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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
reign of pain winning the hearts and minds

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Raise your hand if you really have to care about public opinion

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Reign Of Pain posted:

Raise your hand if you really have to care about public opinion

I'm asking cops questions, not GS-7 Otakus. Please stop.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

genderstomper58 posted:

I'm asking cops questions, not GS-12 Otakus. Please stop.

You're trolling as usual. Ask them the best way to kill yourself. Take the advice.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Reign Of Pain posted:

You're trolling as usual. Ask them the best way to kill yourself. Take the advice.

Please fix my keyboard

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

genderstomper58 posted:

Hi, Cop Goons, GIP poster here. Got a quick question for you lads, perhaps top secret info though. I use an Escort Passport 9500ix radar/laser detector and while it works awesome for K band and Ka band stuff, I've heard that you'll only get a laser warning if the Officer is actually shooting right at your car, at which time it is probably too late to slow down. I've only had two laser warning so far and they were both super close and definitely would follow that logic, but I was Hella Speeding and didn't get pulled over. So I was wondering how exactly laser works I guess, and I've never heard of Yahoo answers or google, before you ask. Cheers lads(beanie I drove through LA today and they love speed traps but does highway not use lasers there???)

Your understanding for how it works is also how it's been explained to me. LSP has lasers but only select units.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

beanieson posted:

Your understanding for how it works is also how it's been explained to me. LSP has lasers but only select units.

Cheers mate, thanks :)

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

genderstomper58 posted:

Please fix my keyboard

Not until you get a request # from the helpdesk.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I'm going to smack the poo poo out of both of you if you don't shut up.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

genderstomper58 posted:

Hi, Cop Goons, GIP poster here. Got a quick question for you lads, perhaps top secret info though. I use an Escort Passport 9500ix radar/laser detector and while it works awesome for K band and Ka band stuff, I've heard that you'll only get a laser warning if the Officer is actually shooting right at your car, at which time it is probably too late to slow down. I've only had two laser warning so far and they were both super close and definitely would follow that logic, but I was Hella Speeding and didn't get pulled over. So I was wondering how exactly laser works I guess, and I've never heard of Yahoo answers or google, before you ask. Cheers lads(beanie I drove through LA today and they love speed traps but does highway not use lasers there???)

There is a rare chance that your radar detector can catch a bounce from a car that is ahead of you being lasered, but for the most part if it gets a hit, then it's already too late

Thesoldier
Aug 15, 2004

Seek not greatness, but instead truth, and you shall find both.
Radar detectors are rendered useless if the radar antenna is not transmitting. So if the Officer is like me, and waits for the right moment to strike. The radar detector just tells you that you got caught :smug:

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Or, you know, you could just slow down before bends in the road after a long straight, downhill slopes, or lightly used on ramps.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Or, you know, not speed.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I'm sure he was smart enough to send a letter to ensure they're on the "do not pull over" list and us just covering their bases

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Nice! posted:

Or, you know, not speed.

Just because the metro can barely hit 60 doesn't mean that other people can't have fun

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I need to wash that thing. It's been sitting in the garage in the same spot for months now. Battery is probably dead in it.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Mr. Nice! posted:

Or, you know, not speed.

Heh this guy

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

Or, you know, not speed.

Not... speed?

:confused:

But I don't feel like walking everywhere...

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Mr. Nice! posted:

Or, you know, not speed.

You sound like a blast at parties.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Shoulda labeled this poo poo before I started pulling wires :(

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Eh just hook poo poo up and figure out what switch does what down the road.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

GunForumMeme posted:

Eh just hook poo poo up and figure out what switch does what down the road.

Judging by the way my house's fuse box is laid out, this must be a common line of thought in contractors the world over

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
Lick each one and pay attention to the taste of each one. That will tell you which room it goes to.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


beanieson posted:

Shoulda labeled this poo poo before I started pulling wires :(



Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Turns out my girl decided she really didn't want me to take that position because of how it would affect my schedule, so I turned it down. All good because one of my buddies who really wanted it got offered it next.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I love my schedule. Weekends and Mondays off? :whatup:

By the way our hiring announcement is still open. Hiring 24 officers for a January/February class.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I love my schedule. Weekends and Mondays off? :whatup:

By the way our hiring announcement is still open. Hiring 24 officers for a January/February class.

You know what to do vas!!!!!

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
A new D&D (gently caress the) police thread!

:jerky:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
oh no

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


"Police should be encouraged to walk beats instead of cruising through them"

So... You want more police? Because uh.. that's the only way "walking the beat" is viable anymore.

DC has people walking on weekends because they illegally tamper with schedules to force every officer to work during the summer.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

So... You want more police? Because uh.. that's the only way "walking the beat" is viable anymore.


Love walking foot patrols, especially in the summertime. When we do though calls start to stack and our Sergeant and Lieutenants and Commanders want to know what the gently caress we're doing walking around. Just not enough officers to make it work and that blessed response time to consider. Also, there are very limited "downtown" residential areas in our beat where actual targeted foot patrols would mean anything more than patrolling by vehicle in the first place.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Yeah so long as you keep a nice consistent 5mph pace and keep the windows down a patrol car can be pretty effective.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
I thought the whole point of walking instead of driving was that you actually stopped and talked to the locals, and came across as human beings interested in the community instead of the Eye O'The Law creeping past in your Cruiser O'Oppression

I mean when you're not stopping and getting frisky or whatever

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I've been arrested for a couple of things and given a few speeding tickets and it was mostly me being a dumbass and in all honesty the cops came across as totally reasonable people every single time?? I just don't get where the hate comes from, there's just no way every one of these morons can have been personally brutalised... Cops seem pretty chill to me? I must be doing something wrong....

Hahahaha someone just posted that cops are a net negative

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Two Finger posted:

I've been arrested for a couple of things and given a few speeding tickets and it was mostly me being a dumbass and in all honesty the cops came across as totally reasonable people every single time?? I just don't get where the hate comes from, there's just no way every one of these morons can have been personally brutalised... Cops seem pretty chill to me? I must be doing something wrong....

Hahahaha someone just posted that cops are a net negative

R u white

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
R u serious



















of course he's white

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I bring it up because it's funny. Post that in D&D and see how long before someone says it seriously.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Two Finger posted:

I've been arrested for a couple of things and given a few speeding tickets and it was mostly me being a dumbass and in all honesty the cops came across as totally reasonable people every single time?? I just don't get where the hate comes from, there's just no way every one of these morons can have been personally brutalised... Cops seem pretty chill to me? I must be doing something wrong....

I've had far more people shake my hand and thank me after leaving the PD after a citation/arrest than walk out hating me or with a sour attitude. You just have to treat people with some respect and dignity, that's really all it takes. Unfortunately some cops don't get that.

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Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

Snowdens Secret posted:

I thought the whole point of walking instead of driving was that you actually stopped and talked to the locals, and came across as human beings interested in the community instead of the Eye O'The Law creeping past in your Cruiser O'Oppression

I mean when you're not stopping and getting frisky or whatever

That is definitely the point, and it is nice. Unfortunately when you start to cut police to the bare bones needed to answer calls, you pretty much spend your entire shift bouncing from one call to another and you end up pissing off your coworkers if they have to cover your calls while you are out shaking hands and kissing babies and poo poo starts to stack up on them. This problem could also be solved by people acting like adults and not calling police for every barking dog, suspicious(black) person walking through a neighborhood and mean facebook message. It's been my experience that most people hate the idea of a police state when they are the target, but they loving love calling the police on other people for every little thing.

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