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Wanna watch Smackdown?
This poll is closed.
Yes. 3 10.00%
Okay. 4 13.33%
Sure. 7 23.33%
Why not? 16 53.33%
Total: 30 votes
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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ehh, pretty sure the truck on I-95 is faster than a 747

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

TEGGS posted:

Was it against Sin Cara again?

No against an even bigger loser this time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

achillesforever6 posted:

He's about to learn what it is like to take the Bulldog? :shrug:

So he's about to get an undergraduate 101 course credit in the Bulldog?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

TEGGS posted:

Was it against Sin Cara again?

Xavier Woods, moved up half a rung on the jobber ladder.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
HAHAHA! The tail stub!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
It was Ed Leslie under the hood the entire time! :aaa:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Professional Wrestling

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
And Jinder zeroes in on the existing injury!

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

JBL with a great Billy Kidman zinger there,

THis might be the best comedy feud in WWE ever.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"twerk"

:sigh:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
This is legit the greatest feud in the company right now.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Lex Luger and Lex Luger's Best Friend The Giant!

Booker T got robbed in that list.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Lex Luger and Lex Luger's Best Friend The Giant!

Booker T got robbed in that list.

So did Austin. And Edge.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I have the most perfect timing today, this was the only match I wanted to watch and I turn it on just in time

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



BigRed0427 posted:

So did Austin. And Edge.
Nobody wants to see Stunning Steve's awkward hair

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Paul Heyman saying words!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

this is gonna be real good

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Nobody wants to see Stunning Steve's awkward hair

Says you.



:colbert:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

it is my opinion that Wade Barrett's music takes too long to get started

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This should be a PPV match but I still plan to enjoy the gently caress out of it!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
RVD vs. Barrett is going to be such a bad match.

SUCH a bad match.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

oatgan posted:

it is my opinion that Wade Barrett's music takes too long to get started

Counterpoint: His cape is awesome.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Heyman tries to put over the World Heavyweight title as the most important title in the world and Cole immediately cuts him off :sigh:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I forgot Smackdown was on, have I missed anything worth looking up?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

oatgan posted:

it is my opinion that Wade Barrett's music takes too long to get started

They really need to drop the first part and replace "god save the queen" with "I've got some Bad News"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Sheamus has walked into bars many times to start a fight, and the first thing they always ask is, "Is this some sort of joke?"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

I forgot Smackdown was on, have I missed anything worth looking up?

Nope, it's been a pretty generic show unfortunately.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Heyman: So yeah, don't gently caress with Sheamus at a bar.

JBL: Well, Ron and I were in our share of brawls at bars in Texas and...

Heyman: MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S STREAK!

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Kicking the steps into Seamus is a neat little spot.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

I forgot Smackdown was on, have I missed anything worth looking up?

Roman Reigns would like us to believe in the Shield.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Will Wheaton Project: Because Syfy gotta fill in scheduling hours somehow.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

jscolon2.0 posted:

I hate when normally transitional moves are used as finishers.


Lariats, exempted of course.

While I don't particularly care for this finisher, who uses a springboard tornado bulldog as a transitional move?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Chokes McGee posted:

Sheamus has walked into bars many times to start a fight, and the first thing they always ask is, "Is this some sort of joke?"

No Mexican bars, I guess.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Roman Reigns would like us to believe in the Shield.

Oh yeah, and the Shield's strategy for Payback is to isolate and then gangrape Triple H.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Jerusalem posted:

Oh yeah, and the Shield's strategy for Payback is to isolate and then gangrape Triple H.

You don't need to pay money to see that, just a ten minuet Google search.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Heyman's not a wrestler, Sheamus!

"I HAVE TWO SMALL CHILDREN WHO DEPEND ON ME!" :gonk:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

fatherdog posted:

While I don't particularly care for this finisher, who uses a springboard tornado bulldog as a transitional move?

It's going to be a while before I don't think of a bulldog from the turnbuckle as associated with Punk.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BigRed0427 posted:

You don't need to pay money to see that, just a ten minuet Google search.

I think it's great they include classical music to listen to while you're looking for things. :shobon:

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Well, that was a decent main event, and it had Paul Heyman talking. Good show. Wait, it's barely past 9?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

I think it's great they include classical music to listen to while you're looking for things. :shobon:

:laugh::hf::mmmsmug:

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