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TL posted:We were singing: this right here is exactly what I'm on about! loving fantastic.
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I liked when he went all "gently caress Yo Couch" at the Miz.
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May 19, 2014 00:42
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crackage posted:hey hey im brock lesnar Is it wrong I heard this as the Monkeys themesong or is that 
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May 19, 2014 02:01
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crazycarl posted:That's not a nice way to refer to his wife Sable "Rena Mero" LESNARRRR Her name is actually Rena "The Actress Who Portrayed The Character Sable on the Popular Television Show 'Monday Night Raw'" Lesnar nee Greek. Chokes McGee posted:Is it wrong I heard this as the Monkeys themesong or is that No no, you're thinking of Cesaro's Monkeys themesong. He'd insult you for the mistake, but he's too busy swinging to put anybody down.
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May 19, 2014 03:12
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I wish Sable got together with John Cena instead of Brock Lesnar so she would have changed her name to Rena Cena.
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May 19, 2014 06:03
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May 19, 2014 06:35
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Whole bunch of goons writing poems, and not posting their renditions of pro-lesnar songs alone in their rooms, preferably while wearing several fedoras and/or triblys. Lesnar would be saddened, if he felt anything other than varying levels of rage and joy at what his rage has caused.
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May 19, 2014 06:57
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Gavok posted:I wish Sable got together with John Cena instead of Brock Lesnar so she would have changed her name to Rena Cena. The Miz said in a recent website feature that Sable was his favourite Diva. RIP Miz. (Thank You Lesnar)
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May 19, 2014 07:58
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May 19, 2014 10:01
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Wazzu posted:Whole bunch of goons writing poems, and not posting their renditions of pro-lesnar songs alone in their rooms, preferably while wearing several fedoras and/or triblys. I know right? Oh. You mean me, don't you?  I doubt anyone wants to see me bounding about my room doing an acapella version of a "Devil Went Down To Georgia" parody. Well, at least until I get my microphone fixed. I mighta dropped my headset in a whiskey and coke a week ago, and it refuses to work right yet. That and me screaming MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKERS UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA for 5 minutes straight (which would be required for the finish, of course) might lead to me being forcibly evicted from my current living situation, which would be unfortunate, as MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR would F5 me for being homeless, as conquerors are never homeless, they just forcibly evict someone and take that house if they lose theirs to indebtedness or that whole condemned building thing that the city keeps gibbering about.
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May 19, 2014 10:18
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Your Friend posted:is B. Lesnar really strong? Bigger than big stronger than strong ready to make deadman twenty-one and one BROCK LESNARRR BROCK LESNARRR I love making obscure references to cartoons sometimes. Nobody will get this reference, I don't think E: For those who don't like mysteries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AtSHp35xUg E2: gently caress it BROCK LESNAR the super human he's at Heyman's command BROCK LESNAR the super human the power is in his hands Bigger than big Stronger than strong quicker than quick Songs too drat long Doesn't give a drat about right or wronggg BROCK LESNARRRR BROCK LESNARRRR BROOOOOOCK LESNARRRRRR cucka fucked around with this message at 11:24 on May 19, 2014 |
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Here's some limericks. There once was a man named Brock, Who needed Paul Heyman to talk. He didn't look weak, When he beat the Streak, While a black dude looked on in shock. *** My client, Brock Lesnar, the breaker, Of the 21-and-Oh streak of the Taker. At Wrestlemania 30, He showed that he's sturdy, And sent a legend to go meet his maker.
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And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My client, the beast Brock Lesnar: Broke the Undertaker's Streak at Wrestlemania!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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`Twas Wrestle at the Mania Did Line the Caskets round the ring All Heyman come to claim to ya, That the Streak will end now, King. "Beware the Brocklesnar, my son! The Ef that fives, the key that locks! Beware the bouncing dance, and shun The muscled fists of Brock!" He took his tombstone drop in hand: Long time the largeman foe he sought -- So rested he by the part time tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in wall-eyed thought he stood, The Brocklesnar, with eyes of flame, Came THiiiIIsing through the ring rope wood, And crow-called as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The Ef 5 drop went snicker-snack! Left Dead man dead, and with his head Concussed went staggering to the back. "And, has thou slain the Brocklesnar? Turns out, gently caress no, the Snar remains! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" The blood of streak through canvas stains. `Twas Wrestle at the Mania Did Line the Caskets round the ring All Heyman come to claim to ya, That the Streak has ended, King. Desumaytah fucked around with this message at 22:01 on May 19, 2014 |
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The Marks of Lesnarmere: And who are you, the dead man said That I should job this night? Only a hoss what moves right quick And really loves to fight. In tights of black or tights of ads A 'rassler still can 'plex And I can throw you sixty times And still have time to flex And so, he threw, and so he threw The bearer of the streak And how the marks wept o'er the net The dark lord made so weak Yes now, the marks weep o'er the loss Of Taker to the Freak.
