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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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It occurs to me that in 2014 tito ortiz is a more credible and reputable fighter than wanderlei silva and this is really really funny to me

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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LobsterMobster posted:




No, drat it, DC! That's exactly what Jones wants, you've fallen into his plans of not having to fight anyone! :mad:

gus/dc would be a real cool fight, but i'd prefer it after one of them fucks jones up

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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mark hunt owns

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@markhunt1974 2m
My new bike thanks Scott pic.twitter.com/skfCg4UfXY

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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attackmole posted:

Man, the UFC is so fed up with Jones that they're publicly shaming him into signing a bout agreement. That's uh, pretty bad.

It must suck going from dealing with people like Cowboy or Chael who will fight anyone, any time to dealing with a dumb whiny turd

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Fozzy The Bear posted:

I bet this is Boney Jones' idea of what a heel does.

If he's gonna keep up this idea of heeling he needs to learn what X-Pac Heat is

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Mazzagatti2Hotty posted:

Hahaha, there's no defending herbism of this magnitude.

but by god atom will try

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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thought this was wanderlei drinking his woes away in a disguise

eh close enough

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@UFCNews 2m Cole Miller out of Fight Night Dublin; Brandao in

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

I bet Brandao wins that

that seems less likely than miller choking the life out of the hype train

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@mousasi_mma 2m
@TimKennedyMMA If u are looking for a fight I am coming for you....
@danawhite @ufc @NimaSafapour @arielhelwani @KarynBryant

I like this fight


Triticum Guzzler posted:

I don't think Brandao's brand of idiot lunacy would last very long in Ireland, amongst Irish fans

It's gonna be nice seeing Brazilians get a taste of their own chants/violent idiocy

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Mark Coleman has been the most entertaining part of this season

That's simultaneously awesome and awful

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Ditch posted:

It's literally what everyone expected going in and looked forward to :confused:

I expected funny moments from BJ and maybe a cool fight or two

So far nada

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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manyak posted:

Everyone wants Macgregor to be really bad because he talks too much, but hes pretty good and will probably only lose to the top of the division

as someone who watches mma for the funniest possible result i am rooting for mick diaz to be beaten by a nobody to derail his hype

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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MassRafTer posted:

My Irish half wants him to be really good but the Polish and Italian quarters want him to be really bad because of that tattoo.

every one in mma has bad tats you cant base you random hatreds off of that, hate him because he's an overhyped piece of poo poo

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Georges looks like he's enjoying his retirement man

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Wise Learned Man posted:

Who is his "retirement man," anyway?

Ask williedee, I hear his friend knows something

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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:nws: http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/arianny-celeste-twerking.gif (Kinda NWS? I mean it's jiggling butts in thongs)

That url is a loving lie, I'm pretty sure you need an rear end to twerk

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Seltzer posted:

The first thing you're gonna see is Dolce walking out to BJ's curb with a trashbag full of Spam and Mayonnaise.

With almonds?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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UFC Tonight : Jones is a punk bitch

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Bendo: "Send any one who would be fighting to the belt my way"

Why in the gently caress would anyone want you to get split decs against contenders

It's not like he even has the decency to have fun fights when he robs people like Leonard Garcia

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Eddie Wineland's jaw got broken, Eddie Wineland strongly considering retiring

Shogun wants to be on the Japan card

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Diego is back to "The Nightmare" instead of "The Dream"

Also "I'm not washed up" - Diego

More dumb Faber/Dillashaw questions next

Kurohashi brought up an interesting point in IRC, is Diego's chin the best now that Hunt and Maldonado have been KO'd?

I really can't think of anyone that has withstood more beatings

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jun 5, 2014

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Faber wouldn't like to fight Dillashaw, no one surprised

Faber also still handsome + very polite about Duane

Faber taking Bruce Leeroy "very seriously" despite no one else doing so

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Bigg Rigg on the air

"Bicep is doing fine"

"I don't care who I fight, doesn't matter to me at all"

Take note Jon Jones you loving piece of poo poo

On the GSP fight: "I still can't admit that was a close fight, I keep rewatching it and rewatching it and the best I can get is 3-2"

Hendricks giving most of the credit to his MMA success to his wrestling coach

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jun 5, 2014

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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1st AD posted:

Jones vs Overeem please.

