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Where in the world is Brad Maddox?
Gearing up to be the new third member of the Shield
Playing striker for the English football squad in the World Cup
In Russia, being Edward Snowden's secret government mole
Giving an awkward and scripted presentation for Microsoft at E3
He's twerking, Maggle!
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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I'm not sure I want to watch the segment where Bryan gets stripped of the title. It's just sad to see after all the work he did at Wrestlemania to get it. :sigh:

Most importantly, I hope he doesn't have to sit a year like Manning did when he had similar problems. Beyond that, I'm worried they won't give him another shot :ohdear:

(I'm a total mark because all Bryan probably cares about is putting on quality matches and getting paid)

Bigass Moth posted:

Put the strap on Sid brother.

Then send Undertaker back out there to wrestle him for it in one final match!

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bartok posted:

Only if Sid shits his pants again.

Somewhere, somehow, at this moment, there is a wrestler making GBS threads his pants.

This statement is always true, every moment of every day.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

i have no idea what booker is talking about

AW SHUCKY DUCKY

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Serioustalk, why has there never been a Booker/Stevie Ray commentary team?


"SHUCKY DUCKY"
"LET ME ASK YA SOMETHIN BOOK"
"WHAT'S THAT STEVIE"
"WHY'S HE GOTTA SHUCKY HIS DUCKY, SUCKAS GOTTA KNOW"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Luneshot posted:

Tonight may be good, tonight may be bad. But it'll sure be interesting. I hope.

Nope nope and nope

e: Jesus, these guys put like forty shells in one guy for pulling a gun. I mean it's justified but isn't that a little... much? :raise:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

From St. Louis, Missouri, and being accompanied by Randy Orton... RANDY ORTON'S GROIN!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bartok posted:

Good news everbody! NCIS is getting a second spin-off! NCIS: New Orleans starring Scott Bakula! Can't wait to see the last three minutes before RAW!

I can't tell if this is a joke post or a serious post or if I like the idea or don't or aaaaaaaaaaa

quote:

Chokes, what are we drinking tonight?

pre-bourbon corn liquor straight from the bottle

(Four Roses)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
First California Chrome, then the Knicks hire some guy off an NBA bench, then Bryan gets stripped. This is a horrible week for sports and I hate everything.

Although if the belt strip leads to an epic meltdown like the Triple Crown it will redeem the night :getin:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Omally posted:

hahahahahaha shoot me

If I had a gun and one bullet I wouldn't waste it

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Okay, we're at 10 minutes. Keep it going, Trips! You should be back in ring shape now, you can go broadway!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
With Seth gone, they can only have four of the letters.

The SHEL.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Codependent Poster posted:

Titus turned on his kids right after that commercial.

I'm imagining him swinging one of them into the barricade and oh my god I'm a monster but I can't stop laughing :(

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Asmodai_00 posted:

the third member of the shield is literally the entire rest of the roster

"After our many battles with the SHIELD, we've come to respect each other."

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Barrett and RVD team confirmed.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

I'm afraid I've got some Bad News!

Salmonella.

Shakes, vomiting profusely, and blue at the lips?

You're right, it is time for Raw!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Sup guys, have some whiskey and feel like I can enjoy raw.

whisky ain't enough man I need scotch

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
That suplex was incredibly contrived and I loved it. :allears:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Supreme Allah posted:

Appropriately I have a handle of some cheap but okay Clan MacGregor, I hope this match lasts 2 hours

Mix it with Old Bartlet and Tito's, drink, then throw up for the rest of those 2 hours

May or may not be better than this Raw

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
OH gently caress NO :stonk:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Wasteland and Winds of Change didn't work? If only he had some sort of move that usually ends his matches anyway!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING HIM

STOP KILLING HIM

(actually don't)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Everything is terrible and I hate it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
"Hey, Bray, I want to kill someone. Is that normal? :ohdear:"
"Probably!"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Question: Who produced The Wyatt's little stinger and who does all of their videos and how did they convince someone to create and entrance song and really who is video taping this?

Look, I've explained this already. They kidnapped and brainwashed the cameraman who went out to find them in their very first vignette series.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Why are female aliens always hot and sexy? Is that just the default template for the races of the universe? Someone help me out here, I have no idea what's up.

SPEAKING OF WHICH :swoon:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Why does she have a pocket square? Why are they making fun of Obama? Why is Lana such a goddamn ham? I just don't know what's going on, help.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I wonder if they just cut promos on each in Russian all day long in public. It's not like anyone would know what they're saying.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
RUSEV KILL

RUSEV ... KILL

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I seriously love that savat kick. It's murder incarnate.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
This is almost so much that it's embarrassing.

Almost :allears:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

US Russian title

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Striking Yak posted:

"This cow's releasing a lot of methane. I guess what I'm saying is...it's pootin'."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

dialhforhero posted:

Fixed this for accuracy.

Well that was horrible. Thanks for that.

e: DA BIG GUY

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Edwardian posted:

Christ, that would be a creepy mask.

Stick Dean in a Booji Boy mask and shove him out there.

Hell, go ahead and send the rest of Devo out with him. There you go, SHIELD reformed.


bartok posted:

No whammies! No whammies!

Womp womp

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fatherdog posted:

Is the kayfabe angle here that Cody is sabotaging Golddust, or that he's just really bad at recruiting partners?

"See, Golddust? It's not me, it's you. :smug:"

Uh, Summer :stare:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Deadpool posted:

Layla has the oddest accent.

I can't tell if it's just a mild accent, if she's trying to sound American, or she's just been in the states so long her accent's gone.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

Sure was nice of WWE to air somebody's fetish as part of their storyline.

Hey, thanks for joining us in the thread for the first time! It's hard to get into WWE, do you need someone to give you a summary of the angles?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Slater, leave.

Just leave.

Seriously, leave.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Well, Seth's gone, Dean's the new guy we launch out of a cannon at people when things go wrong.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Squall posted:

Slater is smart as hell.

e: Nevermind :rip:

Not smart enough :smith:

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