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http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/05/30/roland-emmerich-directing-new-stargate-movie "We want a brand new Stargate"- No one, anywhere. What the hell is it with every Sci Fi franchise with the word "Star" in it being rebooted/ having its canon erased? The nerd rage is funny, don't get me wrong, but it in this case seems pretty doomed to fail.
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stargate was a good show but the sequels were bad imo
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May 31, 2014 01:39
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Yeah they ran this one into the ground. The best part of Stargate were the really really cheesy first seasons of the show starring MacGuyver and stoic buff alien I love that poo poo. Sci fi tries to be too serious and gloomy to appeal to all the nerds that think their nerd poo poo has to be art
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May 31, 2014 01:39
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Dark Star is the best sci fi flick ever to not get remade or hosed around into a tv series or any poo poo like that. o poo poo i hope i didn't jinx it
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May 31, 2014 01:40
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I liked the movie with james spader alright, didn't really watch the show. I am indifferent to this news.
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May 31, 2014 01:41
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Medium Cool posted:didn't really watch the show Some of the characters are interesting, and a few of the plot arcs are relatively entertaining. On the whole, I'd give the series and the spinoffs a 7 or maybe 7.5 on a scale of Lost in Space to Star Trek DS9.
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May 31, 2014 01:46
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I remember the first episode of the series as featuring armour that wasn't loving useless and full frontal nudity. It declined from there.
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May 31, 2014 02:03
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Crappy Jean Claud vandam movie Crappy show Gas OP, ban thread
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May 31, 2014 02:03
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dee eight posted:Some of the characters are interesting, and a few of the plot arcs are relatively entertaining. On the whole, I'd give the series and the spinoffs a 7 or maybe 7.5 on a scale of Lost in Space to Star Trek DS9. I like your television sci-fi scale, seems pretty accurate. I'll probably watch the show beginning to end one day, I've just never sought it out.
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May 31, 2014 02:09
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Neurosis posted:I remember the first episode of the series as featuring armour that wasn't loving useless and full frontal nudity. It declined from there. I like how space-fullplate elite warriors get mowed down by P90 rounds from like season 2 or 3 unto forever
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May 31, 2014 02:17
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Stargate Universe was bad REALLY bad
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May 31, 2014 02:26
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Meanwhile in a forest located in Canada..... This was pretty much every Stargate Episode.
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May 31, 2014 02:27
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that groundhog day episode with O'Neil and Teal'c was one of the best episodes of TV ever
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May 31, 2014 02:27
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Medium Cool posted:I like your television sci-fi scale, seems pretty accurate. I'll probably watch the show beginning to end one day, I've just never sought it out. Beh, I don't think the scale is great. Babylon 5 had a better overall arc with some characters who were very good, and Farscape was much better as a character driven show and was also pretty funny. DS9 is pretty good, too, but in a different way.
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May 31, 2014 02:29
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dee eight posted:Dark Star is the best sci fi flick ever to not get remade or hosed around into a tv series or any poo poo like that. Yea
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May 31, 2014 02:30
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Moola posted:that groundhog day episode with O'Neil and Teal'c was one of the best episodes of TV ever It was. I wish I had the gif from that episode still.
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May 31, 2014 02:30
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Moola posted:that groundhog day episode with O'Neil and Teal'c was one of the best episodes of TV ever it really was, show as a whole was p fun but really dragged on after a while then they made stargate atlantis which was p fun and wasn't dragging too much and was ended then they made stargate universe which was really bad and dragged on from the first episode and somehow got a second season i have opinions about tv shows e: and i'll watch at least one or two episodes of this thing if they make it because i'm a dumbass
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May 31, 2014 02:34
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May 31, 2014 02:35
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SG1 was a really good show that only ran for 8 seasons
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May 31, 2014 02:36
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I liked Stargate and Atlantis had its moments I guess
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May 31, 2014 02:36
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SGU was literally, 'lets just ape EVERYTHING about BSG' but they forgot to include any interesting characters or a plot endless scenes of people calmly walking along corridors "oh no, our water supply is low! Oh wait we found some more..." "the ship might crash in six hours! No wait we fixed it..." AND SHAKY CAM!!!!! angerbot posted:I liked Stargate and Atlantis had its moments I guess I really liked Atlantis because Shepard was a cool dude, McKay was kinda funny and Jason Momoa is loving hot as gently caress
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May 31, 2014 02:38
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Moola posted:I really liked Atlantis because Shepard was a cool dude, McKay was kinda funny and Jason Momoa is loving hot as gently caress this was literally its entire thing, "have a couple characters that are fun to watch" it worked well enough
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May 31, 2014 02:40
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Moola posted:
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May 31, 2014 02:40
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Titty Warlord posted:SG1 was a really good show that only ran for 8 seasons It is pretty rare a show should run for more than that. Either the writers have an idea in their head describing an arc or it is completely episodic and probably terrible. Season 1-8 of the Simpsons are all I can think of contradicting that, and season 1 was kind of bad.
