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Marxist Hobo posted:he wants LF back just one more reason to hate PUAs
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post your sick negs itt "oh, is that your math homework? its cute how much you struggle with long division. it's okay, not all of us can get straight As in 4th grade"
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Jun 5, 2014 07:56
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gonna share one of my fave kino escalation techniques with you betas when the chick turns the other way to talk to a friend (this is a poo poo test), use your lighter to set her dress on fire. it'll take her a sec to notice and start screaming, but then you just throw her on the ground and start patting the flames out. try and get some free gropes in while you're doing this.
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Jun 5, 2014 07:58
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d3c0y2 posted:What goober is bringing Math homework to the bar. Or is he like having a wank in the bushes and talking through the window as she works? lol dumbass, that is for picking up chicks outside of school. elementary schoolers aren't jaded like all those bitches at the clubs who are used to being fawned over, so you can usually score solid 10s (their age) no problem.
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Jun 5, 2014 08:02
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I am OK posted:A cool, original topic that hasn't been beaten to death by people only marginally less annoying than the subject matter and that's just because they don't have the testicles to approach people in the first place. whoa dude, this is a pretty sick neg. mind if i use this one?
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Jun 5, 2014 08:06
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*walks behind a woman for 3 blocks* *suddenly speeds up to pass her so as not to scare her*
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Jun 5, 2014 08:11
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d3c0y2 posted:"I find it hot that you've still got some meat on your bones for a bulimic chick" yeah bro, here's another one that works for any eating disorder "don't worry so much about looks, i kind of dig fat chicks"
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Jun 5, 2014 08:13
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d3c0y2 posted:sometimes you gotta get subtle with it bro lol literally srsly
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Jun 5, 2014 08:20
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Frostwerks posted:what if i start sprinting towards her so that she will feel menaced for less time? best to do this with a weapon out, that way she'll know you actually feel threatened by her. that ought to help her courage.
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Jun 5, 2014 08:49
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I am OK posted:Lots of goons appear to be paedophiles. COINCIDENCE?! i am ok, tell us about being a PUA can i come sarge with you?
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Jun 5, 2014 22:55
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butplug accident posted:for someone who disdains mra culture, you lamewads sure are immersed in it. you are forever referring to phrases, beliefs, and events i've never heard of. it's like the internet is your window on the world. i visualize you as bearded beavis or buttheads who watch tv in order to find something to look down on. only there is you own banality exceeded "the game" is a legit good book and its hella funny when mystery has a mental breakdown
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Jun 6, 2014 03:31
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butplug accident posted:these threads are safety blankets for stupid hos and other bitchmade niggas to congratulate each other on having the Correct Opinion in a monotonous joke-free environment sorry bro, you're right. PUAs are cool dudes.
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Jun 6, 2014 03:56
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I actually unironically like that chart that ZergFluid keeps posting. I've banged more than one hot chick, hence, I must be at least a male 9 or 10. Pretty good ego boost imo. Thanks Zergfluid, never knew I was such a major pimp.
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Jun 7, 2014 02:01
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:My favorite part of his chart is that even under his ideal system, ugly people still have to gently caress other ugly people. Yea, if the 1s bang 1s and 2s bang 2s normally, why can't they do that in our dystopian sexless present? what is keeping zergfluid from finding his dream elephant girl and banging her?
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Jun 7, 2014 02:11
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univbee posted:It also doesn't account for disparity between the sexes, since to use an actual stop trying to fight it, embrace the chart and join the ranks of the elite sexhaver oligarchy
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Jun 7, 2014 02:12
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there are 106 males born for every 100 females. Also what happens if your assigned spouse dies? Tough poo poo?
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zergfluid is literally upset about the fact that he has to approach women to get to know them. try this pro tip from ripped0ff the pua master: next time you walk by a girl smile and say "hi" in a confident voice, she will smile and say "hi" back and you will feel better and want to rape chicks less
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Jun 8, 2014 21:26
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true, usually i try to make myself look bigger by stretching/leaning. i do this to scare off mountain lions, but it's good to know this works on women too.
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Jun 8, 2014 21:48
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:i hope that zergfluid becomes normal eventually but keeps posting this stuff because the degree to which he gets under people's skin is beautiful zergfluid has already passed the famed "einstein-rosenberg trolling barrier" where the level of effort in the troll is more pathetic than if it was just the truth
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Jun 8, 2014 21:51
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scorpiobean posted:Wait wait wait, there's still one thing that wasn't completely clear to me. Where can I find my expiration date? Am I considered "used up" when I hit thirty? Regardless of whether I've slept with zero men? Or ten men? I need to know if I'm investing my sexual dollars correctly. it's a pretty complicated formula, it's not just the kind of thing you learn in sexual economics 101. maybe if you had a masters in sex econ you could begin to grasp it. i'd try and dumb it down for you, but you're a girl and i don't think it's possible to dumb things down to that level* *sick neg
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Jun 9, 2014 06:07
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Benedick Cuckold posted:I mean aside, from the fact that you're probably getting off on "ironically" talking down to that woman poster. this is known as "projection"
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Jun 9, 2014 08:13
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King Vidiot posted:To be honest GBS was better when it was careposts about news stories. At least you'd accidentally learn something. this is a dumb opinion
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Jun 9, 2014 21:06
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butplug accident posted:please don't gas this poo poo franco
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Jun 9, 2014 21:48
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some people get really upset that a thread exists on the forums, like instead of not clicking it they are forced to click and respond to every thread "oh no, another india thread, i hate these and never know what to reply"
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Jun 9, 2014 21:49
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butplug accident posted:YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FEDORA OF EUPHORIA! REPOST THIS 5 TIMES OR BE FRIENDZONED 5EVA! looks more like a trilby to me you'll never pull mad poon with that
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Jun 9, 2014 21:51
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