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Like for no reason it's been like hours since your last bowel movement and you haven't really been farty or anything but you just know things aren't right down there. Maybe after a long drive or something and youre all 'poo poo, I've got to wipe my rear end' and you do and it turned out to be a pretty good idea. How does this happen?
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rear end sweat
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May 31, 2014 07:00
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stop eating taco bell and poo poo wont leak out your anus
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May 31, 2014 07:00
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mookface posted:How does this happen? you poo poo yourself that's how it happens
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May 31, 2014 07:01
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mookface posted:Like for no reason it's been like hours since your last bowel movement and you haven't really been farty or anything but you just know things aren't right down there. Maybe after a long drive or something and youre all 'poo poo, I've got to wipe my rear end' and you do and it turned out to be a pretty good idea. How does this happen? Because you are fat, fatty.
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May 31, 2014 07:01
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sounds like you shat yourself
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May 31, 2014 07:01
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youre leaking poo poo. prolly gonna die soon. RIP in peace goon dude.
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May 31, 2014 07:02
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That's how you get anal fissures, leaky. Enjoy the diapers
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May 31, 2014 07:03
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But I'm not fat at all am I going to die
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May 31, 2014 07:06
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It's hemorrhoids, OP. That is blood, not poop.
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May 31, 2014 07:06
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i do this depending on the type of poop i do and how complete it is
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May 31, 2014 07:07
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mookface posted:But I'm not fat at all am I going to die yea, you should probably kill yourself
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May 31, 2014 07:07
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THS posted:i do this depending on the type of poop i do and how complete it is So you know what's up
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May 31, 2014 07:10
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No and yuck
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May 31, 2014 07:12
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what comes out of your anus and when depends largely on what you've eaten and how much exercise you've had
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May 31, 2014 07:12
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quakster posted:what comes out of your anus and when depends largely on what you've eaten and how much exercise you've had I eat a lot of protein and go hard 24 7
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May 31, 2014 07:13
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did you ever emit a "bowl clogger" after much painful toil and realize to your chagrin that there was nary a plunger to be found
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May 31, 2014 07:14
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sometimes it doesn't really matter how thoroughly you wipe, if you aren't disgusting you notice something is wrong down there and you have to go back for seconds. and i guarantee everytime you have this feeling and you don't fix it, you will regret it
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May 31, 2014 07:14
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pretty gross, op people won't put up with your lingering shitbutt smell much longer, expect the worst
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May 31, 2014 07:16
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protein, especially when combined with fat can definitely leak out of youre poop chute. id suggest going to see a doctor if that privilege wasnt reserved for the royalty in todays america
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May 31, 2014 07:17
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It happened because you didn't wipe your butt good enough when you took a poo. Wipe it better when you poo and it won't happen.
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May 31, 2014 07:22
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i end up going for fourths or fifths sometimes, im just bad at wiping lifes weird like that
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May 31, 2014 07:24
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Take a shower stank asses
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May 31, 2014 07:26
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:i end up going for fourths or fifths sometimes, im just bad at wiping lifes weird like that Have you tried the ovver-the-shoulder pull through method?
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May 31, 2014 07:27
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Hobohemian posted:Have you tried the ovver-the-shoulder pull through method? nice av hobo
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May 31, 2014 07:27
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All the drat time. I swear you could shove a dildo up my rear end clean as gently caress. Ten minutes later gotta wipe.
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May 31, 2014 07:27
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THS posted:nice av hobo I was hoping for one calling me autistic but you get what you put into it I guess. They should have left the title though, it would have been funnier.
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May 31, 2014 07:29
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Jimson posted:All the drat time. I swear you could shove a dildo up my rear end clean as gently caress. Ten minutes later gotta wipe. Its hosed. Sometimes I will wipe until there is nothing but thin streaks of blood and then later there you go
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May 31, 2014 07:38
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lmao
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May 31, 2014 07:39
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Chevalier Cat posted:pretty gross, op the word you're looking for is "buttstink" hth
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May 31, 2014 07:46
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question: if i'm exerting myself and get a bit swamp-assy and when i decide to wipe myself dry the tp comes back covered in sweat that is maybe just slightly brown, am i a disgusting human being or a normal person dealing with normal problems?
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May 31, 2014 07:48
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devin2 posted:question: if i'm exerting myself and get a bit swamp-assy and when i decide to wipe myself dry the tp comes back covered in sweat that is maybe just slightly brown, am i a disgusting human being or a normal person dealing with normal problems? do you regularly receive anal sex?
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May 31, 2014 07:50
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lmao nice job mystery av. buyer
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May 31, 2014 07:50
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THS posted:do you regularly receive anal sex? no well, i drink a lot. let me say i don't think so
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May 31, 2014 08:00
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devin2 posted:no I'm in the same boat here I go pretty hard (not anal sex) and its mostly sweat but there is fecal content there. Is my colon sweating or something I don't get it?
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May 31, 2014 08:02
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Jimson posted:All the drat time. I swear you could shove a dildo up my rear end clean as gently caress. Ten minutes later gotta wipe. Stop shoving dildos up your butt. You may have torn your poop chute so it leaks.
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May 31, 2014 08:10
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this thread is disgusting but yes if you feel the need go for it op.
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May 31, 2014 08:12
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Butt why not just bathe?
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May 31, 2014 08:13
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Butthead posted:It's hemorrhoids, OP. That is blood, not poop. Kind of this, although mucosal secretions from an external hemorrhoid instead of blood. If you keep feeling like you're getting strangely funky on your rear, but wiping often reveals little or nothing, you should consider getting examined for hemorrhoids.
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maybe your poo poo wasnt coming out fast enough for you and you pinched it off and now remnants of the turd paste held in place by your sphincter are let loose as you move
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