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May 31, 2014 02:43
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Carol Pizzamom posted:I like how space-fullplate elite warriors get mowed down by P90 rounds from like season 2 or 3 unto forever there are 5.7 x 28mm rounds which will penetrate armor 
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May 31, 2014 02:43
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I could never tell who was what, some of the people wore army uniforms, some of them didn't, the hippie glasses guy was just kind of there because he was in the movie It was pleasant and chill laundromat viewing in college
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May 31, 2014 02:44
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:there are 5.7 x 28mm rounds which will penetrate armor This is space armour, though, and it makes one of the primary enemies completely anaemic, especially considering their space guns are shittier than modern day firearms.
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May 31, 2014 02:45
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naem posted:
This is a pretty good point. Looking for too much depth in otherwise pleasant and chill entertainment leads to madness.
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May 31, 2014 02:48
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I've always wanted to meet Richard Dean Anderson. Wonder if he'll make a cameo in the new stuff.
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May 31, 2014 02:49
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It was nice you could watch any episode of any of the star gates randomly once a week, in syndication or whatever, in any order, and not feel you'd missed anything plot wise. You'd get- -army guy -glasses hippy - there was a blonde lady? -there's a black guy with things glued to his forehead and eye makeup -a couple laser special effect, things I bet -the star gate itself, a mysterious intergalactic doorway that lead to a beautiful canadian pine forest an awful lot of the time -someone would yell "look out!" and jump out of the way of something once an episode. It didn't really matter what. No one spoke too quickly or used big words and the actors couldn't keep a straight face so it felt like they were your friends and were right there with you, in the laundromat
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May 31, 2014 03:02
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naem posted:It was nice you could watch any episode of any of the star gates randomly once a week, in syndication or whatever, in any order, and not feel you'd missed anything plot wise. This encapsulates why the show was bad so amazingly.
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May 31, 2014 03:05
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Neurosis posted:This is space armour, though, and it makes one of the primary enemies completely anaemic, especially considering their space guns are shittier than modern day firearms. They actually have a bit where the US Air Force people are demonstrating their poo poo to some allies and going "Yeah this space armour and space gun is designed for intimidation and to be showy over primitive natives" *boom* "see looks good, doesn't do much. This is a P-90" *tears target to shreds*
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May 31, 2014 03:08
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Richard Dean Anderson got too fat to go in the stargate and james spader is creepy now. I don't like this.
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May 31, 2014 03:09
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MikeJF posted:They actually have a bit where the US Air Force people are demonstrating their poo poo to some allies and going "Yeah this space armour and space gun is designed for intimidation and to be showy over primitive natives" *boom* "see looks good, doesn't do much. This is a P-90" *tears target to shreds* The weird thing was that Teal'c could use his space gun effectively even though none of the enemies using the same drat space gun were poo poo.
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May 31, 2014 03:10
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Richard Dean Anderson got too fat to go in the stargate and james spader is creepy now. I don't like this. too fat to fit in the stargate? 
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May 31, 2014 03:11
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PlantRobot posted:too fat to fit in the stargate? Afraid so. They had to go back and reprint all the "MacGuyver" DVD cases and change it to "McGriddle" so people wouldn't die of fright when they googled him.
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May 31, 2014 03:13
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Stargate: laundromat All the actors who haven't done anything since the last show go do their laundry together using an alien portal found deep in a canadian pine forest The army uniform guy stands up really straight and argues with the glasses hippie about something once an episode and the blonde lady with dated hair smiles a lot It's a really fancy laundromat with laser doors and once an episode someone yells "lookout!" and they all jump behind a bunch of laundry baskets (shakey cam)
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May 31, 2014 03:16
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How do you let that happen, especially with tv money
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col. fat oneil almost looks like a subway ad
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