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City of Glompton

IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILE SCROLLING THE
FIRST PAGE

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE PROPERTY GOAT
OF PROPERTY

PROPERTY* WILL BE YOURS IF YOU POST
"STAY SAFE PROPERTY GOAT" IN THIS THREAD

*property goat is a goat, and property received is therefore subject to property goat's interpretation of "property".

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 02:03 on May 31, 2014

# ? May 31, 2014 01:51

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A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

this goat ain't poo poo.

but stay safe property goat fag.

# ? May 31, 2014 01:52

Moongrave: Finally Living Rent Free

# ? May 31, 2014 01:59

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

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youve been visited by the fedora of euphoria! tip yours to 5 friends or you�ll be haunted by the spirit of atheism ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

# ? May 31, 2014 02:00

Reset Button

stay safe property goat ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

# ? May 31, 2014 02:01

ron color

stay safe poverty ghost

# ? May 31, 2014 02:02

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Peanut and the Gang posted:

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youve been visited by the fedora of euphoria! tip yours to 5 friends or you’ll be haunted by the spirit of atheism ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

its a trilby

# ? May 31, 2014 02:02

Drunk Driver Dad

what do you know of goats, op?

# ? May 31, 2014 02:03

City of Glompton

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

what do you know of goats, op?

I know they're dandy and mean!

# ? May 31, 2014 02:04

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# ? May 31, 2014 02:11

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

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mailorder bees fucked around with this message at 02:19 on May 31, 2014

# ? May 31, 2014 02:13

poverty goat

31"But when the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then he will sit on the throne of his glory. 32Before him all the nations will be gathered, and he will separate them one from another, as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33He will set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. 34Then the King will tell those on his right hand, 'Come, blessed of my Father, inherit the Kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world; 35for I was hungry, and you gave me food to eat. I was thirsty, and you gave me drink. I was a stranger, and you took me in. 36I was naked, and you clothed me. I was sick, and you visited me. I was in prison, and you came to me.'

37"Then the righteous will answer him, saying, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry, and feed you; or thirsty, and give you a drink? 38When did we see you as a stranger, and take you in; or naked, and clothe you? 39When did we see you sick, or in prison, and come to you?'

40"The King will answer them, 'Most certainly I tell you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.' 41Then he will say also to those on the left hand, 'Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire which is prepared for the devil and his angels; 42for I was hungry, and you didn't give me food to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave me no drink; 43I was a stranger, and you didn't take me in; naked, and you didn't clothe me; sick, and in prison, and you didn't visit me.'

44"Then they will also answer, saying, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry, or thirsty, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and didn't help you?'

45"Then he will answer them, saying, 'Most certainly I tell you, inasmuch as you didn't do it to one of the least of these, you didn't do it to me.' 46These will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life."

# ? May 31, 2014 02:21