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You will no longer be able to write your name in the snow. Hopefully you live somewhere where that's applicable.
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It's the only thing about you that's funny.
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Jun 8, 2014 09:26
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they actually slice 'em up and invert them so your glans is your new clit you transvestite invert into your ball cavity for maximum effectiveness
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Jun 8, 2014 09:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nU3E-3whIg
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Jun 8, 2014 09:27
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Lowtax posted:/!\ TOXX CLAUSE /!\ poo poo just got real.
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Jun 8, 2014 09:28
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I hope this means Lowtax is back from China and will start making more youtubes about bad video games with shmorky because I miss those
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Jun 8, 2014 09:37
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The gene pool of a small rural village in northern china has been altered forever
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Jun 8, 2014 09:38
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Jun 8, 2014 09:41
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You will have to pee sitting down on a public toilet at some point.
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Jun 8, 2014 09:47
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Can't teabag.
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Jun 8, 2014 09:49
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:You will have to pee sitting down on a public toilet at some point. Listen to this woman, she speaks of true horrors.
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Jun 8, 2014 09:53
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This reminds me of some guys webpage from years back where he careful documented his DIY surgery bifurcating his own dick. Might give the OP some ideas for alternatives. Why be satisfied with your dick in only one piece?
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Jun 8, 2014 11:03
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cut your stupid dick lengthwise with a bandsaw
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Jun 8, 2014 11:13
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Your balls help regulate some pretty important hormones, and it can be kind of annoying have to constantly take drugs for the rest of your life to keep that poo poo balanced. You totally don't need your dick though, chop away.
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Jun 8, 2014 11:15
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TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
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Jun 8, 2014 11:48
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Butthead posted:Can't teabag. I hope you've done this so you will know what you're missing.
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Jun 8, 2014 11:52
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Just hire a hooker.
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Jun 8, 2014 11:53
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something about video games
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Jun 8, 2014 12:38
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they look good on you
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Jun 8, 2014 12:40
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Risk of infection is a pretty good reason.
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Jun 8, 2014 12:41
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Have you told your father you're doing this? What would he say? You know I think you're better than this right honey?
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Jun 8, 2014 12:50
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Here is a good reason to not do it: it would hurt and it would suck Now that I have saved your cock + balls they belong to me
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Jun 8, 2014 12:51
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heres something to remember though, sometimes when i jo i go for a ball feel and you can feel that your cock actually goes all the way up into your stomach area i followed it one day with my finger. If you do chop it off, you need to cut up along that line and pull out the whole thing otherwise it doesnt count and you still have a cock. This is accurate biological and scientific advice, there's not much i dont know about other mends penises.
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Jun 8, 2014 12:53
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This is a terrible thread (esp since lowtax posted in it). That should be reason enough to not slice them off
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Jun 8, 2014 12:54
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oh i just thought of something Medium cool? More like zero cool e: hth
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Jun 8, 2014 12:56
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Is stimpy gay or...
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Jun 8, 2014 13:09
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Think of the patriarchy before you go and do something selfish like this
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Jun 8, 2014 13:11
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Page Downfall posted:This reminds me of some guys webpage from years back where he careful documented his DIY surgery bifurcating his own dick. I remember that, he had to do it in several stages waiting each time for the cuts to heal, and he kept passing out from blood loss.
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Jun 8, 2014 13:27
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op let lowtax know that if you cut off you dick and balls he can never pleasure you
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Jun 8, 2014 13:29
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my dad told me about this guy who came in and had chopped his dick for religious reasons and it looked like a sliced sausage because the idiot had only partly chopped it off. you don't want to be a sliced sausage dick man for the rest of your life do you? get a drat professional to do that poo poo
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Jun 8, 2014 13:33
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:my dad told me about this guy who came in and had chopped his dick for religious reasons and it looked like a sliced sausage because the idiot had only partly chopped it off. you don't want to be a sliced sausage dick man for the rest of your life do you? get a drat professional to do that poo poo and then goons sponsored it on kickstarter and the short bun was born
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Jun 8, 2014 13:37
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BlueChocolate posted:make sure to cook it and sell it afterwards; it's apparently very lucrative  You can easily make over $1500, op
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Jun 8, 2014 14:01
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tentative8e8op posted:You can easily make over $1500, op is that really a penis? looks pretty big for asia
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Jun 8, 2014 14:05
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people who cut off their genitals are mentally ill
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Jun 8, 2014 14:06
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if you do that then how are you going to get molested by your creepy uncle
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Jun 8, 2014 14:06
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I just read sometimes guys slip and fall and they just fall into a vagina dick first. Maybe wait and see if that happens to you.
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Jun 8, 2014 14:06
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poo poo needs to hit page 5 fast i need some bme action
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Jun 8, 2014 14:08
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OP just wrap a rubber band around cockn balls and let em fall off. Also will you guard my harem after your transformation is complete??
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Jun 8, 2014 14:09
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people who don't cut off their genitals are mentally ill check and mate
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  The answer was in front of you the whole time my friend.
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