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The fact Brock Lesnar was even competing in UFC with his intestines giving him septic shock makes him better than you. Yes, you. Also you.
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Bard Maddox posted:
Sweet jebus that man is a giant walking brick
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May 16, 2014 02:16
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Brock is the only man in UFC to successfully win with the Rocky Strategy. He let Shane Carwin punch him until Carwin couldn't breathe, then the bloody remains of Brock choked him to death with his own arm.
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May 16, 2014 21:31
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It was more Bobby Lashley that sent Vince into Super Paranoia Mode. Everyone at least knew Brock was leaving.
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May 17, 2014 01:42
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"Nope, not selling even while plummeting to my death!"
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May 17, 2014 15:32
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Just tweet it to Heyman Hustle on Twitter, he should get it.
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May 18, 2014 16:29
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Out in the ring where he stands tall No one touches Brock at all No jive, F-5, Streak dead within and without He's gonna take what's yours to give Shaved grizzly bear he is Gonna take, your life Then get on top of his wife And I can't even think of the rest
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May 18, 2014 21:26
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Is this the real life, is this just fantasy? Caught in the F-5, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up at the lights and see I'm just a poor ghoul, I need no sympathy Cause I'm easy come, easy go Broke my brain and I don't know Any way the Streak goes, doesn't really matter to me To me. To meeeeeeeeeee
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May 20, 2014 17:49
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One Streak broken is a tragedy, a million Streaks broken is a statistic.
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May 21, 2014 14:38
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He was born in South Dakota by the borderline He started breaking femurs by the time he was nine His dad shook his head and said it was wrong But Brock was too big and Brock was too strong He grew up mean and he grew up tough He saw himself wrestling for the Gophers with luck But in time he just didn't give a gently caress Brock's real talent was beating people down He pretty much killed everyone in the town Through Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts and midgets and cops He'd smashed everybody there right in the chops A scout from WWE came down from Stamford Said we've got a lot a jobbers if you're bored Son you can beat up Matt Hardy if you're bored There were victims to the left, victims to the right Rikishi in the corner looking for a fight Not killing people, that might work for you But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a Dakota farm boy do? But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a farm boy from Dakota do? Squash somebody was what the crowd roared When Brock Lesnar smashed and Brock Lesnar roared "Paul" he'd say, "I want to break the Streak" But Paul said "Brocky, please don't ever speak" The fat guys fight Taker, they fight and they lose Kill more jobbers and pay your dues Squashes, that's what you're here for Squashes, don't put Taker on the floor! Squashes, go on and rip off Angle's head Squashes, don't make Taker more dead Just squash somebody, rang in his ears F-5 and F-5 flew by in the years The king of the brutes with blood all around Enough guts removed that you'd drat near drown He rarely lost a match in his WWE career But they didn't pay him enough so he was off to hunt deer He'd shoot him a hundred deer There were victims to the left, victims to the right An angry old moose who was looking for a fight Not killing animals, that might work for you But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a Dakota farm boy do? But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a farm boy from Dakota do? In the final season of hunting ducks Brock remembered he was only after the bucks UFC didn't work, he was at his peak So back to wrestling to kill the Streak Taker was waiting, Brock stared him down The rage of the sun went into his frown Taker jumped up, and Brock jumped too And Taker's head exploded on his follow through The dead man crumbled, Brock took in the win That black guy freaked out but he didn't care, gently caress him There were victims to the left, victims to the right An angry old Dana looking for a fight Not killing wrestlers, that might work for you But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a Dakota farm boy do? But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a farm boy from Dakota do? DeathChicken fucked around with this message at 19:10 on May 22, 2014 |
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May 22, 2014 18:42
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Sid is still twice the man that you are and has half the brain that you do
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Jul 22, 2014 19:28
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I've missed you, Cena the Carpathian
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coconono posted:Reading last night's run down for RAW it sounds like anything not Brock Lesnar was uniformly awful. Well, Sandow was pretty good doing a synchronized Miz routine alongside Miz. But that lasted like two minutes before he lost.
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