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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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I like Brock "The Streakbreaking Shock" Lesnar as well, OP.

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Supreme Allah posted:

For all intensive purposes Brock is the only person that could of ended the streak.

I heard Brock Lesnar broke The Undertaker's streak so hard that Undertaker had to go to intensive care!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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oldpainless posted:

Brock Lesnar is responsible for much of the stop-start booking concerning making new stars that has been hindering WWE for the last decade.


That's how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark.

Actually this is how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark:

21-1

A crazy person predicted this a long time ago too. Revelation 21:1: And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.



Brock Lesnar: literally in the Bible. He is The Beast.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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DeathChicken posted:

It was more Bobby Lashley that sent Vince into Super Paranoia Mode. Everyone at least knew Brock was leaving.

Brock didn't leave, though. He conquered all that was worth conquering, then simply went away to conquer other things until something worthwhile showed back up in WWE.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Somebody better call Undertaker's mama, it's about to get streak breaky up in here!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Brock Lesnar doesn't need to see you. He just needs to destroy you.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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The GIG posted:

Brock Lesnar F5'd a man in Reno just to watch him fly.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Dr. Dirt posted:

I just bought the WM30 DVD. I understand Brock Lesnar does something on it. Please don't spoil it for me, thread.

I feel you will be pleasantly surprised!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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cucka posted:

Do a song!

Yeah sure whatever, here's my bad song about Paul Heyman's client, hope you like it.



Don't think streaks are easily broke
Don't try putting me through tables instead
You've taken lots of matches before
But you ain't gonna win anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
'Cause you know you're gonna get F-5'd...

Don't give promos you're gonna regret
Don't let the concussion rush to your head
I've heard the accusation before
And I ain't gonna take any more
Believe me
The streak's gonna die
Make all your wins worth nothing

I am BROCK LESNAR
Looking at you-u-u
I can taste your fear
I am the shooter of presses
1-2-3ing on foo-o-ols
I can beat you blind
And I don't need to see any more
To know that I can beat your streak

I'll leave broken dreams behind
Don't cry 'cause you aren't going over
So find another weakling like before
'Cause I ain't gonna be just a chore, believe me
No more lies, it's time to die, Undertaker!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Strong enough to break The Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Paul Heyman's client BROCK LESNAR is the 1 in 21-1.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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"If it ain't broke, let's do this?!"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Can we somehow get Lesnar's win rate above 100%? Perhaps have him be his own tag team, pinning both opponents at the same time?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Endorph posted:

which buttons are bleed, urinate, and vomit?

Sorry, but the Brock Lesnar scheme is only for use with player one position. You'll find those particular controls on player two.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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oldpainless posted:

My friends, after John Cena's dominating performance during RAW I fear the championship reign of Brock Lesnar could be in serious jeopardy.

If John Cena could do that to the jobbed out and terribly booked Wyatt Family what chance does Brock "The Shock" Lesnar stand?

I'm afraid too. John Cena effortlessly manhandled the third most vicious heel in the company while said heel was literally kicking and screaming at the sight of his impending doom. Brock may have a hell of a fight on his hands, and some major odds to overcome too.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

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Big Coffin Hunter posted:

It sounds like many here now doubt Brock Lesnar, shameful



16 suplexes
8 days to recover to over 100%

Yeah we have some doubts, Brock's suplexes only put Cena down for half a day at most each! Do you know how many he'll have to do to keep that belt until 'Mania?

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Shima Honnou
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:

as many as it takes

I hope you're right, Big Coffin Hunter. I hope you're right.

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