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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Brock Lesner is so powerful that the only reason he isn't still UFC champion is his own guts rebelled against him.

that and Cain Velazquez murdered his face hard gravity temporarily fluctuated.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Desumaytah posted:

Brock Lesnar lost some MMA fights after he won some so he's not a REAL TOUGH GUY.

I went and looked and Brock is like the 4 longest reigning HW champion in the UFC. Which is funnier the more you learn about it.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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This is still one of my favorite WWE matches of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te4qqM_QD1k

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Frankston posted:

What's the deal with this? Did those guys decide to have a (kinda) real fight for the sake of it?

Are you gonna tell Brock no?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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oldpainless posted:

Sids right though. Brock should have a 100% win record right now especially as the guy who took the streak.

No one's paying him to win. He's there to be a giant rear end scary monster and he happens to be quite good at it.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Terri Runnels is a drug addict and a drunk. She'll say anything for 3 hots and a shot.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Endorph posted:

I have never seen Akebono before but his stomach looks like a waterbed.

The best Akebono match was on a Michinoku Pro show where they tossed him onto a cart and threw it into a soccer net. It took Akebono close to 10 minutes to get back upright and walk to the ring.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Brock Lesnar is gonna wear a Reigns's skull as a jaunty field cap.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Having Jimmy Johns delivered to me because I'm afraid that if I leave my office, Brock Lesnar will suplex me a bunch.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Reading last night's run down for RAW it sounds like anything not Brock Lesnar was uniformly awful.

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