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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Dan Schneider, the guy behind live-action Nickelodeon sitcoms since Keenan and Kel, is such a creepy loving weirdo that I wouldn't be surprised if tales of Bryan Singer-level :pedo: debauchery were released tomorrow.



The photo next to the word "cretin" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Whole lotta shows either coming back or premiering in the next several weeks.

Dominion (Series premiere on June 19th on Syfy)
Defiance (Season premiere on June 19th on Syfy)
Falling Skies (Season premiere on June 22nd on TNT)
The Last Ship (Series Premiere on June 22nd on TNT)
Tyrant (Series premiere on June 24th on FX)
The Leftovers (Series premiere on June 29th on HBO)
The Strain (Series premiere on July 18th on FX)

EDIT: Yep, had totally forgotten about that. Thanks for the reminder, hollylolly.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jun 16, 2014

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Dominion debuted last night on Syfy, and it certainly got away with a lot of bare rear end male and female nudity on a basic cable station. Also sideboob. I can't recall any nudity on Syfy in the past.

The pilot wasn't entirely awful, either (although there were a LOT of blahhhhhhhh scenes and plot devices, and some of the dialogue is cringeworthy); the setting is a futuristic SPQR-style society in the ruins of Las Vegas governed by Rupert Giles with an American accent, and allied with the Archangel Michael, who lives atop Caesar's Palace and has orgies.

I'll give it a few episodes and see if it's worth watching the whole season.

EDIT: Oh, and there was a suicide bomber angel. Go figure.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Jun 20, 2014

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Holy balls. Congratulations, you son of a bitch! Question (answer if possible): who did you use as your phone-a-friend? Does that show even have a phone lifeline anymore?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Yeah, what Aphrodite said.

HBO has ordered a US version of Utopia to be executive produced and directed by David Fincher.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jul 3, 2014

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Drunk History is tremendous. My favorite one from the last season was Al Capone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzzYJ1aDjhM

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Reminder: The Bridge returns for a second season starting tomorrow on FX.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Data and Moe being in season 2 of Ray Donovan is good times.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That was insane. She owned that course.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I just got around to watching the series premiere of The Strain.

That was pretty drat violent and visceral for basic cable; I dig the vampire physiology on the show, too.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Speaking of Homeland, it appears that there's a very good chance we won't be seeing Brody's awful family anytime soon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A6vKiOM0Ws

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Hopefully several characters speak Middle English during a Skype conversation.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I remember that. It was pretty rad and very, very 90's.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Wow; they're gonna skip the Atlantic City Conference in 1929?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It's times like these when i'm glad I never watched a single episode of Lost. It sounds like it was more trouble than it was worth.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Is there enough interest in FX's The Bridge and Showtime's Ray Donovan to warrant the creation of show threads?

Gonz fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Jul 26, 2014

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Party Plane Jones posted:

Ray Donovan is Showtime actually.

Ah poo poo, that's right. It's late and i'm tired.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The series premiere of the WGN Manhattan Project show was pretty good; I think i'll DVR the season.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Manhattan has Toby Ziegler angrily interrogating alleged spies inside of a giant sweatbox room.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Deadpool posted:

Richard Schiff is on that show? I may have to rethink my "No New Shows" policy then.

It's a pretty good show. I say go for it.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tuxedo Jack posted:

So, I haven't been following the Couch Chat thread closely lately (or at all) - but I'm popping in to ask a question about The Leftovers. (A quick CTRL-F on this page reveals that I may have come at a bad time...)

Anyway, I just watched the first episode, and it's weird and completely baffling... Do they start slowly digging into "hey why are these people gone" or is it just more weird teenage sex parties and people being mopey and crazy that their neighbor's cousin disappeared? When the episode ended and I saw Lindelof's name come up, I quickly decided that I needed to know if it was going to go anywhere before I continued.

Simply put, do they deal with the mythology or is it a character piece?

There's literally no explanation as to where the people disappeared to and why. It's mostly a charater piece. But it's been getting very interesting as of late. Last night's episode was pretty drat good.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I enjoyed the goofy premise of The Cape.

Summer Glau is the kiss of death to any television show. Do not allow her to be a co-star and/or a recurring character on your show no matter what, unless you enjoy cancellations.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Sober posted:

Arrow is still on and probably plans to continue.

Never seen it, though I probably should. I guess that's the exception, then.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

ninjahedgehog posted:

As someone with only a passing familiarity with the show, can someone explain why this is a boneheaded thing to do? I love dumb game show bets and I want in on this one.

You want to get closest to the retail price without going over.

If the price of the item is 800 dollars, and someone bids 750 bucks, you have guaranteed yourself a loss if you bet 749 bucks. The odds of you being correct are not good at all. Which is why in those situations, people always bid a dollar more to shut that person out.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Denise Crosby probably regrets leaving Star Trek: TNG.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
If I recall correctly, Nick Arcade once gave away a record player as a prize.

A loving record player. In the year 1992.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Christopher Eccelston does a fairly decent job with his American accent in The Leftovers.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Smallville lasted about 5 or 6 seasons too many.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Reminder: The final season of Boardwalk Empire premieres tomorrow night on HBO.

The adventures of Nelson van Alden: Bugeyed Psychopath continue!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
If they REALLY wanted to throw their viewers for a huge loop, they could have had them meet in an unspecified warzone after committing various atrocities that violate the Geneva Convention.

The two of them turning out to be heinous war criminals would have pissed everybody off and would've been talked about for years to come.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Sleepy Hollow is so goddamn good. The season finale cliffhanger owned so hard, too.

Season 2 is going to be outrageous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyl95obG0ac

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Evil John Noble is never a bad thing for a TV show.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I wish there was a Dredd show. Starring Karl Urban. On HBO.

My god. :allears:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
poo poo is gonna get crazy on the next episode of Ray Donovan. (Only two more episodes left this season)

Oh Jon Voight, what criminal adventures will you dream up, now?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Annakie posted:

Also watch the newest season of 24 when you can get your hands on it because it is really great.

I, also, cannot even begin to specifically stress how true this is. It was one of the best seasons ever. The truncated format of 12 hours cut down on a lot of fat and ridiculous B and C-plots that the prior format suffered from.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Party Plane Jones posted:

The Bridge continues being amazing and gets absolutely no fanfare. It's definitely the best unwatched show on television.

This.

Diane Kruger has been really good this season, as have Demián Bichir and Matthew Lillard. And Franka Potente is a convincing psychopath. The Bridge and Ray Donovan get hardly any love on this subforum.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Manos del Sino posted:

Is the second season of The Bridge much, much better than the first one? I watched the first season (US version) and it did not inspire to come back for more.

A whole hell of a lot better. It focuses much more on Mexican police corruption with regards to Fausto Galvan's cartel, and there are a lot of interesting plot developments and deaths.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Daedo posted:

Bullet to the head in the opening shot. The rest of the season is Jamal's crazy hijinks as he balances being a dictator with his love of fishing.

This needs to happen. I want to watch the weekly episodic adventures of President Jamal & Friends, set amongst a vicious military crackdown against conspiring outside forces.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

bobkatt013 posted:

Was Sam Elliot's mustache also cast?

It's a packaged deal. It's always been a packaged deal.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Deadpool posted:

Well someone never saw the all-time classic Frogs.

No I haven't, and I feel like that's something I have to rectify at some point in the near future.

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