Speaking of:

quote:

@rkruck 41m
@Alistairovereem begins training @JacksonsMMA he talks about his new home & return to the UFC Friday

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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http://instagram.com/p/o6JemoIWlK/


quote:

realvitorbelfort
32 minutes ago
As I always said I have nothing to hide from anyone. I am releasing my statement along with all my privates test results( click the link below).Looking forward to get my license in Nevada and fight in July. Thank you all! http://tiny.cc/myh1gx Como eu sempre falei, não tenho nada a esconder de ninguém. Estou divulgando uma declaração junto com todos os meus exames privados( clique no link abaixo para ver). Estou muito ansioso para pegar minha licença em Nevada e lutar em julho. Obrigado a todos! http://tiny.cc/myh1gx
speaking of a drug addict with stupid hair

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@Jon_Anik 1h
Seen some tweets about next weekend's UFC 174 prelims. Due to scheduling conflicts, they will be on FX.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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vitor is the best thing in this sport in and out of the cage

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Fat Twitter Man posted:

I kind of want Vitor to win the title now because that would be the funniest possible course of events and also Ben Fowlkes would wring his hands so hard they'd fall off at the wrist.

this would be genuinely the best thing alternatively i want him to get licensed for this fight and then immediately piss hot

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@arielhelwani 13s
Myles Jury is injured and out of his fight against Abel Trujillo in San Antonio on 6/28. More to come.

Aww dang

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

"The UFC totally supports Vitor Belfort on his process of getting a new license to compete in Nevada, and also respects every decision made by the local athletic commission. While we wait for the official approval by the commission, we're looking forward to the big fight between Vitor Belfort and Chael Sonnen at UFC 175, on July 5."

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Mark Munoz is removed from the rankings pending contract re-negotiation but

quote:

@mookiealexander · 37s
The UFC removed Mark Munoz from its rankings because his contract is up. Melvin Guillard can still be ranked and he's fighting in WSOF.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@BloodyElbow 1m
Following hepatitis B treatment, UFC’s Geronimo dos Santos await medical clearance to make UFC debut


Also greg jackson is just the best

quote:

I caught up with the founder of Jackson-Winkeljohn MMA after the event was over and asked him about his Ivan Drago impression. Jackson said he had no idea he was even doing it. When he walked out with John Dodson, he was excited and jumping around, he said. When he came to the Octagon with Diego Sanchez, he was intense. And, evidently, when he interacts with Khabilov, he becomes becomes a native of the former Soviet bloc. Another reason why Jackson is one of the more fascinating personalities in MMA.

http://msn.foxsports.com/ufc/haymaker/making-the-grade-passes-fails-from-ufc-fight-night-albuquerque-060814

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jun 9, 2014

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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-Atom- posted:

obviously.


this is the context that should be used, which was my point.

top 4 fights look neat

happy to see arlovski back in the ufc

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Pwny_Xpress posted:

what about a friendly dick?

Duzzy for your next chest scribbling I would like to request an angry and friendly penis

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@DamonMartin 5m
Chael Sonnen will be addressing the drug test results today at 6pm ET on @FOXSports1 #UFC

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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Aurain posted:

He's going for that Fallon Fox heat.

XPacMan Heat?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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quote:

@LukeRockhold 1m
My toe is still broken. I haven't stepped foot inside AKA since my fight. I'm not crazy I can't fight in 3 weeks as much as I would like to.

I'm gonna bet it ends up being Tim Kennedy versus "whoever isn't suspended or incapable of getting licensed"

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

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vainman posted:

Can't wait for Chael to look directly at the camera and tell the world this was all a misunderstanding in a slam poem

rapidly dialing his mom to get her to tell a whole bunch of people about his tiny balls on live tv

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