs ends. They are the true enemy in this game.... Will the Joe Dudes defeat the evil stairs? Find out later.
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So the cell processors in our appliances are giving people brain tumors along with more powerful PS3s?
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GIWAG, NERKAS and FLUGELAG... they'll join with PIRON and SADTECH to form the Corporate Congress. Cigarette-smoking-man is in charge.
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Suspicious Dish posted:About Us Stock's up 0.87, buy buy buy
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That website probably cost more than the AI coding.
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What the heck, that's almost 4000 people per office, this is way too futuristic for me immersion ruined
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your evil twin posted:Yep, a non-native-speaker who knows the word running but can't figure out happening or exploding. That's actually completely believable (I live in Slovakia and teach English, and people aren't always consistent with tenses).
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Nanomashoes posted:So the cell processors in our appliances are giving people brain tumors along with more powerful PS3s? No, they are mind-jacking us to force us to buy B games at full price on PSN, haven't you been paying attention to the plot at all?
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RotationSurgeon posted:No, they are mind-jacking us to force us to buy B games at full price on PSN, haven't you been paying attention to the plot at all?
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gregory posted:That's actually completely believable (I live in Slovakia and teach English, and people aren't always consistent with tenses). Huh, fair enough!
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Was I the only one that noticed the weird moonwalk the guard made? Also, Huh? 
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your evil twin posted:I actually do own a fedora, though I haven't worn it in a decade. It was given to me as a present ten years ago, by my girlfriend at the time. She knew I liked old movies and film noir and stuff, and I don't think fedora-wearing was a thing yet. (And it was a proper fedora, not a trilby. Can't loving stand trilbies.) I wore it a couple of times to special occasions, as part of a full smart suit and coat outfit. My girlfriend thought I looked like I was in the mafia, but her dad thought I looked like an American lawyer friend of his. Is there a difference OH HO HO
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AstroWhale posted:Also, Huh? Look at that eyebrow. Agent York would be proud  
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your evil twin posted:
that's really loving cool, friend.
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