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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Turds are coming out of my butthole and landing in the bathtub

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
more like landing onto the keyboard and onto the forums via your posting and this thread in particular am I right?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
i miss your old av.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
ground fuckin floor in this epic dump thread

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
hosed up if true.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
No, literally

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
why the bathtub though? not buying it.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Please indicate the closest colour approximation.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Whirlwind Jones posted:

more like landing onto the keyboard and onto the forums via your posting and this thread in particular am I right?

wow are you ok op whirlwind jones just kind of owned you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm literally sitting here clenching my butt because I have to take a dump but instead of going to the toilet in the other room, I'm sitting here posting.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
haha yeah we're all watching good technique my man

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Whirlwind Jones posted:

why the bathtub though? not buying it.

uhhh?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
holy poo poo are you freaking serious right now because wow...

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
dude legit poops in the bathtub WHAT THE gently caress???

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Whirlwind Jones posted:

dude legit poops in the bathtub WHAT THE gently caress???

where else is he supposed to poop?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what are you talking about? RCP

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice
next step is the wafflestomp!

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
op where does your poop land on the bristol scale

click please

it's important!!!

:siren: urgent poop request :siren:

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Please indicate the closest colour approximation.



Im not sure about you guys but my poo poo is brown

this option doesn't seem to be on your chart do I require medical assistance?

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007
Im dumping too. I am making GBS threads in a toilet.. i peed some on the turds, and i dont care what the effect on them will be. Soon i will flush my poo poo into the sewer where it will join shits ive previously taken and discarded.

Even later i will poop again.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
does anyone have that gif with the little wookie saying "suck my cock"? if so, can i have it?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Mirthless posted:

op where does your poop land on the bristol scale

click please

it's important!!!

:siren: urgent poop request :siren:

If you don't maintain a comprehensive personal poop diary complete with texture, colour, aroma, length and consistency you're pretty much a scrub.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

dad gay. so what posted:

does anyone have that gif with the little wookie saying "suck my cock"? if so, can i have it?

i've got a picture of an anime girl saying i hate boys do you want that instead?

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007
Update: i flushed them.

The turds are gone and will not return. gently caress them. Stay out of my rear end

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





took a poo poo in a freshly cleaned toilet. left smears. :feelsgood:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

dad gay. so what posted:

does anyone have that gif with the little wookie saying "suck my cock"? if so, can i have it?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
oops wrong link sorry.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

If you don't maintain a comprehensive personal poop diary complete with texture, colour, aroma, length and consistency you're pretty much a scrub.

I take all of my shits on a baby scale so I can measure both the weight and the length

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
:nws: http://gifsthatmakeyouwannasuckcock.tumblr.com

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

SaltLick posted:

took a poo poo in a freshly cleaned toilet. left smears. :feelsgood:

I'm a bit concerned about the water level in my toilet. I have to lean in a little bit otherwise it always ends up landing on the far side and leaving a smudgy brown trail down the bowl and I've lost track of the number of times that flushing doesn't get it so I have to literally bend down and wiped it off using toilet paper. Makes me kind of wish for American toilets which are pretty much all water except I don't like the idea of splashback, do you guys not find that water squirts back into your anus and is this not really off-putting?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

I'm a bit concerned about the water level in my toilet. I have to lean in a little bit otherwise it always ends up landing on the far side and leaving a smudgy brown trail down the bowl and I've lost track of the number of times that flushing doesn't get it so I have to literally bend down and wiped it off using toilet paper. Makes me kind of wish for American toilets which are pretty much all water except I don't like the idea of splashback, do you guys not find that water squirts back into your anus and is this not really off-putting?

From time to time the tree of my rear end must be watered with the blood of toilets

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

TheBlackPharaoh posted:

From time to time the tree of my rear end must be watered with the blood of toilets

Does this not give you diseases if you are in a public toilet and a tramp has just gone before you? I'd worry about taking tramp bottom water up into my bottom, I don't know what they have but they probably have lots of diseases of the bottom.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

pro click

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013


ok it worked who here has a cock and lives in the NJ tristate area

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
same got a real hankering for dicks

more than usual even

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Moola posted:

same got a real hankering for dicks

more than usual even
I didn't realise that was physically possible lmao.

;)

PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013

accidental double post incoming???

E; oops I hosed up no

PokeCrysis fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Jun 16, 2014

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
a live shitposting thread is exactly what gbs needs

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PokeCrysis
Apr 15, 2013

this subliminal message thread is making me want to take part in a scat orgy what should I do?

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