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May 20, 2014 07:23
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Desumaytah posted:The Marks of Lesnarmere: They played this at Edge & Lita's wedding
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Desumaytah posted:The Marks of Lesnarmere: God in Heaven
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Taker at Bat The outlook wasn't brilliant for Big Evil that day The Streak stood 21-0 but with Lesnar in the way But Taker kicked out of the first F-5 and the second did the same An excited pop came from that crowd "the streak lives" they did proclaim Almost everyone stood up then in excitement. The rest clung to their trust of the man with BSK upon his chest They thought if only Taker could get one more chokeslam at that They'd put up even money now with Taker at the bat But suplexes preceded ropewalks, as did also clubbing blows, And the former was a killer and the latter broke his nose; So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat, For there seemed but little chance of Taker's getting to the bat. But the Phenom hit a tombstone, to the wonderment of all, And Cole, the much despised, actually made a decent call; And when the dust had lifted, and the men saw what had occurred, There was Lesnar still in the match and Heyman a-looking scurred. Then from 75,000 throats and more there rose a lusty yell; It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell; It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled upon the flat, For Taker, mighty Taker, had been down but up he sat. There was rage in Taker's manner as he stepped into his place; There was strength in Taker's bearing and a scowl on Taker's face. The crowd remembered his entrance when he lightly doffed his hat, No smark mark in the crowd could doubt 'twas Taker at the bat. One hundred-fifty thousand eyes were on him as he formed soupbones with his fist; Seventy-five thousand tongues applauded when they saw that he was pissed. Then when the writhing Lesnar put the kimura on his arm, Defiance gleamed in Taker's eye, it was time to do some harm And now Lesnar's leather-covered fist came hurtling through the air, And Taker stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there. Close by the sturdy wrestler the strike unheeded sped- "That ain't my style," said Taker. "He no-sold," the Pagoda said. From the Superdome, black with people, there went up a muffled roar, Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore. "Kill him! Kill the beast!" shouted someone on the stand; And it's likely they'd a-killed him had not Taker raised his hand. With a frown of Dead Man thinking great Taker's visage shone; He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the match go on; Lesnar then hit a powerbom hoping the match was through; But Taker still kicked out, and the ref counted, "only two." "YES YES YES" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered yes; But one Tombstone from Taker and in peace Lesnar would rest. They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain, And they knew that Taker wouldn't let that shoulder go up again. The hurt is gone from Taker's eyes, his teeth are clenched in hate; He pounds with cruel violence his fists on Lesnar's face. And now the Deadman wants the end and now he cuts his throat This is the crowd's true main event, not the match that has the goat. Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright; The 3MB is playing, and somewhere hearts are light, And sometime we will all look back at when a match was always won; But there is no joy in wrestling now — the Undertaker's streak is done.
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Your Friend posted:is B. Lesnar really strong? Listen bud! He's got radioactive blood!
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Strong enough to break The Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania.
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50 Brock Lesnars vs 10 Gorillas, who wins?
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Sanguinia posted:50 Brock Lesnars vs 10 Gorillas, who wins? The real Brock Lesnar beats all.
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Is this the real life, is this just fantasy? Caught in the F-5, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up at the lights and see I'm just a poor ghoul, I need no sympathy Cause I'm easy come, easy go Broke my brain and I don't know Any way the Streak goes, doesn't really matter to me To me. To meeeeeeeeeee
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Sanguinia posted:50 Brock Lesnars vs 10 Gorillas, who wins? 1 Giant Brock Lesnar vs. 100 tiny Brock Lesnars, who wins?
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Jerusalem posted:They played this at Edge & Lita's wedding At Bryan & Brie's wedding, surely.
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Yes... Yes... To hold in my hand, a capsule that contains such power... To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice... To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb - enough to break the glass - would end the streak... Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! AND THROUGH MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR, I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER!
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May 21, 2014 02:49
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Paul Heyman's client BROCK LESNAR is the 1 in 21-1.
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whatsabattle posted:Yes... Yes... To hold in my hand, a capsule that contains such power... To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice... To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb - enough to break the glass - would end the streak... Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! AND THROUGH MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR, I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER! BROCK LESNAR IS NEVER DEFEATED! BROCK LESNAR IS ONLY DELAYED! BROCK LESNAR CONQUERS AND DESTROYS! BROCK LESNAR CONQUERS AND DESTROYS!
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Brock Lesnar shall be the new Bill Brasky.
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whatsabattle posted:Yes... Yes... To hold in my hand, a capsule that contains such power... To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice... To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb - enough to break the glass - would end the streak... Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! AND THROUGH MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR, I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER! I could tombstone Brock Lesnar. Right now, just clamp my hands together and fall down, and it's over. But have I the right?
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May 21, 2014 04:01
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I don't get these latest references, and that saddens me.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Brock Lesnar shall be the new Bill Brasky. TO BROCK LESNAR! I heard that BROCK LESNAR successfully runs a Jimmy John's in Golden Ridge, Yukon Territory, Canada, population 50. I hear he stays in business through fear and intimidation, and pays his bills in tattoo's and pec flexing.
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Brock Lesnar vs a hurricane ...wait wait wait... What if da hurricane, is Hurricane Lesnar?
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NowonSA posted:I don't get these latest references, and that saddens me. Now the question of the hour is WHO BROKE THE UNDERTAKER'S STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA and the answer is MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR.
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Hockles posted:Brock Lesnar vs a hurricane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHEhnXeBSB4 Also Molly Holly.
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Whose client is Brock Lesnar?
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Aurain posted:Whose client is Brock Lesnar? DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!
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