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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

In Wanderlei news he ducked the UFC Brazil final and was claiming he was removed from it. He wasn't.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 10:48

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

attackmole posted:

Man, the UFC is so fed up with Jones that they're publicly shaming him into signing a bout agreement. That's uh, pretty bad.

It is reminiscent of Anderson Silva post-Demian Maia.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 03:39

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

maffew buildings posted:

what's the background on this Malky Kawaii character and how'd he end up being a Jon Jones Dingus Behavior Enabler

He represents fighting Christians Jones and Bendo, therefore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPWnsQsUxNo

# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 08:01

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Chexoid posted:

Jeeze Johny, that fight was awhile ago and you're the champion now. Just let it go buddy.

Diaz 1, 2, 5.

(Later loses 50-45 to GSP but that was HIS (interim) title he was robbed of).

# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 01:59

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

masato tatanka posted:

# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 06:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.mmadecisions.com/decision/5249/Diego-Sanchez-vs-Ross-Pearson these media scores are amazing, also Pearson has lodged an appeal but as New Mexico can't overturn decisions based on being "wrong" it's unlikely to succeed.

http://mmajunkie.com/2014/06/ross-pearson-appeals-ufc-fight-night-42-loss-to-diego-sanchez

Lid fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Jun 10, 2014

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 09:32

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Ewar Woowar posted:

Has he retired? I like watching Kampmann fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA6aB8bcJxQ

This is the last time I saw him

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 12:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

LobsterMobster posted:

I get but why wouldn't you think Benson would be able to do what he did to Rustam (Hurt him with punches, leap onto a choke) to Diego, only much quicker?

Fun fact: Diego Sanchez holds the record for most fights ending in decision in UFC history (15), his last victory via stoppage was in 2008, and has only been stopped once in his entire career (TKO via doctor stoppage cut against BJ Penn). The one thing Diego is is that he is durable.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 13:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Here Lies Chael Patrick Sonnen
UFC Middleweight Champion
Died Before Puberty
"I Needed Estrogen To Get Pregnant"

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 02:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bluedeanie posted:

I hear Jason High is one of the nicest fighters ever so that kind of sucks for him, but at the same time I totally get the UFC's stance.

It doesn't bode well for the great James Thompson's UFC debut if ref-shoving is frowned upon

A chance to talk about EliteXC being rigged overrules pushing Miragliotta for being paid off.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 03:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Nibbles141 posted:

I think the issue is they're things a person would take coming off a cycle hence them been on the list. Chael is giving a legitimate reason for taking them, but again they are also something someone would take coming off a cycle and it's a month before he's due to fight so assuming he's telling the truth it's very unfortunate timing.

He isn't.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 05:04

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

freud mayweather posted:

you won't find one person on here who believes chael's story.

Just asking questions.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

So they didn't give him a disclosure form to list his non performance enhancing drugs he was taking in order to transition from TRT, to stop negative effects of estrogen overproduction and also to solve fertility issues?

Bullshit or not it sounds like as good a reason as you could have to be on them.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Fair point but was one of the substances on the list actually steroids or were they the non-performance enhancing things he listed in that interview? Just trying to see where the line between fact and fiction is in this hilarious mess and with someone as smooth at explaining himself out of things as Chael is you can never tell

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Yeah, he definitely hosed up and he admits that much in the interview as well. I'm not defending that he knowingly took stuff on the banned substances list just wondered how much of his reasoning held up for why and like you said his reasoning doesn't matter regardless since a banned substance is not gray area and context doesn't matter. Appreciate the answer, thanks.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 06:51

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Well slap me silly BJ might actually make weight.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 12:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MrSmokes posted:

Edgar/Penn 3 is such a pointless fight. It should be fun to watch, but we already know who the better fighter is. It'll just be 25 minutes of Edgar boxing Penn up and mixing in takedowns, like the last fight.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 14:05

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

*phone rings*

"Honey I just got randomly drug tested, I have some stuff in my system."

"Oh no! Will they find it?"

"They might... they might not. But we don't have to worry because I already had a plan worked out that will make sure everything is ok."

"That's great! What's the plan?"

"We have to have sex, all day, every day, for the next four weeks."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"You there?"

"Why?"

"Because you need to be pregnant for this to work, so get undressed I'm coming home right now."

"for fucks sake... fine. Why the gently caress does every time something lovely happen to you you always seem to come out ahead anyway? Oh my fight fell through? I am more popular than ever. Oh I am going to get popped for a drug test? I get to gently caress my hot wife for a month."

"Because...

I'm Chael loving Sonnen."

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 14:14

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MassRafTer posted:

That's what they should do, it makes no sense to book Vitor if he's not facing Chael.

Vitor upon hearing he won't be getting a payday at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nrCvjg6nsI

# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 05:28

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Seltzer posted:

I thought Toronto was wrapped up.

The winner is... QATAR!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 04:14

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

mewse posted:

Roryshach

Old MacDonald had a farm, C-H-E-L-M-N-O.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 15:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/Pros-Pick-Johnson-vs-Bagautinov-69097 drat

That's even worse than what odds on would've been the biggest underdog story

quote:

THE FINAL TALLY
Pros Picking Barao: 21
Pros Picking Dillashaw: 4

# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 13:50

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r4qyLrwgM0c

# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 16:42

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Neurosis posted:

Somehow I expected it to be that old guy that attends Folsom Street Fair and has a hardhat on with 'PISS PIG' written on it and spends his time having people piss in a cup so he can drink it.

Yoshizo Machida?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 06:09

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

EricHall posted:

Ben Henderson vs. Dos Anjos will also headline some Fight Night card later this year. Is Khabib dead?

Ramadan.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 06:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

-Atom- posted:

Alexander Gustafsson Apologist #1

Alexander Gustafsson Apologist #2

I remember my time as a teenager when I threw a woman and then headbutt her boyfriend. Kids make mistakes, stop judging the time I assaulted a woman and then viciously attacked her boyfriend. We all did it. It's perfectly natural.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 16:23

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

canoshiz posted:

"I want to play as Brendan Schaub in the new UFC game" -- Roberto Abreu

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 04:56

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